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Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by walttt(m): 11:30am On Nov 21, 2008
pancrease
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by walttt(m): 10:44am On Nov 21, 2008
insulin
Forum Games / Re: Nickname The Person Above You by walttt(m): 10:39am On Nov 21, 2008
ching chong grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Seun Na Wa Oh. by walttt(m): 6:30pm On Nov 20, 2008
tytylayor:

na heaven?
[/quote
no na pluto!
Celebrities / Re: little Kim Looks Like Wax Stature by walttt(m): 6:37pm On Nov 19, 2008
truly looks like one of those Madame Tussauds waxes shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke And Dbanj Are On Nairaland by walttt(m): 6:23pm On Nov 19, 2008
@ Poster
baa bari kumoo e!
Music/Radio / Re: Mtv Africa Concert In Lagos With 9ice, Naeto C And The Game Pictures by walttt(m): 6:22pm On Nov 19, 2008
so where's 9ce's pics?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by walttt(m): 6:19pm On Nov 19, 2008
*sneaking in* is Criz in the hauz?
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Won't Most Nairalanders Post Pictures On Their Profiles ? by walttt(m): 6:17pm On Nov 19, 2008
badboym:

I am one of those myself.Covered my face.But what is da reason.
cos u's ugly n prolly got self esteem issues, shikena!
Music/Radio / Re: Modenine Re-disses Ruggedman And Saucekid. Ruggedbaba Is In Trouble Again by walttt(m): 6:16pm On Nov 19, 2008
abeg who's mode9? does he sell softwares @ cpu village or is he a sportsperson?
cos that name done been deleted from the Naija rap scene! grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
anybody wanna start something? hear some1 cussin me? tongue tongue tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Single Male Looking For 40 Yr Ol Divorce For A Date. by walttt(m): 6:06pm On Nov 19, 2008
nothing for u tongue tongue tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Single Male Looking For 40 Yr Ol Divorce For A Date. by walttt(m): 6:04pm On Nov 19, 2008
dude do ya ever give up?
Jokes Etc / Re: You're Mental! by walttt(m): 3:56pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ gabryyywwwwllll
So when do u plan visiting?

cos i got plans for ya, we'll rent a crowd @ da airport for ya and em, lots of good. . . .
Jokes Etc / Re: You're Mental! by walttt(m): 3:40pm On Nov 17, 2008
disease:

My favourite 50 Cent picture. grin
what was he caught doing?

@ Gabryyydsmwwwweaadsalllll
come have u ever been to Nigeria?
Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Lashes To A Ibo, Hausa & Yoruba Man by walttt(m): 2:51pm On Nov 17, 2008
gabrywyl:

gabrywyl whispers in walttt's ear >>> by.dot is married to princesa nna. He be her 58th husband shocked lipsrsealed embarassed
really?! now u've confirmed what i read on wikipedia!
Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Lashes To A Ibo, Hausa & Yoruba Man by walttt(m): 2:06pm On Nov 17, 2008
by.dot:

hehehe, why u dey claim levels self
u should know when one is joking!
Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Lashes To A Ibo, Hausa & Yoruba Man by walttt(m): 2:04pm On Nov 17, 2008
gabrywyl:

Walau eh! U be royal highness for hia? Even princesa, the Princess of Bushland go use sand paper to wipe her ynash nna grin

grin grin grin
Religion / Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by walttt(m): 2:01pm On Nov 17, 2008
abi u think say na[b] aso-ebi [/b] i write?
Religion / Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by walttt(m): 2:00pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ gabri
i hope u know what ashewo means?
Religion / Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by walttt(m): 1:57pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ Gabri
Multi purpose hall? u meanu could use it for schooling, hotel (ashewo), weddings, ceremonies?
Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Lashes To A Ibo, Hausa & Yoruba Man by walttt(m): 1:50pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ Gabri
ike gi eba ahu, na ma go take pawpaw leaf clean nyash?

u know the kain tissue wey i dey use clean nyash? it's perfumed tissue, made by Dior.
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh Patterns by walttt(m): 1:43pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ poster
i think this joke expired two decades ago. Tell me something i aint ever heard!
Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Lashes To A Ibo, Hausa & Yoruba Man by walttt(m): 1:39pm On Nov 17, 2008
MC Usman:



The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes


with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second


wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."


i just shat in my pants laughing!!!
now i'll have to feel like i stink all thru da day!
Religion / Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by walttt(m): 1:32pm On Nov 17, 2008
gabrywyl:

Uhm. . . Poster, U should open this thread in the religious section or the Generaql Discussion section nna. Anyways, considering U are new, I welcome you to the Joke section. Feel free (but not too free) grin

Anyways, to answa your question (in a serious matter and not in a joking way), my church is very poor and we are owing the bank 2.5 million ringgit which is like $800,000.00 so we no fit spend on unnecessary cost like food for new comers/old comers and whoever comers. Hope that helps smiley
wetin ur church do owe $800,000?
i no fit shout
Jokes Etc / Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by walttt(m): 12:40pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ Spenchuks
nka i na akpari nde mmadu
owere pic i ti nyere na profile gi ka anyi hu otu i di? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by walttt(m): 6:34pm On Nov 15, 2008
matter of fact, my ears r filled, i'm outta here!

@ Mystikal:
Thanks man!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by walttt(m): 6:30pm On Nov 15, 2008
@ Nazikanu
STFU. Arsenal r not known for losing two straight games!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by walttt(m): 6:26pm On Nov 15, 2008
[s]Still sulking. O my Gawd, whhhhhyyyyyyy? cry cry cry[/s] now these wankers wouldnt let a negro be!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by walttt(m): 6:22pm On Nov 15, 2008
Is he that dry? Perhaps I should sell my VIP ticket then o. Make I nor go waste my dough grin

Cheer up dude.  .  .Arsenal will win their next game, then lose the next two grin

@ Cristalz
U dont ve to sell da ticket, his dryness is a func of my opinion.
we'd lose two games? Ike gi ebaa ahuu
ekwe kwe le ka mu we re gi iwe o! Si eba puo biko.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by walttt(m): 6:15pm On Nov 15, 2008
@ all Gunners
Lets leave da premiership title to the other teams n struggle to retain our top four status 2 qualify for the champions league

@ all haters, esp Creasestalz n Chamo
there's a subtle difference btw being down and being out
we might be down, but f***ing not out. U'll see in subsequent games.
I've just got the antidote to losing from n i'm bout to mail it to Arsene.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by walttt(m): 6:10pm On Nov 15, 2008
@ Chamotex
If i break am, which one i go use watch our Barca vs Arsenal Champions league final come may 09? or the Man U- Arsenal FA cup final? or the Totham-Arsenal carling cup final?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by walttt(m): 6:06pm On Nov 15, 2008
@ Creasestalz
R u gon buy me a movie ticket @ Ceddi, or Icecream @ Barcelos? cos i'm not diggin Tony one week. Dude was MC @ my friend's wedding last week n i think he's so dry.

abeg leave me, i still dey sulk

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