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Let the rain continue jo! I dnt wanna lecture dis adults today.

Let the rain continue jo! I dnt wanna lecture dis adults today.

If Wizkid can damage a #50Million Porche
Panamera car in less than 2 months and replace it within 1 week
If D'Banj can wear a #3Million suit just for
a
show and he isn't gonna rerock(re-wear) again
If Davido can refer to a #10Million
endorsement
deal as chicken change
If P-Square can buy just a property for
#400
Million
If Don Jazzy can pop a $1.5Million
champagne tho dem dash am
And the many others...
Why can't they put heads together and
donate
just $100,000 (#15Million) in just 24
hours?
Its obvious there's beef in the industry.
If all these big artistes don't save OJB
JEZREEL
with their money, na God go punish anyone who
goes
to studio to produce "Tribute to OJB'.

The rating is cool! Except 4 d fact dat u gave musa a 3. Dat guy deserves a -3. He's such a bad player i wonder how he gets to play every match. Haruna lukman,rabiu ibrahim are better players and Keshi should realise some of this homebased players aint just good enough.

The Catholic church says it opposes artificial
family planning techniques, because it
encourages bastardisation of sexual activities
by young people and "impedes normal
procreation."
The Secretary-General of the Catholic
Secretariat of Nigeria, Rev. Fr. Ralph Madu,
made this clarification in a response to an
enquiry by The Punch on Sunday.
He said, "The Catholic Church believes that
modern means, including the use of condoms
is morally bad because it impedes normal
procreation. You can meet with your wife when
you do not want children and those periods
when the woman is not fertile instead of
having to destroy the sperm and all other
forms of artificial prevention.
"They are very artificial means and they do not
really give the moral lesson that borders around the
use of the sexual organs.
"The one that gives you the opportunity to exercise
your sexual urge without the consequences is the
natural method and the church says you should go
for the natural means."
According to him, the excuse that it reduces the
spread of HIV/AIDS remains invalid and untenable,
adding HIV/AIDS is a disease that is prevalent
among young people.
Madu added, "When you are talking about condom
among young people, you are also talking about
promiscuity. People have adduced arguments in
case of people with HIV/AIDS and especially couples
who do not want children. The use of condom and
other modern means are being bastardised among
young young people because they will resort to the
use of condom so that they can have sex freely
without impregnating the woman or getting
pregnant.
"Those are various artificial means and the church is
strongly against them. Instead, the church endorsed
the natural method of copulation."
Hmmmmmm! I don't share his sentiments. What's your take nairalanders?

Every other team can win but not dis Spanish team...winning this tournament would increase their arrogance,it only make Cassilas,Xavi,Iniesta et al see them selves as a demigod.
UP NIGERIA

Finance Minister Ngozi Okonjo-
Iweala held up a sponge cake representing GDP to an
audience of amused officials on Monday, as she
sought to rebuff critics who say Nigeria's strong
economic growth has failed to lift millions out of
poverty.
Likening Nigeria to a household, she urged the country
to focus on the government's plan to become one of
the world's top 20 economies by 2020, which she said
would be crucial to solving its other problems like high
unemployment and poverty. It would mean doubling
the current growth rate to 13 percent, she said.
"Having this cake does not mean that every problem in
your household is solved," she said, holding up a
sponge with figurines of a family on it, at a televised
conference.
"But you have one wife and three children and ... if you
have only this cake you're going to be suffering. You
want this cake to grow," she added, swapping the
sponge for a much bigger one, prompting a wave of
laughter.
Foreign bond and equity investors are taking a growing
interest in Africa's second biggest economy, and
President Goodluck Jonathan's decision to bring
Okonjo-Iweala back to Nigeria from her world bank job
in 2011 was well received.
But she has had a mixed reception at home, with some
politicians complaining she is too aloof and
technocratic.
Just in case anyone in her audience, including
ministers and top civil servants, missed the analogy,
she added: "Our cake is GDP and it is growing at 6.5
percent. What we want to do is grow the cake as fast
as possible while solving the other problems."
Despite a decade of 7 percent economic growth,
poverty in Nigeria has worsened, official figures show,
leading critics to say its oil dependent economy is
merely enriching the few.
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo, who hired
Okonjo-Iweala during her first stint as finance minister
between 2003-2006, was quoted in the local press last
month as saying Nigeria's growth had not lifted the
living standards of most Nigerians.
Investors worry that widespread violence and insecurity
will only worsen if Nigeria cannot get rid of youth
unemployment and poverty, risks that take the shine
off its impressive growth.
The minister is trying to win support for moves to
increase Nigeria's external debt, tapping into markets
that offer much cheaper funding than at home, where
monetary policy is tight. ($1 = 159.7000 naira)

nuclearboy: Who is bringing classified official documents into the public eye?

