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Romance / Please, I Am Down by vybzkartel: 4:44pm On Jul 05, 2021
I am currently very down and sad
Please tell me something to make me happy
Please please
Jokes Etc / Re: Where Can I Get This Frogman Meme? by vybzkartel: 7:03pm On May 03, 2021
Casemiro:
There's one frogman meme I'm looking for.


He tries to grab booooobs in the picture.


where can I see it please

Here it is

Romance / Re: Come Mek Wi Settle This Case (photo) by vybzkartel: 6:57pm On May 03, 2021
richmond500:
why do I have the feeling that its u and bro quame girlfriend?

Like u were knacking qwame babe, now she is pregnant for u and u want to carry d pikin give bro quame

Haba

How can i grin

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Romance / Re: Is This Normal? by vybzkartel: 6:56pm On May 03, 2021
EFULEFU1:
Ever since this lady accepted my proposal, three months nows

She is always in her menstrual period
Every day, she get menses
What kind of nonsense is this sad angry

grin
Romance / Re: Is This Normal? by vybzkartel: 6:56pm On May 03, 2021
earleswood:
Efulefu! Efulefu! Efulefu!
Onukwu awusa.
Should you always make out to be the forum's nincompoop? Make amadi oha bend your brokus. Onye ala!

grin
Romance / Re: Come Mek Wi Settle This Case (photo) by vybzkartel: 6:53pm On May 03, 2021
richmond500:
Bro quame don suffer
grin

RIP to bro quame grin

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Romance / Come Mek Wi Settle This Case (photo) by vybzkartel: 6:50pm On May 03, 2021
grin

Can u relate to this?

Religion / Is Salvation The Will Of God Or Man? by vybzkartel: 8:43am On Apr 21, 2021
Was Apostle Paul's salvation the will of God or the will of Paul?

Scriptural references will be appreciated

Romance / Re: Should I Give Her Her Number? by vybzkartel: 8:32pm On Apr 16, 2021
IceDune:
To blackmail you, she feels you've been chopping and cleaning mouth for too long. Give her the number and see the movie unfold grin

If your heart is clean you won't be here asking us this question

My heart is clean
Romance / Re: Should I Give Her Her Number? by vybzkartel: 3:41pm On Apr 16, 2021
Bornsinner7:
She's trying to make friend with your wife so she can build a trust relationship between both of them while she serve you hot hot without your wife suspecting anything..


She is not like that
Romance / Should I Give Her Her Number? by vybzkartel: 3:28pm On Apr 16, 2021
My married lady friend yesterday requested that I give her my wife's phone contact.

I asked what for and she said she wants to be friends with my wife.

I asked how she was going to do that and she said I should leave that to her.

Should I give her the contact?

Thank u
Romance / If You Visit Your Fiancee And See This (photo) by vybzkartel: 6:20pm On Apr 09, 2021
You visit your wife to be and see her bed this way, meanwhile she is very slim. Will u be suspiciou s? cheesy

Romance / Re: Hmmm, Wise Men Needed For Advice by vybzkartel: 4:51pm On Apr 07, 2021
Papertrails:


see if she does not agree to being ordinary friends with you then you have to cut every damn connection you have with that portifer's wife....

she wants to destroy you

But wait.......this your moniker ehhhh.....e get as e be, it reminds me of that track " beg me a Bleep"

What is the meaning of E GET AS E BE?
Romance / Re: Hmmm, Wise Men Needed For Advice by vybzkartel: 4:43pm On Apr 07, 2021
Papertrails:
She is married and you are a young man still planning out your future so don't let a two minutes pleasure give you something you will always regret in life and wish you never did, or just imagining you are her husband and another young boy like you is seeking advice wether to kpensh your wife or not to.

You should understand that 95% of women married/single are like children, you don't always give them what they want rather you give them what they need.

Please, read the post well. I don't seek advise to sleep with her, No. I am never going to do that. My question is, should I refuse to communicate with her at all? I am currently refusing her calls but I feel bad for her
Romance / Re: Hmmm, Wise Men Needed For Advice by vybzkartel: 4:38pm On Apr 07, 2021
lilvicky68:
Before you know you go enter gone..leave the married woman alone[b]..if she can't just be friends she [/b]should go..


