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Op finish this story... Abeg.. e tooooo sweeetttt

Rockyfancino:
This girl is like a NEPA switch. She's selfish and doesn't reason with ration. Can you imagine, you will be talking to someone and she will be happy, the next minute you call her, she's her mood has become low and it now looks as if you're forcing her.

I would call her for at least 30 mins trying to cheer her up and I will be met with disdain. If small thing should happen, her mood will just change, no joke can take it out.... The next day, she's still like that.

Sometimes, she'll reply me like I'm her worst enemy. To make it worse, she'll say she has nothing to say after I might have talked and talked.

It sounds like nothing, but this has been going on for a very long time, as if someone is forcing her in the relationship. To make it worse, she'll sometimes act like she's madly in love.

I keep telling her mood is like weather and she should please try and just reduce it. I later stopped calling her like before because, I don't know they what mood I'll meet if I called.

So many times, I'll talk to her for like one hour about the things she's doing that's bad. I keep telling her the same thing for a very long time now, thinking communication is key.

Something happened yesternight, she ended the call. I called her back trying to tease her back into the mood. For like 30 seconds, I was doing hello, hello, I almost thought it was the network when I was about hanging up she said she can hear me.... Okay, fine. She later then told me there's nothing to say again... Damn, she keeps saying this many times and it has started to make my head spark.

I was angry all through yesterday for personal reasons, but people can never know because I don't show it and I talk normally. Despite my state yesterday, I kept my cool after she said there's nothing to say and just told her good night but I was angry deep down.

I called her this morning (yesterday morning, it's 1:16AM currently), she didn't pick. But I didn't call a second time, because my head was just ringing 'I have nothing to say.' I don't want to be a fool again to call her and I'll be taking to empty space. So I lefty phone in my room and stayed in the sitting room all day and she already left 2 missed later.

I came back this night, called her severally and it was just doing busy. I messaged her online (luckily she was online) about the matter and immediately I tried again and it went through. Thinking now, it may be that she blocked me.

Anyways in short, she was mute at first again when she picked. Later the matter escalated and she was saying that I didn't call back. I was trying to explain why I didn't call but she was not listening... I later waited till she calmed down.

I was telling her I didn't call because I didn't want embarrassment whereby I'll be talking to her and she'll just be mute as if I'm talking to the wind. I told her I knew not calling her was wrong but she didn't listen, I told her this about 4 times.

As she was later calm, I saw it as an opportunity to explain to her that what is good for the goose is good for the gander. I was telling her that I don't do 1/3 of what she does and I don't often turn things against her. In the beginning of the relationship, she used to be unhappy and complain a lot when the chance comes of how I don't listen or pay attention to her I'm summary.

Now, she's got attention and she acts so bad sometimes that I wonder if any man will actually stand that. She's done so many terrible things that I cannot even mention it here but I am a forgiving type.

So, this night will I was later telling her everything about herself again that is not good for us, I talked for over 1 hour and I actually thought maybe for the first time I was really getting to her. I was even happy that maybe she'll realize that she herself cannot stand what she does to me if it's done back to her in return. I also told her that I should have called her earlier in the day.

You won't believe this girl made me realize I was wasting my saliva and she just kept quiet on purpose, and that the only thing I was doing was turning the matter on her head, and that she was going to sleep. I couldn't believe my life at first, it really pained me deeply. She was even even telling me how I can keep on blabbing if I want. I told her to get out of my phone and I hung up. I didn't even know I could become so angry and hang up a phone on someone, it just happened spontaneously. Immediately, she blocked me on WhatsApp... She had even been saying it during the course of her ranting that she'll block me.

She used to say, she's stubborn and stuff. The funny thing is she'd say that's the way she is and I should accept her that way.

Like, she can't take what she's doing to me if it's served back to her. And how she doesn't even feel guilty of what she does is what baffles me.

Very selfish human being. Another annoying thing is her Motigbo and Ok when she's chatting. This girl will say anything she likes (not that she uses insultive words tho) and I'll just keep my cool and let it slide, I will even call her the next day.

Damn... I didn't know I can be this patient in my life. Although, I guess the reason I stayed this long in it is because she's a really good person who I believe if she can just eliminate that aspect of her, she'd be very okay.

You need serious flog for dating such a girl.. like me want to flog hell comot your body.. u well so?

Na by force.. oya let me hit you..

Bro, you are not the freaking main BF...

Guys my laptop powers on only when it feels like
Currently its not powering on but give it some time.. its going to power on and working perfectly ok..

My only issue is the aspect of it powering on when it feels like..

Why is that please and any need taking it to a computer engineer..

Please what may be the problem?

Why can't you just learn something from the tech industry.. even if its only GRAPHIC DESIGN OR WEB DESIGN.

I got this cute dog which i named diamond last yr.. normal dog, since when she was small till she grew and gave birth to 5kids..

Then one day i discovered she's been hit by a car... and died

And also the 5 little puppies had some strange sickness that killed them one by one.. only one was able to overcome the sickness...

Now the issue is.. this small one i named boy wasnt gonna just eat anyting, unlike when diamond was small.. any food she eats...

But this little one i got current selects food..

Some of my friends are like maybe diamond slept wit a foreign dog or smting else..

And hes over aggrassive...

My issue is, why is this small dog selecting food...?

Help

Please dont mind my sentence constructions.

