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mine is April 9, 1984. any others in a house?

2 be candid with u, i wouldn't c it much as exorbitant, the price tags on our igbo gurls head, n not just them, but the tribes who demand pretty high sums.
Most parents arguably see it as a way of recouping the huge sums spent in training their kids.
No be we start am, but we could stop it, but not before i rake in da price money on my sissy who's bout to get married
[s]_{(as diokpala i go snatch am comot from popsy, make i hammer)}[/s]

Well, as an igbo boy who has swore to marry either a ghanaian[s](not, well, maybe cos of their big booty ), [/s] a Jamaican, an afri american or an Igbo girl, i'll say, i'm saving up for the bride price, hell, i already started an account with my bankers (Umuchinemereihediegwu Community Bank)- Dowry Easy Payment Plan DEPP, _{more like Johnny D} n i know before d next 3 yrs when i'll be 27 n ready for marriage, my DEPP would pay off.
So igbo guys in the House, i suggest u take a cue,

yeah it might be funny, but soon it'll be obtainable, u'll see.
U know da LSE dont crash always like da NYSE,
n igbo gurls, hmmm

Exstar:
Aren't you very funny, dear!

_{(like a calabar dude)} u mean me?!10ks

soon parents ll start quarrelling over their inability to have female children n the dad ll be like:

darling, I've told u i need just one son n 9 female children, u know they r like investments in the London Stock Exchange

Yeah! King Kong wins da Paribas Master n qualifies for Shanghai Masters.
Now i know there's gon be upsets in Shanghai.
Federer's gon ne an injury spill over effect cos he'll never be fully fit next week sunday,
my hero, Rafa's got a slight knock, but i trust he'll be ok.
Either way i'm rooting for Rafa or Tsonga(King Kong).
But Tsonga's got a long way to go to break into the top 5 spot if he keeps playing like this,
relyig on his strong serves to pick up ace points.
His left returns n reflexes r considerably lacking d x factor.

IBEXY:
Everyone is talking about Timo Glock slowing down to let Lewis pass. What about Vettel? Did Hamilton deliberately slow to allow him pass? Maybe we should penalise Lewis for slowing down to let Glock and Vettel past.

U think Hemilton would want to take such a risk n allow both of them pass so it could be a photofinish? He ran a race of his life, n i think he gotlucky, dats if it wasnt a delibr8 Glock slide.

tosinadeda:
Frank de what?
I'll go for blaise anytime!
Thats talent

me 2! i'm bout to vote for Blaise!
f'd'nero's cool, but,

lysaa:
eish!

wetin dis one mean na?

HR.hotness:
as long as its just d video being assessed here . ,

the girl can't sing to save her life, she is talentless and has no appalling dress sense. . . quite frankly i think she is a waste of space

Now this is brash!

vicero:
Guys, the truth of the matter is that with poor results like this, we might end up winning nothing again this season. Except Champions league of course LOL. But seriously, the arsenal fan club have to mount pressure on Wenger to start making us happy and stop all this silly defeats. Arsenal needs to win all their matches now more than ever to compete at all in this level. WHY?, by the second half of the season, our young lads, would start tiring out. They do not have the Stamina like chelsea and man utd players to go the whole season at max potential. Secondly, what in heavens name is SILVESTER doing in Arsenal? Is wenger trying to make a fool of the club or he is just be sentimental to french people? Again, Gallas is a disgrace of a captain. A captain is supposed to have the interest of the club at heart first., he is supposed to have a positive influence on the team, he is supposed to play at 100% all time, he is supposed to motivate and not discourage the boys. i think Gallas has been doing the opposite of all this. He is the one who would make silly mistakes, the one who would play like nothing is at stake, the first to openly criticize the way they played, the first to say, the team does not have what it takes to win anything. kolo would have been a better captain. he's got everything it takes and most especially, he is very loyal, not because he can't get any other club(if he wants to leave arsenal today, am sure he would get some of the biggest clubs in Europe jostling for him, and he's still got a pretty good number of years to still play). Maybe wenger ignored him, because he is African.??Wenger needs to be called to order or let me say get his act together.

R u more loyal, or fanatical than them North London fans who, week in week out would bet huge monies on Arsenal, and inspite of losing, still carry placards n banners saying IN ARSENE WE TRUST; or ARSENE KNOWS?
i insist dat we r in a TRANSITIONAL PERIOD, PERIOD!

