This is the place where Friends meets Friends And All meets Jesus Christ You are the answer to our prayers The answer to our calls We Love to say we Love You and we want you to know That God is in this place He'll Supply all your needs
This is the Fathers House

The Wise have made their MMM Money and Left...
Join me as we laugh the foolish still PHing and GHing

jaedswosh:
. I would... Inbox me your whatsapp number probably we could keep in touch through that medium

Alright Bro

jaedswosh:


you know what you should do.... first dress like a banker, put on a suit and tie and you know na cos i was scored low for dressing so i was told. you would have 5mins of a simple test and then oral interview. the oral interview just has to do with yourself, experience, strength and weakness before i forget read up what you can on "effective communication" me just use my brain answer am but read it up just in case you are asked to. also your solution approach strategy thats all i can remember sha. the other questions are basic stuffs you can answer, be bold and make sure you come with your originals and photocopies of your documents if not you would be sent out oh... Good luck and hope we get called for the next stage

Bro Thank You very much for this advice especially on 'Effective Communication' really boosted my confidence as I was well prepared.... On my way home from the interview... we'll get called for the Next stage... Keep me posted when you hear something from them sir..

SarcasticSage:
Which part of the skul is he d admin of?#money_must_be_made

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SarcasticSage:
Which part of the skul is he d admin of?#money_must_be_made

SUB

jaedswosh:


amen oh. i am just keeping my fingers crossed. good luck and do let us know how it went.

Will Surely do so

jaedswosh:


its about 10 questions for me. about 4maths questions, its very basic and some verbal reasoning... i was done with it in like 3mins.. its sinple stuff really not something you should read gmat for.
just make one photocopy of all your documents in luding your birth certificate and go with a pasport photograph

Thanks Bro... U're Blessed... We'll scale this

jaedswosh:


you know what you should do.... first dress like a banker, put on a suit and tie and you know na cos i was scored low for dressing so i was told. you would have 5mins of a simple test and then oral interview. the oral interview just has to do with yourself, experience, strength and weakness before i forget read up what you can on "effective communication" me just use my brain answer am but read it up just in case you are asked to. also your solution approach strategy that's all i can remember sha. the other questions are basic stuffs you can answer, be bold and make sure you come with your originals and photocopies of your documents if not you would be sent out oh... Good luck and hope we get called for the next stage

Thanks bro.. Any hint on the test is it calculation, English or Logic and 5 minutes? chaiii... Will put in my best for the oral interview... and how many photocopies should I make? Already getting prepared... We shall meet @ the Next Stage

Just got an invite 2 Septagus Scheduled for Tuesday... What should I expect? any hint?

pamilern360:
Please I need help on this;
What master degree course can I study in funaab without any need for maths. The course I studied in undergraduate did not require maths.

Which course did u study as an undergraduate?. That'll be a guiding factor

http://pg.unaab.edu.ng

http://pg.funaab.edu.ng/

Hi Have Happlied Hagain. #LordHaveMercy

nice nice

@ least something is done. who started or finished it really is inconsequential.. but how it will be maintained. we all know the problem Nigeria have is management. what will the trains and d stations look like in 5 years time... will this be another wasted effort.. what r d plans put in place 4 it's longevity?.. these are questions dat intelligent Nigerians should be asking. Not who commissioned it. ARE THEY YOUR FATHER?

Jamzig1:
Ever ready... best Funaab thread ever. I wonder where they all are

Wonder
Wonder Wonder Wonder Wonder
Wonder Wonder Wonder Wonder
Till u turn 2 Wonderland

loool. #FunnyTopic u have 2 negotiate with her.
wife: Honey let's nack twice a week. I can't take IT anymore (sobs)
U: Sweetie I love u so much, I also love everyday sex so let's reach an agreement
Wife: Am listening (Not)
U: Will nack u twice a week and nack Suliat our #SexyNeighbour for the remaining days in d week dat way we r both happy
Wife: Okay I want a divorce.

lool
On a serious note I think u're not romantic enough.. Probably u've stopped treating her like ur GF and started treating her like a wife (Demanding Sex).. Seduce her everyday d way u'll seduce ur GF and see if she won't beg u 2 ENTER the Place (And See What I Saw)

PwCTooLikePlay:



I went to the village to consult the oracle and they also said August.. August 2017, that is.



See ehn, walahi if I catch you, even Buhari no go fit beg for you.. na who you wan give hypertension

Lmao. Never get hypertension o. e jo o

Yhwach:

Kin ni eleyi n so bayii

lmao pelenu mo sere ni o

Mails have dropped.. If u're still waiting 4 mails then u were not picked.. #PicksRace

FunaabConnect:

Are you aware that post UTME exam has been cancelled?
Are you aware that FUNAAB post UTME has has been CBT for years?
Are you aware that FUNAAB is not conducting any post UTME Test this year?

Good questions..

Aspirants please be informed so u won't be duped..

Education is about getting relevant and updated information

#Thanks @FunaabConnect

Why was d Thread Close kwanu?

HanuHola:

Let d matter die bro, u don't need to waste data on dis kinda person.I wonder what dangote pikin like him is doing on our hustling thread..

lool I pray o. na d same joblessness dey make am get time 2 observe and laugh others. May God give us all our desired jobs..

and this is how Christians use logic 2 justify sin.

WhyNa:


You have to understand that the church is in you, you are the church. The building is not the church. That there are unbelievers in this world did not stop Christ from coming, so also the fact that these kind of people are in the church doesn't mean God is not in our midst. Remember also that He came for such as these ones. So keep letting your own light shine brightly before men....

So why should I go 2 church. if the church is in me

EFGH:


so where are thou going now? [

I dey house. I better deceive myself dan let someone deceive me in the name of Religion

austinosita:
@kesmniz:
You are right and so onpoint!
On the day of my interview(29th), I saw a church member who told me he also came for the interview.
He confided in me that he never filled the form online, he was never called on phone(phone interview), he never sat for the online test(PPA), he never did CBT, and he never attended buddy. Though he refused to disclose his connection.
#I dey suspect one etisalat Oga for my church......though he denied!

Magomago no go ever stop for this country......it has eaten so deep into our system

And this is why I stopped going 2 Church.. God has left there

I cover my eyes with the blood of Jesus

Maxineng:


When they are ready to call then be ready. The way you guys are stressing about it they can as well reduce the pay cause of desperation

So the 'Big Brand' Etisalat will reduce their pay cause of desperation of applicants. u obviously don't know the mechanics of their recruitment program and is therefore in no position 2 correct someone who claims 2 have an insider information.…

Maxineng:


Nigerians so quick to use the I am not jobless card. Madam sorry but if he truly told you that and you actually believed then you must be gullible. Unless the CEO dies before it can affect any activity in Etisalat. Etisalat is a big brand not a village market square business. Everyday since Last month everyone has come out to say an "insider" told me this week and nothing happened.

And when (if) u were called 4 d phone interview u weren't told dat it's not Etisalat dat directly handles Deir call center operations ba?

Maxineng:
Nigerians we truly like stagnation. Etisalat pays 50k as take home cash during this period you are whining use it to apply for jobs that pay more than that abi if you no worm for Etisalat you go die?

lool @ worm... funny how u think because people are still commenting on this thread that they ain't applying 4 other jobs. don't generalise rather personalise.

olempe:
How do u guys know the team or batch u belong to?

Errm check ur mail 4 d invite I suppose