Starboytwo:
74

Amen

waitin!!!

This stuf was scripted.

He remove the first shoe on her leg, she then brought the second leg to the other side for him to remove the other shoe too...

Noticed it?

Mistaicey2288:
Lol..

OP, this ya story just make me scatter laugh for here sha
See ehn, almost every guy pass through this phase at a point in life including myself. I remember how i used to cram lines too those days chai!
See ehn, you don't just stop a lady and ask "Can we be friends?". It's totally wrong. I can swear the lady was expecting you to say something reasonable the moment she stopped for you. Next time, try and be more creative. You can stop a lady by simply saying "Hi", "Hello" etc. And next thing to come outta ya mouth should be, things like, "How you doing today" then go further and tell her ya name i.e "I'm xoxoxo how about you please?". Then ask her if she lives in that neighborhood cos yoi haven't really been seeing her around. Then you go further and tell her you'll like to be friends if she wouldn't mind then ask for her digits. Bid her farewell and go ya separate ways. Remember to wear a soft smile while doing all of these and be confident too.

This is old school boss...

Check out my line...

I wouldn't say you face looks familiar it obvious we just meeting for the first time, my name is daniel btw, and ur?

Nice low cut btw, in as much as I will so love to know more about this pretty girl, I actually came to get something with a friend.

How about I get you digit..
To catch you up later!

(Straight up, hand her the phone)

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There are 2 kinds of sensodyne

Go for this one alone.. my place its #1100

Not the 700naira own o.

I have remove like 4 teeths got 2broken teeth presently, what actually saved me was someone who recommended I start using synsodyne tooth paste.. the 1k own sha.. since 2016 till now.. no teeth complains...

Sanquine:
Thank Jah I've not downloaded the software. I want to get it for my sister for Jamb practice. . You could've gotten the Myschool App. That one still legit.

link please

just made payment and till this very moment- no response!

All their 2 numbers are death

IyaTola:
After seeing the post https://www.nairaland.com/5456607/ladies-marry-guy-earns-n30k of a man earning 30k shouldn't consider marriage Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy That Earns N30k? by ejitest1(m): 6:04pm On Oct 06 - felt I needed to post my opinion so others can learn.

If your idea of a good marraige is to get a man or woman with a good source of income from both parties and a comfortable lifestyle..

It's fine BUT>>>>

let me tell u the truth..

All those things can be wiped in days.. e.g job's good lifestyle wiped in a matter of days...

So what if he or she was a multi billionaire b4 you decided to marry them.

After few months or years, demons of parking everything appears and parks everything? Oh you forgot 1 bad loan gone south can cripple everything?

We focus on one thing, always related to money gain.. nobody talks about the spiritual aspect of marriage.. everyone always goes with - he must be working in shell or NNPC.. We have seen people who retired from those places and went back to square minus 0.

I told my sisters, never should a man bulk salary or business profits energize you to be a reason to want to marry him because if anything happens to that job or business - you will lose interests in the marriage - then divorce...

Marry a man who got a purpose, drive, vision, someone you can support to be something.. from scratch so that even if he crashed you can always advice him back to the top.

Those kinda marriages last long, majority of those men will love you till death.. even if they cheat, you will never find out... and they can never say "where were you wen I was building my wealth?"

When my uncle's friend (Now working in NNPC) a muslim was told to add another wife, I was in that room - he said in Hausa and I quote "you guys were not there when this lady (his wife) had to sell akara to sponsor his transport fares looking for jobs, so I don't want anyone competing Me with her."

If it was all about the money, you think faith Oyedepo would have married David Oyedepo? Am sure he wasn't seeing 30k monthly salary when he started Living faith church...

Btw, ladies - am not implying you should go marry a lazy broke man, rather marry a man who is starting little with dreams and strong visions, such that if everything crashed, he can pickup again and fight back.

Learn to give credit for a post you copied on facebook..

payman:
nonsense...if person buy new gadget no be im name go dey d receipt?wen d ladies start paying dowry we will adopt their names.

Gbam

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algeria will win

looking at how atiku is following the case of inec bumper to bumper.

please, I want to be clear on something...

What if at the end of all this saga the truth really was that atiku really won...

would the presidency be given to him and taken from buhari?

just want to understand how the nigeria system works.

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Peace out...

Sniper is not an easy killer, it’s an organ eating ,liquid monster.
Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.
Ok…sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound.
When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you….
1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir.

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose…oh, it’s late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah…sniper must finish it’s job.

7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself …sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney….cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

They will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper…cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that’s how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital…but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is “regrets”.
You can see, it’s not an easy death.

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper…that 100ml ,200/300 naira otapiapia, is a terminator..a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It’s only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.

You don’t wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

Written by
April Wolf.

I didnt see anyting wrong there...

we took worst than this abeg.

but we no die...

if you dnt want ur child to be dealt with like that.. keep am for house na.

we wouldn't be this mannared today, if not for they kinda parents we got those day.

my dad is late.. but there is this beating i recieved 2001 it still echoes n my ears..

as in, my father settle down gave me the beating of my life.. worthy enough to win oscar award.

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this caption is wrong...

home which am sure wasn't naija

because the judge said
"first of all you are not going to jail - you are going home"

which am sure means hes house in USA


SO WHERE NIGERIA ENTER FOR THIS MATTER?