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Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 7:28pm On May 03, 2012
MRbrownJAY:

how can fish drown? lol!

as for the people who wrote "wife", undecided undecided undecided
MRbrownJAY:

how can fish drown? lol!

as for the people who wrote "wife", undecided undecided undecided

U̶̲̥̅̊ are provin smart guy ba? Here is 1 tof 1:

A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn't work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation:
Man-"Hey boss, my password is out of date."
Boss-"Yes, that's right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same."
Man: "Thanks boss."
With that, he went and correctly logged into his station.
What was the new password?
And What was his old password?

Goodluck @ all
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 4:37pm On May 03, 2012
I did d calculation of everyfin nah...
Its old and some pple are still sayin wife...ow can it be wife Read it again plz!!!

here is another 1...there are 8 fishes, 4 drowns, ow many are left?
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 3:52pm On May 03, 2012
By my calculations...i got 10990...not sure abt it tho
Here is another tricky 1: ali is d son of akram. Therefore, akram is d _________ of ali's father

Also post ur riddles 2!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by walexydon(m): 11:20am On May 03, 2012
u hear all na wash
U̶̲̥̅̊ hear if e dey pain U̶̲̥̅̊, go hug transformer
Jokes Etc / Re: This Would Make U Smile...Books That Will Never EVER Exist By Sunnshyn by walexydon(m): 11:12am On May 03, 2012
Good power supply by PHCN
Successful flite tips by sosoliso airlines

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Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 10:23am On May 03, 2012
Is dere a riddle thread?? Yeah...U̶̲̥̅̊ r rite...
Ur answer is thieves were cot...not men

Der is a bus wt 7 girls,each girl carries 7 bags, inside each bag der are 7cats, every cat has 7 kittens,all cats ave 4 legs eaci. Hw many legs are in d bus
Jokes Etc / Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 9:25am On May 03, 2012
Tym 2 test our IQ capacity with some riddles and brain teasers...

I am something....greater than God, more evil than d devil, the poor has me, the rich lacks me and if U̶̲̥̅̊ eat me, U̶̲̥̅̊'ll die!!! What am i

Av fun and keep d riddles coming!!!

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Jokes Etc / Jooor Oh/na Wash Jokes by walexydon(m): 6:58am On May 03, 2012
Am sure we must av heard their songs...we can put it into writing 2...let d fun begin!!!

Rihanna 4 bend down select#jooor oh!
U̶̲̥̅̊ fit use jide kosoko do spartacus#jooor oh​

​ don't go 2 a guys place after clubbing#nawash
Vote 4 me and ​​ will give U̶̲̥̅̊ light#nawash
Jokes Etc / Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by walexydon(m): 11:55am On May 02, 2012
Ur mom is selling palm oil and ur dad fils gas...and U̶̲̥̅̊ say ur parents r in2 'oil and 'gas...#Godiswatchingu

Ur boyfriend just left ur haus on okada and U̶̲̥̅̊ update on bbm or fbk...'Drive safely boo'...#Godiswatchingu
Jokes Etc / Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 10:43am On May 02, 2012
In a trial, a lawyer called his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the witness box.
He approached her and asked, "Mama Adedibu, do you
know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr Akande. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to your parents and
the town. You lie, you cheat on
your wife, and you manipulate
people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to
anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not
knowing what else to do, he
pointed across the room and
asked, "Mrs. Adedibu, do you know the defence lawyer?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr Gbolahan
since he was a youngster, too.
He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a
drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.
The defence lawyer almost died.

The judge asked both
lawyers to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
"If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I'll sentence u to death by burning=))

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Let's Hook Up, Drop Your Bbm Pin(for Single Guys And Girls Seriouslysearching) by walexydon(m): 4:50pm On May 01, 2012
226875a5...add up!!! Gals only plz!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 8:48am On Apr 29, 2012
text conversatn btw a guy n his gf:
guy: hello babe, am at d bank nw. wil cal u wen i get home
Gal: ok...emm please can u withdraw 20k 4 me?
guy: nooo...i mean i'm at d bank of a river...lol
happy sunday peeps
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pins by walexydon(m): 8:34am On Apr 28, 2012
22222222
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 8:28am On Apr 28, 2012
your mama is so old she tot adam ow 2 name!
TV/Movies / Re: Funniest Movie You Have Seen by walexydon(m): 8:26am On Apr 28, 2012
21 jump street!
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by walexydon(m): 2:33pm On Apr 26, 2012
nothinjg 4 now!!!
Forum Games / Re: ╚►One Word Per Post. . ◄╝ by walexydon(m): 2:25pm On Apr 26, 2012
bitch
TV/Movies / Re: Kyle Xy Vs Heroes Vs Smallville by walexydon(m): 1:57pm On Apr 26, 2012
spartacus 3 is on point...so is vamp diaries!
TV/Movies / Re: Funniest Movie You Have Seen by walexydon(m): 1:49pm On Apr 26, 2012
jelili n jennifer...4kin funny!
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 11:53am On Apr 26, 2012
your mama is so dumb she rubbed makeup on her chest when askd 2 makeup her mind.

Ur mama is so ugly the wc flushd itself wen she pasd infront of it!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pins by walexydon(m): 5:59pm On Apr 25, 2012
exchange pins!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 5:52pm On Apr 25, 2012
your mama is so dumb that she got stabbed in a shootout
Romance / Re: When Do U Knwu R In Love by walexydon(m): 5:45pm On Apr 25, 2012
am reviving the topic!!!

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