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FIFA 12...so cant wait for FIFA 13

PretiEbony: OMG! Diz thread is so funny....plz u guys shld kip quarelling coz i'm having a nice tym hia

if thats wot u like...start ur own quarelling thread nah

booqee: omo mehn dis guy dey para gan oh!

i gats para nah...d guy dey vex me

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dopeJemi: den u shud shut up n let odas joke around, if u nt a joker, go 2 d politics section, lyk i said b4, ur problem is ur big upper lip.

his upper lip indeed..lwkmd4h

Ajibel:

check my signature...am i a joker



ur actually the one that needs to attend a seminar about creativity in jokes. if u cant compose a joke, then find something berra to do instead of killing the mood of others here with dry jokes which could make a granny die before their time...mtchewwww

ur jokes are sooo stale and out of point...u neither create, compose or even copy and paste...

please check out his threads...sooo lame

for example...first alphabet of the english letter

Ajibel: Abeg help me reply sharp sharp, i wan take an write exam

ur dad beat u up cos u are sooo dry he tot he could change ur ways...and u are posting it here...smh

Ajibel: Chai,, my dad wire me with koboko dis afternoon, the first time in 6 years...worlahi,i feel like a mad man now

where are the creativity in those
i mean which so-called creative person open threads like that douche..

na!!! its more than dat!!!

Ajibel: the taste of the joke is dry that it has actually made the taste of my soaked garri sour


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guy!!! its either u lack sense of humour or ur problem is bigger than any joke in this jokes section...all u do is criticize...post ur own natural self made joke lets see...mtcheeew

Ajibel: You'd soon be charged with copyright violations. Someone sweated to compose a dry joke, u come here post am and start taking credit...mukina2 would ignore these crimes

sowee...what do u mean

Math joke:
Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student : very simple...I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter...

happy new month

expendables 2

U cant blame pple...for sharing opportunities cos of the situation of the country

morning peeps...
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open thy eyes

princessmia: we holler back walezydon

psoto:
We hail you back o.

correct!!! wetin dey apen nah

wats popping...my fellow batch c pre-corpers...i dey hail o!!!

wetin concern dangote with who wants to be a millionaire

Father-In-Law: Young man, u’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!

Akpors: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.

Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?

Akpors: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.

Father-In-Law: U club too?

Akpors: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.

Father-In-Law: U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!

Akpors: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!

Father-In-Law: What!!! U’re a killer

Akpors: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him.

Father-In-Law: U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right man for my daughter .

Bash is sitting in a bar drinking some alcohol.
After some couple of drinks he tries to stand up and he falls. He crawls to the door of the bar and tries to stand up and he falls again, he crawls until he reaches the door in his house and he tries to stand but then for the third time he falls again.
He then decides to knock on the door while he is on the ground.
His wife opens the door and surprised she asks him,"Where the hell did you leave your wheelchair?"

One Rainy Night, Akpors was
walking down a Muddy
road, when a Slow moving car
came and stopped
near Him,
without Hesitation, akpors opened its
door and Sat on
the Co-Driver's seat..
The Car started Moving Slowly,
looking at The Driver's Seat, there
was No driver, Akpors became Soo afraid..
Just as He was trying to recover
from the shock, A
hand pooped from Outside and
Started controling
the steering wheel,.
Akpors Became Really afraid, And
Frozed on His
Seat,, he started Praying for His Life..
Just as he was praying, the slow
Moving car
approached a Corner, wondering
What will happen,
again the Hand pooped in from
outside And
Steered
the Car Round the Corner....
Now Akpors became Really
afraid,Gathered all his
strength, opened the Door, and Fell
outside, woke
up, Ran to a Late night Restuarant
and Ordered a
Hot Drink, sat on one Corner and
Try to recover
From the shock..

As He was having His Drink, two
guys with mud all
over entered the Restuarant and
Ordered a Drink..
One Of them said,

"Look at that
Idiot in the Corner,
He Is the One who Entered In the
Car While we
were Pushing it...!

naturalwaves:

No,the statement means that,blood must not come in contact with any of d surgeon's skin directly during operation.E.g When a surgeon reverses d gloves that's been used by another surgeon,d blood stained part will be all over his palms.U get? Mind U,it is also medically wrong for a surgeon to use d same surface of glove(that's already blood stained) that's been used by another surgeon on a patient. So,ow can they perform d surgery with just d 2 gloves available while at d same time avoiding these two situations of a sirgeon's palms being directly in contact with blood and 2)using d same blood stained surface on a patient? This should make it easier now. Goodluck!

nope it didnt make it easier

i concor

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october 31st...anybody

Ogidi-Olu:
21 Jump Street- funny as crack .

yea...it is

bobbydigital: wats the point of adding post if u hide it?? i dont know what 2 make of what u guys r doing....

its d moderators hidin it probably cos of spam

MRbrownJAY: ^^^^ are you saying that these riddles are impossible to solve or what? unless you are a very slow person, most of these are easy!

nah...u are finkin well...

naso o!!! good old days

@MRbrownJAY

nawa 2 u o!!!u dey google the answers ba

and mine 2