Should I avoid her calls?
Romance / Hmmm, Wise Men Needed For Advice by vybzkartel: 4:31pm On Apr 07, 2021
I have this lady friend, who is actually married. She has told me she loves me and wants to get down with me. I am not interested and have told her.

The problem is, she keeps texting and calling me. I feel bad ignoring her calls and texts,

I feel bad destroying the friendship because of her desires

Please, how do I handle this without destroying my friend ship with her? Is engaging her on the phone on normal discussions bad of me? Thank you
Romance / Is He Gay! by vybzkartel: 7:22pm On Apr 02, 2021
One guy in my workplace pressed my yansh, I turned to look at him and was smiling
Later he brought me lunch and is pushing hand to be my friend

How do I handle this please
Romance / Will You Allow Your Wife To Attend Her Ex Boyfriend S Funeral? by vybzkartel: 10:51pm On Mar 25, 2021
My wifes ex boyfriend s funeral is on next month and has told me she will attend but I don't like the idea. First of all I feel jealous seeing my wife attending an event honouring her ex lover. Again, what if the deceased resurrects to shine her Congo for the last time?

Will u allow her if in my shoes?
Romance / Re: I Have Fallen For My Friend's Grandmother by vybzkartel: 9:14am On Mar 23, 2021
3gpvids:
My advice

But why
Romance / I Have Fallen For My Friend's Grandmother by vybzkartel: 11:17pm On Mar 22, 2021
I know u won't believe this, but it is true
I visited my friend and colleague in his house and noticed his mum and grandmum were around. Instantly fell in love with his granny. She should be about 89 years and I am in my late thirties yet, she has overtaken my heart. I have broken up with my fiancee because of my granny but I don't know how to propose to her

Please, how can I win this man's love? Thanks
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 9:40pm On Mar 13, 2021
Nicepoker:
Emergency boyfriend.

Ok, more like a spare tire?
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 9:24pm On Mar 13, 2021
Nicepoker:
Op you are an auxiliary boyfriend.

How do u mean
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 9:11pm On Mar 13, 2021
Heathrow44:



I'm waiting for a sequel thread! Wait for it!!! 1,2,3,4....... Countdown to a trailer!

Oh come on, how will it benefit u if I am hurt
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 9:07pm On Mar 13, 2021
Heathrow44:




grin grin, Amazon prime video tears! Loading!! This is the premium subscription!

U are scaring me brother
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 8:57pm On Mar 13, 2021
Heathrow44:




grin grin, Amazon prime video tears! Loading!! This is the premium subscription!

How exactly is she going to give me those tears?
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 8:56pm On Mar 13, 2021
FreeSpirited:

I hope he understands. But he doesn't get...he's searching for premium tears.. lol

Ok, thanks
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 8:41pm On Mar 13, 2021
FreeSpirited:

chai...guy use your head now...upon everything I told you?

Come clear, please
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 8:30pm On Mar 13, 2021
[quote author=FreeSpirited post=99860763].. maturity is understatement...you obviously don't match her level of manipulation. What I meant is that..she obviously checks on you to see if you are still under her manipulation spell..lol[/quot]

Ok, so she is not interested in me?
Romance / Re: What Are They Most Offensive Words Ever Spoken To You By Your Lover? by vybzkartel: 8:29pm On Mar 13, 2021
FreeSpirited:
Baby I'm in my period is too offensive for my raging diick to take

Ah ah
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 8:23pm On Mar 13, 2021
stanliwise:
call her at your own time!, speak like normal, it is one of the naughty thing everyone do.
It won't take anything from you and it doesn't make you less of anything, just do it when you feel like.

But solve the real problem, get a happy life. Date other girls, you don't need to hide it from her.
It is just part of life, if two of your were meant to be together then somehow you would come together.
Thanks

But waiting for her because she said so is a no no no no no. I hope you see sense in my advice
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 8:22pm On Mar 13, 2021
FreeSpirited:
You are a potential side Niggar, she's keeping you as an 'orbiter' in Redpill language...giving you hope through manipulation..lol.
.
You are for the future emotional security in case all the guys pumping and fucking_ her hard at the moment don't propose. So you will be her saving grace. She's been doing that consistently to check if your mumurity never cure...lol.
.
.
Pele loverboy.

That she thinks I am not mature?
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Come Here To Advise Me by vybzkartel: 7:16pm On Mar 13, 2021
Where are the expert s

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