Said it B4,
ASA, Naeto C,

rough out da edges,
no smoke without fire like Benson & Hedges,
Naeto C, WFA

tosinadeda:
the video is disgusting
IMO

as u said, IYO. but watch out when dey prolly make a radio hit outta it.

tosinadeda:
and if there has ever been a rap this FLY
yo it had to be done by another M.I(em high)
Safe - M.I

Yeah i concur.

Ying Yang twins, _{wait till u see my balls, i'm o eat dat p***y raw!!!}
luv dat one

Nobody's talking bout D'angelo?!

@ Javalove
In ur dreams!

X Fio:
Love you Van

Quit drooling will u, d dude's happily married with 2 daughters and a heavily expectant wife.

spikedcylinder:
Please, someone provide a source.

I thought Kanye was engaged?

Yeah me too?!

i only saw d vid yestda- it was ok but not as good as her hit song's vid last yr.
And is she trying to be da 9ja "Dutchess"?!!! lol, she aint Fergi, aint even Goldie_licious.
she shld just keep doin her thing cos i think shes got high class.

Blaise killed it! dat gurl sure can rap.
But when they'll do a colllabo with Blaise and Kemistry and Bouqui and Sasha and Kel, hmmmm?

_{4 una mind sha}.so u guys really think u could pull out of da botton 3 cos of Houdini's string of luck? worse times await u guys, just wait till da weekend.

Well i think Glock slowed down for Hamilton, though the conspiracy theory isnt so glaring and cant be substantialy proved cos he failed to pitstop for fresh tyres,

U shoulda seen me during da last 2 laps, just when Vettel, powered over Lewis, man, i tot dat was it, more like a dejavu, but thank God Glock understood! .

Man, wasnt it a bit hard reconciling Sherzinger's Pussycat dolls looks with her look in Brasil, tot she gained alotta weight, almost couldnt believe it was her.

Might i add dat King Kong almost made my nerves crack in dat Paribas Masters Final, when he was 5-4 and 40 love down in d last set. Had he lost dat set,

_{So all d black race looks up to is the 4-11, when we'll make USA n d rest of da world know da 411.}

has rihanna broken up with Chris Brown, dat she should be caught kissing Kanye?! abeg back am up with ur source,

Stop the Press! who's she?
(Jck Nicholson, JOKER, Batman 1)

BACON: (Statham in his traditional british accent): Alright lets sort da buyers from the spyers, da needy from da greedy, n those who trust me from da ones who dont.
Cos if u cant see value in here today, u r not up here shopping, u r rather up here shoplifting.
U see these goods, never seen daylight, moonlight, israelite, Fanny by the gaslight.
Take a bag, c'mon take a bag, i took a bag (girl) home last night it cost me alot more than ten pounds i can tell ya.
Anyone like jewelry, look @ dat one there! hand made in Italy, hand stolen in Stepney, its as long as my arm, i wish it were as long as something else(meant his phallus!).
Dont think cos these boxes r sealed up theyre empty, the only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, n by d look of a lotta u here today, i'll make more money than my measuring tape, yeah one price, ten pounds.
Fellow conman: Did u say ten pounds?
Statham: Are u deaf?
Fellow Conman: Thats a bargain, i'll take one.
Statham: Squeeze in if u can, left leg, right leg, n d body will follow, its called WALKING, u want one as well darling, u do? dats it, they're waking up.
Treat the wife, treat someone else's wife. It's a lot more fun if u dont get caught.
Ok u want one, show me a bit of life there, no use standing there like one o' clock half struck.
Buy 'em, u better buy them, these r not stolen, they just haven't been paid for n we cant get them again, they've changed the bloody locks.
No good coming back later when i'm all sold out. Too late, too late will be the cry when the man with da bargains has passed u by.
If u got no money on u now, u'll be crying tears as big as october cabbages!
Fellow Conman: Bacon, Cozzers!!! (Cops)

LOCK,STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS.

i looove Statham movies!

too little too late

Chris: i'm bout to lose my girlfriend to a guy that's got a ten and a half inches d**k.
Statham: Jeez, he could've rounded it(the d**k length) down!

from Indie movie, LONDON.

Things i'll do for my country, VIN DIESEL, Bleep

@ Cristalz:
I think its bout to be another 4-4 thriller, u r bout to get HURLED!