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Crime / Re: Scam Alert: A Fraudulent National Social Investment Programme (NSIP) by vykta: 2:02pm On Dec 23, 2021
Lol.... Make I go block that babe wey send me the link.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Lagos State Teacher's Recruitment Begins by vykta: 3:22pm On Jul 19, 2021
easzypeaszy:
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E tire me o
TV/Movies / Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by vykta: 3:09pm On Oct 12, 2019
KingAzubuike:
Efe 2017
Miracle 2018
Lamborghini Mercy 2019
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by vykta: 8:27am On Sep 12, 2019
Saying any housemate have body odour is a very low thing to say, nobody is perfect and all hm's have their flaws....

Let's continue to vote for Khafi since Queen Cindy (with her alleged 'body odour'sits on the throne)

The more hate you give a housemate the farther you push them to the finish line... PEACE

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by vykta: 7:10am On Sep 10, 2019
wow so Cindy is not up again? that's good Team Cindy let's vote for Khafi I've given her my 100 online votes..

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by vykta: 7:35pm On Sep 02, 2019
I like Khaffi's character
i dedicate *All* my vote to her this week since Cindy isn't up...
Vote Khaffi guys

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by vykta: 3:44pm On Aug 31, 2019
Geezeem:

Oya write your own epistle why Mike is more deserving than Ike...
We will read

I'm not jobless...

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by vykta: 8:13am On Aug 31, 2019
XXML33:
How can you support Mike when there is someone like Ike in the house? The only thing Mike has over Ike is a more handsome face, and if this is your criteria for choosing a housemate to support then that's quite shallow and you should as well be binge-watching all the seasons of Bachelorette and not watching Big brother Naija.

If the reason you support Mike is because he is remaining faithful to his wife, then I'm sorry to say, this is a very stupid criteria to uphold in a show like BBNaija where people expect a lot of romance and sexual entertainment of different sorts. You'd be between off watching a Christian movie or a play set in the Victorian era. Besides, if you really enjoy watching people who avoid romantic relationships in the house because they are loyal to their partners outside the house, then why haven't you channeled your support towards the likes of Sirdee who is even expressing more loyalty to his girlfriend than Mike is doing towards his wife.

If the reason you are supporting MIke is because he has foreign accent, Ike has an even better foreign accent that's more fluid than Mike's, and he speaks more articulately than Mike does. In fact, as far a vocabulary goes, Mike isn't in the same league as Ike. Ike's vocabulary is sophisticated and he has a variety of words in his reservoir while Mike's vocabulary is almost beginner level, with very few words at his disposal.

Ike is more entertaining than Mike. He brings more drama to the show than Mike does. This is a fact. All Ike's highlights can be put in a cinema and droves of people will watch and pay for the pleasure of watching. Mike on the other hand is always playing safe. He is almost like Sirdee in this respect. No reasonable person watches BBNaija to watch a housemate play safe. Ike is effortlessly funny, unlike Mike who tries too hard to be funny. Ike's level of witticism is almost at the level of the guys who write sitcoms like Big Bang theory and Family guy. Mike's wit is levels lower, almost non-existent.

Ike is way more intelligent than Mike. His level of thought runs deeper and his calculative ability is superb. In every intellectual task Ike is always in the top 3. Mike has never succeeded in any intellectual task. Ike solves puzzles as easily as opening a pack of cigarettes. His memory power is very high, he is always thinking 3 steps ahead and his level of deduction always leaves me in awe. Yesterday he analysed the housemates that had been evicted so well that it perfectly mirrored the views of the audience. It was almost like he had been watching the show with the audience.

When it comes to realness, Ike is the deal. Unlike Mike, he doesn't need to pretend or fake his feelings. He expresses his opinions very honestly and gives zero fuçks about the consequences. Mike on the other hand is always playing to the camera and pandering to the moral sensibilities of the audience.

Ike has displayed the biggest balls that I've ever seen in any BBNaija housemate. When he was cheated out of winning the HOH challenge, he challenged Biggie's decision boldly, despite being one strike away from disqualification. I doubt that Mike even with zero strikes would have such balls.

Most importantly, Ike is someone who genuinely loves Nigeria. He isn't here like Mike to exploit Nigeria to give life to his decaying career. He is here because Nigeria is his home. I was surprised when Ike told Mercy and every other person in the room that he will never go back to the States; that Nigeria is his home and he is staying here. Can Mike do this? Impossible!! Ike has a tattoo of the map of Africa on his arm with the map of Nigeria highlighted. Mike on the other has the flag of great Britain tattooed on his arm. This shows where the allegiance of these two men lie.