This mallam don vex some seriously powerful people o

Na everything dem dae classify 4 ona eyes ni.
Abegi it's just any other document.it doesn't pose security problem and FOI is law in Nigeria.

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Jose Mourinho as First Team Manager.
Mourinho has signed a four-year contract and will return to the club where he won two Premier League titles, an FA
Cup and two League Cups between 2004 and 2007.
Ron Gourlay, Chelsea FC Chief Executive, said: 'I am delighted to welcome Jose back to Chelsea. His continued
success, drive and ambition made him the outstanding candidate.
'It is our aim to keep the club moving forward to achieve greater success in the future and Jose is our number one
choice as we believe he is the right manager to do just that.
'He was and remains a hugely popular figure at the club and everyone here looks forward to working with him again.'
Since leaving Chelsea in 2007, the 50-year-old Portuguese has worked in Italy with Inter and Spain with Real Madrid,
lifting three league championships, two domestic cups and the Champions League.
Originally appointed at Stamford Bridge in 2004, immediately after winning Europe's top competition with Porto, he
quickly achieved success securing his first trophy for the club as early as February 2005, when we beat Liverpool 3-2
after extra-time in Cardiff to win the Carling Cup. We went on to win the league that season with a record 95 points
and a record low of just 15 goals conceded in 38 games.
The club celebrated consecutive championships in our centenary 2005/06 season, secured with a 3-0 win over
Manchester United in late April, and the next campaign we were able to add the Carling Cup with victory over Arsenal
in Cardiff, and the FA Cup when United were beaten again in the first senior game at the new Wembley.
Mourinho departed by mutual consent in September 2007, going on to develop his already impressive CV by winning
the Serie A twice in two years and the Champions League with Inter, before joining Real Madrid in 2010, where he
lifted both La Liga and the Copa Del Rey, ending his stay in Spain yesteday.
He brings three coaching staff with him in Rui Faria, Silvino Louro and Jose Morais. Each carries the title of Assistant
First Team Coach and will work alongside current first team staff Steve Holland, Christophe Lollichon and Chris Jones.
The new manager will be officially presented in a press conference at Stamford Bridge on Monday 10 June, further
details of which will follow in due course.
Nairalanders what do you think about Jose's 2nd coming.

bettymafy: If it didn't stop u from kpekusing skin to skin, it shouldn't also stop u from being a father. Congratulations dear.

bettymafy: If it didn't stop u from kpekusing skin to skin, it shouldn't also stop u from being a father. Congratulations dear.

Lol

ameenahz: Well, if u guys had sex 3 weeks ago and it was on the day (or around the time) of her ovulation, then it is possible that she is pregnant. What i dont know is if there are PT strips or casettes that picks pregnancy this early and give you the specifics (1 week, 3days). What i think you shld do is find a means of getting her to repeat the PT before your very eyes. If positive, go with her for an ultrasound scan. The regular ultrasound scan WILL NOT pick a pregnancy of less than 5 weeks after which the gestational sac will be obvious andthe pregnancy can be dated (the scan done through the vagina can pick pregnancy less than 5 weeks old, anyway). Wt a positive PT and a normal, no pregnancy scan, then u r goin 2 become a daddy in the next 38 weeks!

Ileobatojo has answered ur second question.

Tanx dear! Daddy ke! I just hope that's not d case.I'm just a 24yr old graduate managing a lil job.tho I'm an ACA.

dayokanu: Congratulations Daddy

Lol

ileobatojo: Yes there are pregnancy tests that give you an estimate of how far along you are. I don't know if they are that specific though to say 1 week ad 3 days. I know some will say 1-2 weeks pregnant or 2-3 weeks pregnant and so forth.

