~vicky~:



gbam u head dey there

your mama head no dey dia

baba...u ryt, kids of nowadays didnt av fun like we did
also played catcher, climed tress, cultural dances and many more

agbo is in malaysia...drug fings

yo momma

john carter is on point as well as others....but u should really c the avengers...best eva!!!

an electric train is traveling north at 300km/hr and a strong wind is blowing south at the same 300km/hr...which direction is the smoke of the train blowin??

dlex21: You are the bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up 29 people. On your second stop, 18 of those 29 people get off, and at the same time 10 new passengers arrive. At your next stop, 3 of those 10 passengers get off, and 13 new passengers come on. On your fourth stop 4 of the remaining 10 passengers get off, 6 of those new 13 passengers get off as well, then 17 new passengers get on. What is the color of the bus driver's eyes?

the colour is d colour of ur eyes since u r d bus driver

ATMC: it's with one of 'em travellers

fink well

ATMC: what has his eyes got to do with d passengers?

read d question well

ATMC: u ma dull pass...wrt d dollar question, how come u added d bellboy's 2$to d '27' which is d sum already, abi all na efizzy?

fink hard...u can do better

quite tough

@ dlex...correct!
@ bright...belt

m still waitin 4 my answer o!!!

meaning? is dat suppose to be a joke?

naija dude!!!

#A nude guy was sunbathing at the
beach. a little girl comes to him,
he covers his private parts with a
newspaper.
... The little girl says, ‘Whats under
there?’ So the man answers , ‘A bird’
The girl goes away & the man
falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a hospital & is in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed & asks, ‘What happened?’
The man answers, ‘I don’t know. I was at the beach & fell asleep
after talking to a little girl’ So the doctor tells this to the
Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking
about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers,
“I didn;t do anything to the man,
but he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat
at me, so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its
eggs!” lolz

-All softdrinks are called mineral'
-All Fathers came first position while @ school.
-India beat nigeria 99~1 because... the ... ... ... ball was turnin 2 Lion
-If ur wealth start reducing its ur village people dat are doing u.
-Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon.
-Every commodity outside Africa is original.
-Anybody with Aids got it through sex.
-she's a 'calabar girl' chai!!! she go sabi do...."
-Every seasoning cube is maggi.
-U must finish D rice b4 u touch d meat
-Every toothpaste na maclean.
-Every insecticide na Fleet
-Every detergent na omo.
-Any rich hausa is an Alhaji', D poor ones na Aboki' and dese days...boko!!!
-U smoke u are an armed robber!
-If u find money on d floor,pee on it b4 pickin it up,unless u turn 2 Yam!
-only science students are smart
-Once u travel overseas u must be very rich...as if they share money on the plane
-Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg...lol
-Every Girl dat plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.
-U must buy bread when traveling...i swear!!!
-when u loose a tooth,throw it on the roof of d house,and run round the house 7 times"
-Every noodle is called indomie"
lwkmd!!!

if am wrong, prove me right!!!

if u av any funny 1s, plz feel free 2 add o!!!

@ ATMC, beejay already sed it....u join d numbers 2gether
if am like dat, i wouldnt be allowed on NL..

@ martins....its not onion!!!

still tryin @ crack up some riddles....plz post urs if u av!!!

in d mean tym, answer this:

I av 6 hands
2 heads
5 legs
7 ears
4 mouths
3 eyes

what am i