This long Epistle against a human being is one more reason why we will support our #manlikemike...

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by vykta: 8:04am On Aug 31, 2019
Over 1,5 @ 1.17 31 Aug 2019 15:00
Oxford City Vs Havant & Waterlooville Fc



Over 1,5 @ 1.17 31 Aug 2019 15:00
Dartford Fc Vs Hemel Hempstead



Over 1,5 @ 1.06 31 Aug 2019 15:00
Manchester City vs Brighton & Hove Albion



Over 1,5 @ 1.19 31 Aug 2019 15:00
Bishop's Stortford Vs Cheshunt Fc



Over 1,5 @ 1.15 31 Aug 2019 15:00
Haringey Borough Vs East Thurrock United



Over 0,5 @ 1.03 31 Aug 2019 19:00
Cd America De Quito Vs Cd Tecnico Universitario


Over 1,5 @ 1.12 31 Aug 2019 17:30
1. FC Union Berlin vs Borussia Dortmund


Over 1,5 @ 1.09 31 Aug 2019 14:30
Bayer 04 Leverkusen vs TSG 1899 Hoffenheim


Over 1,5 @ 1.05 31 Aug 2019 14:30
FC Bayern Munich vs 1. Fsv Mainz 05


Over 0,5 @ 1.04 31 Aug 2019 16:00
UD Vilafranquense vs CD Nacional


Over 1,5 @ 1.14 31 Aug 2019 17:30
Sc Heerenveen Vs Fortuna Sittard


Over 1,5 @ 1.17 31 Aug 2019 15:00
Afc Hornchurch Vs Wingate & Finchley Fc
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by vykta: 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2019
Over 1,5 @ 1.14 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Slovenia Vs Russia Total Goals O/U 1,5

Over 0,5 @ 1.08 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Us Avranches Vs Us Boulogne Total Goals O/U 0,5

Over 0,5 @ 1.09 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Fc Bourg-En-Bresse Peronnas 01 Vs Gazelec Fc Ajaccio Total Goals O/U 0,5

Over 0,5 @ 1.01 30 Aug 2019 19:45 Fc Metz Vs Paris Saint-Germain Total Goals O/U 0,5

Over 1,5 @ 1.09 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Jong Fc Utrecht Vs Jong Psv Eindhoven Total Goals O/U 1,5

Over 1,5 @ 1.03 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Jong Ajax Amsterdam Vs Almere City Fc Total Goals O/U 1,5

Over 1,5 @ 1.15 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Top Oss Vs De Graafschap Total Goals O/U 1,5

Over 1,5 @ 1.13 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Fc Volendam Vs Nac Breda Total Goals O/U 1,5

Over 1,5 @ 1.15 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Sc Cambuur Vs Fc Den Bosch Total Goals O/U 1,5

Over 1,5 @ 1.13 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Sbv Excelsior Vs Helmond Sport Total Goals O/U 1,5

Over 1,5 @ 1.13 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Fc Eindhoven Vs Go Ahead Eagles Total Goals O/U 1,5

Over 1,5 @ 1.16 30 Aug 2019 19:00 Nec Nijmegen Vs Sc Telstar Total Goals O/U 1,5
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by vykta: 5:28am On Aug 20, 2019
213205775 � � Nairabet 1.42 odds... for rollover peeps
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC 2019 Job Recruitment (25 Positions) by vykta: 4:47pm On Aug 19, 2019
realsammie:


Bros, Do you later got the invite? i also applied for geography but did not receive invite.

nope... We Move regardless

other opportunities await...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC 2019 Job Recruitment (25 Positions) by vykta: 9:36pm On Aug 15, 2019
Ikeja1985:
NO MAIL OOOOO
let's hope it still comes, seems most geography haven't gotten also
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC 2019 Job Recruitment (25 Positions) by vykta: 6:19pm On Aug 15, 2019
No Mail AR2 Geography
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by vykta: 5:50pm On Aug 15, 2019
i don dey find this thread upanda i no see.. mbok make una VOTE cindy o... dem no gree allow me register my number online
TV/Movies / Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by vykta: 7:22pm On Jul 31, 2019
Innocentchild:
What happened ? They closed the pepper Dem thread. Feels like getting locked out of the house by 1am in the morning angry angry angry angry

Abeg share the link to the thread mbok?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mr. Afolabi Imoukhuede Was At The N-creative Training. by vykta: 9:09pm On Jul 30, 2019
npowerng:
Npower
Published by N-Power NG ·
Afolabi Imoukhuede was at the N-Power Creative Campus today.