Anyway, since she says she was able to get a hold of that pregnancy test kit, I would suggest you have her get another one (or you go and buy it with her) and have her retest herself in front of you. All she needs to do is pee on a new stick and you get the result within a few seconds. Very easy to reproduce with no special planning or advance notice needed. That way, you can bust a lie if any as the process goes along.

Thanks dear. God bless you.

ileobatojo: It's extremely possible. If you all (carelessly) had unprotected sex 3 weeks ago and it happened to fall during her fertile time or ovulation, then of course she could have gotten pregnant. Her telling you she is 1 week 3 days likely means it's 1 week 3 days since she missed her menses and so she is dating the pregnancy from her last missed period. In actuality, she has been pregnant for about 3 weeks. But yes the timing sounds right because the menses is supposed to come 2 weeks after ovulation so it makes sense that it's been about a week since she missed it.

Now whether everything is exactly as it seems or not, I can't help you with that. Goodluck.

She told me she was suppose to see her monthly flow last wk,she also said the pregnancy test said 1wk n 3days.

U guys just view d thread and leave . I need explanations O.Ibeg

Good evening house.
I've been thinking all day about what my girl friend told me.she said she's 1 wk n 3days pregnant.after a long while of being apart we finally made up some weeks ago,3wks ago she came over and we had s**.Nw she says she's pregnant(1wk and 3days).Now my question is can a pregnancy test detect it at such early stage? and 2ndly why is it a week and 3days when actually we did it 3wks ago.
I might sound so ignorant.just help me clarify issues. Married people n Medical personnel in the house. Help out.pls. Thanks in anticipation of ur answers.

Nobody is talking about d fact dat GEJ allowed d rule of law 2 take it's cause.

Yeah! Let's celebrate your success.

Photoshopped butt

SlyIg: Op, what will happen if you write N200,000 on your caption.

Wht has happened since d op wrote #.2m?
Person don die?

goldfish80: "Just Wishing everyone α happy new month..."

Oga Ade park well jo
@ thread, dis iyanya dude gan,he just like showing off his body on stage...he needs 2 come bk 2 reality dat he's more of a macho dan a sexy niccur!!! Peter of Psquare n Dbanj are d real 'sex symbol' .

Is dat suppose 2 b her reality show! U guys knw dat's the in tin so we can't rule that out ;DIs dat suppose 2 b her reality show! U guys knw dat's the in tin so we can't rule that out

Like seriously!

gerrardomendes: if this was given to a pastor, mad men wud start ranting. since it is chris brown, lets wait and read dia posts:cool,nice,lovely and so on. servants on horses, and they want princes to be on foot. GOD PUNISH SATAN

Wht's d rationale behind d comparison? Pls tink before u post.

yyb14: Lolz

Abeg I no get d gist! My fone is prolly bad.
It's similar 2 dat moment wen u r in d exam hall n every1 is using a compass n pencil... And u still cudn't figure out d nEed for it

Looks like the average looking banker we see in Nigeria banks. Notin spectacular.
Abi ona no see dat guy wae dem deport from saudi ni! Op park/pack well.

SEOUL/WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A U.S. government
agency has said North Korea has a nuclear weapon it
can mount on a missile, adding an ominous dimension
to threats of war by Pyongyang, but the assessment
was swiftly dismissed by several U.S. officials and
South Korea.
The Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) said it had
concluded with "moderate confidence" that North
Korea had developed a nuclear bomb that could be
fitted on a ballistic missile, but added such a weapon
would probably be unreliable.
Its assessment was made public by a U.S. lawmaker
amid soaring tension on the Korean peninsula and just
hours before Secretary of State John Kerry arrives in
Seoul on a visit to the region that will include stops in
China and Japan.
South Korean and U.S. officials say Pyongyang appears
set to test-launch a medium-range missile as a show
of strength ahead of the anniversary on Monday of the
birth of North Korean founder Kim Il-Sung. The
unpredictable state has conducted three nuclear tests,
but it was not believed to be near weapons capability.
South Korea's Defence Ministry maintained it did not
believe North Korea could mount a nuclear warhead on
a missile.
Despite the DIA report, the Pentagon's spokesman and
the U.S. national intelligence director both said it was
"inaccurate" to infer Pyongyang had the proven ability
to launch a nuclear missile.
The DIA was criticized after the start of the Iraq war in
2003 for being too bullish in predicting Baghdad might
have weapons of mass destruction.
Its conclusion about North Korea follows more than a
month of rising tension on the Korean peninsula.
China, North Korea's only major diplomatic ally, denied
reports that it was staging military drills along the North
Korean border.
North Korea, claiming the United States is planning to
invade, has threatened Washington and Seoul with
nuclear war, although most experts say Pyongyang has
no intention of starting a conflict that would likely bring
its own destruction.
"DIA assesses with moderate confidence the North
currently has nuclear weapons capable of delivery by
ballistic missiles, however the reliability will be low,"
Republican Representative Doug Lamborn said during
a hearing of the House of Representatives Armed
Services Committee in Washington.
He was quoting a report entitled "Dynamic Threat
Assessment 8099: North Korea Nuclear Weapons
Program (March 2013)".
A U.S. official said the quotation cited by Lamborn was
in a section that had been erroneously marked
unclassified. The study, dated last month, appeared to
be the first time the agency had reached such a
conclusion.
QUESTION OF MINIATURISATION
Seoul played down the report.
"Our military's assessment is that the North has not yet
miniaturized," South Korean Defence Ministry
spokesman Kim Min-seok told a news briefing.
"North Korea has conducted three nuclear tests but
there is doubt whether it is at the stage where they can
reduce the weight and miniaturize to mount on a
missile."
Pyongyang has frequently cited the U.S.-led invasion of
Iraq as a reason it needed nuclear weapons, saying
that without them, Washington would seek to topple its
government too.
The United Nations sanctioned North Korea for its third
nuclear test on February 12, sparking a furious
response from Pyongyang. The North has also called
annual military drills between U.S. and South Korean
forces a "hostile" act.
North Korea has stationed as many as five medium-
range missiles on its east coast, according to defence
assessments by Washington and Seoul. South Korean
and U.S. officials believe it is preparing to launch a
Musudan missile, whose range of 3,500 km (2,100
miles) or more would put Japan within striking distance
and may threaten Guam, home to U.S. military bases.
"INACCURATE"
Despite North Korea's nuclear tests, there has been no
hard evidence that it has developed a warhead small
enough to mount on a missile and whether it can then
ensure that missile re-enters the earth's atmosphere.
North Korea last tested a long-range rocket in
December. It launched the rocket into space for the
first time but the rocket did not successfully re-enter.
Pentagon spokesman George Little said "it would be
inaccurate to suggest that the North Korean regime
has fully tested, developed or demonstrated the kinds
of nuclear capabilities referenced in the passage" of
the DIA report.
The conclusion of the DIA was not shared by the wider
U.S. intelligence community, U.S. National Intelligence
Director James Clapper said in a statement.
The strong consensus inside the U.S. government is
that North Korea does not yet have a nuclear device
that would fit longer-range missiles that conceivably
could hit the U.S. mainland.
Civilian experts have also said there was no evidence
North Korea had tested the complex art of
miniaturizing a nuclear weapon to be placed on a long-
range missile, a capability the United States, Russia,
China and others achieved decades ago.
Greg Thielmann, a former State Department
intelligence analyst now with the Arms Control
Association advocacy group, said that while he did not
have access to the classified material cited in
Congress, what was said publicly about DIA's
assessment sounded quite tentative.
"It really says to me that this is a speculative
statement," Thielmann said. "Moderate (confidence) is
higher than low confidence but it doesn't say they
know very much."
Lamborn, the congressman, said the DIA reached the
conclusion in a mostly classified March 2013 report. He
did not say what range the nuclear-capable North
Korean missiles might have.
U.S. spy agencies believe the threats of war from North
Korea mainly represent an effort by new leader Kim
Jong-un to demonstrate he is in command, Clapper
said on Thursday.
New South Korean President Park Geun-hye said late
on Thursday she was open to resume dialogue with the
North and would continue to offer humanitarian aid.
Her long-standing policy is that the North needs to
abandon its nuclear program before it gets aid.

How are u sure she's not on set...buh if that's not the case,she nEeds some koboko on her protruding belle.

The Aboki said it all...we only celebrate our heroes after their demise

So let my boss sack me abi...always spewing sh1t
Ndi ara

I BLAME GEJ