#NCreative
#NPowerCreative
#NPowerNG

It's 30th July 2019, please don't make ita habit to pay our stipend by middle of the next month, it doesnt speak well... Great job
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC 2019 Job Recruitment (25 Positions) by vykta: 4:19pm On Jun 20, 2019
Mopricelezz:

This worked. Thanks a lot for this
you're welcome
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC 2019 Job Recruitment (25 Positions) by vykta: 2:33pm On Jun 07, 2019
eyebiebie:


So how did you upload the rest please, I resize everything to less than 100kb but its still saying something about pixel, and I change d pixel but still not going, can u send me a sample of one certificate, either pri, ssce or degree cert, I want to see the image size, pixel and specifics. Please

I've even uploaded the nysc sef and have completed the application, hoping for the best... i think if the picture becomes too small it also poses a problem, so what i did was to send it (original picture) as a whatsapp message to a friend of mine, i know whatsapp resizes pictures, so i located the pic i sent on my whatsapp sent images folder on my phone, then i uploaded that and it went, try it and lets see if it'll work out for you also.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC 2019 Job Recruitment (25 Positions) by vykta: 6:17pm On Jun 06, 2019
selab:

Thanks. I 've tried it severally not uploading
same with mine, ive done all others, na the nysc remain
TV/Movies / Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by vykta: 3:36pm On Jun 04, 2019
bbnaija 2019 starts Sunday June 30
Education / Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by vykta: 5:22pm On May 26, 2019
Jamzig1:
Hahaha.. so this thread still dey. Thanks to everyone who contributed. Now a graduate cool

congrats bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Training For N-power Tech Hardware Will Commence On The 29th Of October, 2018. by vykta: 5:13pm On Oct 15, 2018
npowerng:
Training for N-Power Tech Hardware will commence on the 29th of October, 2018.

Are you ready?

August, September and October stipend not paid... Una. still dey add more... Whedone sir
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos 2018 Recruitment Of 2,200 Teachers Into Primary & Secondary Schools by vykta: 6:32am On Sep 13, 2018
Onyekwere77:
Nigerians can be funny. U haven't been shortlisted, u are joining a whatsapp group.. What will you be talking about on the group sef?? Lol..
I tire o cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos 2018 Recruitment Of 2,200 Teachers Into Primary & Secondary Schools by vykta: 11:31am On Sep 03, 2018
#Applied Fingers Crossed
Education / Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by vykta: 6:29pm On Aug 29, 2018
Bimffo:
Aspiring for an office in the Students' Union.

If you are seeing this, my name is BIMFO, and I will need your vote.

Cool
How time flies

Success bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npowerng by vykta: 9:39pm On Jul 28, 2018
Fkhalifa:

What about those of us with N teach on our ID card instead of the N Agro we put in for.

ID Card? cheesy as long as your Program reads NAgro on your Portal there is nothing to worry about... I believe the NPOWER team is working on it as many people are also affected... you can write to Support if you need further clarification.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npowerng by vykta: 9:05pm On Jul 23, 2018
bal4real:
pls which one is onboarding? I've already confirmed my account last week friday...thnks

If you've Confirmed... Then you're already Onboarded...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npowerng by vykta: 9:03pm On Jul 23, 2018
Respect01:
I have tried it severally, i logged-in, clicked the confirmation button, but noticed that the icon will just blink and there won't be any indication to show whether it was processed or not.






I'll advise you use a computer system...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npowerng by vykta: 11:17am On Jul 22, 2018
Respect01:
Hello npower, pls kindly assist me, i was unable to click on confirm button before the closing date, please kindly assist me on this issue. Hope it won't stop my deployment?
It's still on... it's only Onboarding that may be late... Login and confirm your details
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Update For 2017 Pre-selected Applicant That Were Absent During The PV In Dec. by vykta: 11:15am On Jul 22, 2018
Ojolfc:
Good morning all..., Is N-power registration is on going now. Pls swift response
for new application - Nope

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