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SportsRe: Portugal Vs DR Congo: World Cup 2026 (1 - 1) On 17th June 2026 by Washington505: 5:04pm On Jun 17
brain54:
Nothing wey that man fit do...


The spirit might be willing but the flesh weak. Can he run faster than his shadow?


Dude has paid his dues normal... but Ronaldo is done!
Ofeke dey talk true sometimes.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Reacts To President Tinubu 124-Car Convoy (Video) by Washington505: 3:25pm On Jun 29, 2023
SmartPolician:
Even if Peter Obi was going to make a terrible president (something that is practically impossible), one area he was going to do excellently well is cutting the cost of governance.

You cannot be the president of the world's poverty capital and be living like an emperor. Don't expect anything from Druggie - he purchased the presidency with his hard-earned money. He has to recoup his money first, make profit and spend other years on ego trip. Peter Obi calls them transactional leaders.
You made a lot sense. I concur
FamilyRe: My Neighbour's Wife And Her Wahala by Washington505: 10:19pm On Jun 22, 2023
malcom1X:
This is why I don't play with neighbors children, they don't greet me, me I no even want them to greet me.

I no send them.
Every guy wants to hit on the man's daughters, me I no get time.

I go work, I come back I enter my house sleep no one begs me for lighter or anything. Me I no beg them for anything.

Everybody dey their dey.


The only communication I have with the man is good morning while I'm leaving to work and good evening while I'm going inside the house.

Shikena. Them don call me names tire, call me cultist etc.
The day I was on leave the wife said I lost my job.

And then dey talk am make I hear.
While I'm leaving to work. Me I no send them.

It hurts to be them and not getting a reply from me.
I no reply I no send them.
You dey burst my brain gee. I think say na only me dey live that kind life. Chai this small life. My neighbor daughter dey give me green light die infact orange light, but I no dey shake. Her and the mother go use me dey gossip. Say I be impotent. Can you imagine. I dey do online work, yard people dey talk say I dey do Yahoo. I no send. After, all their gossip dem go dey find way to be my friends. I just give them that smiling face but not the chance to come closer. I get serious babe, but she never come my house, the day she go cone, Jesus, gosdip go dey fly up and down. Nonsense people. As a guy in life, if one can learn how to not give a Bleep. Alaye success is yours.
HealthRe: Blood In My Eye, Please How Do I Get Rid Of It? by Washington505: 11:30am On Jun 21, 2023
GloryChan:
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bro good morning, pls what software is used to create videos like this. I have subscribe already.
RomanceRe: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by Washington505: 9:16am On Apr 28, 2023
[quote author=SultanOfAbia post=122786374]It took me years to figure this out

Myth 1
That is not about how big your prick is
Is about how you rock her when knacking.
I personally start with the tip slowly then gradually put it all in. That feeling is wink
Then I start to Rock her from slow to fast, fast to slow then switch it.
Developing your stroking game is very important. It is the motion that brings the orgasm not how big or how large.

Myth 2
If she is religious she won't like sex
Broooo I don knack church girls tire
It's not hard. You just got to be seen as a private guy. Not a guy that is loud and walk around with group of guys. No
Be cool and show them you can keep secrets. It works very well

Myth 3
If she scream that means she enjoy it
Pure lies
The secret to know when a woman is enjoying prick is her WETNESS
Not by her moans that shit can be faked

She can't fake wetness,
If she is feeling your dick. She will secret odourless white discharge during sex.
Whenever I see that stuff I just go Gaga
And increase my stroking which drives them crazy. I love it!!

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I cut cap for you. Legendary fuckee. I learn from people like you. People who knows something before they comment. Not like must average illiterate that won't think they have dropped comment. And that is how I appear when I teach somebody straight to the point.
Career4million Naira Japa Study Route To Luxembourg by Washington505(op): 1:33pm On Apr 26, 2023
I greet you all in the language you could understand. Pls I seek advice and guidance, if it is attainable to get a scholarship in any university in Luxembourg (like Japa escape route) . With a budget of 4 million dot( nothing to add and nothing to minus). In case, if the budget is slim, pls can you guys suggest country any country with low tution fee or easy to get scholarship countries. (Europe or Asia). Even if it is Sweden or anything in Europe or good countries in Asia. Forget language barrier, I can can burn candle midnights just to master any language then when I transit, I furnished the mastery. So far I have Germany, Luxembourg or Sweden. I need your ideas guys, remember 4 million budget. Advice me well. Don't tell me to start business in Nigeria and don't tell me to go online and research. I need to narrow my research from your ideas then I pick it up from there. I hate attention. just your advice pls
CelebritiesTekno Punching Like Isreal Adesanya Said He Motivated Hiim by Washington505(op): 9:08pm On Apr 12, 2023

RomanceSinger Tekno Throw Punches Like Israel Adesanya In The Gym (video) by Washington505(op): 4:56pm On Apr 12, 2023
The duro crooner was spotted in the gym mimicking the UFC champion isreal adesanya. He later posted How he was motivated by him to work in the gym.😆😆😆

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUEDXaGjO-I

CelebritiesLil Frosh Return To Making Music After Assault On Girlfriend Video by Washington505(op): 12:12pm On Apr 12, 2023
Former davido signee Lil frosh returned to the music industry after years of court litigation with his former girlfriend. gift. The girlfriend later agreed to outside of court settlement. This whole conundrum prompted davido to terminate his contract at the bane of the whole fiasco. We wish you success


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5nBr0nmoLk

RomanceLil Frosh Returns To Music After Assaulting Girlfriend by Washington505(op): 11:58am On Apr 12, 2023
Former davido signee Lil frosh returned to the music industry after years of court litigation with his former girlfriend. gift. The girlfriend later agreed to outside of court settlement. This whole conundrum prompted davido to terminate his contract at the bane of the whole fiasco. We wish you success and growth. But never beat a woman again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5nBr0nmoLk

CelebritiesZlatan Ibile Splashes 150 Million Naira On Diamond Necklace (video) by Washington505(op): 12:07am On Apr 12, 2023
Zanku crooner zlantan recently splashed millions rumored to be in the region of 150 million naira on a diamond necklace that has a football and music autograph pendant


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL6dzVU_YGE

CelebritiesDavido Reveals How He Signed Marravey (video) by Washington505(op): 4:48pm On Apr 11, 2023
Davido recently exposed how he signed the vocal goddess, Morravay. He said highly of her talents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwKA98W8DO4

CelebritiesRe: AY Almost Called Basket Mouth A Baboon In A Show Performance After Basket Mouth. by Washington505(op): 4:44pm On Apr 11, 2023
yemmight:
Why are they behaving like kids?
They go still calm down. Shebi na celebrities them be. You no see Aisha and odugwu boo boo own.
CelebritiesAY Almost Called Basket Mouth A Baboon In A Show Performance After Basket Mouth. by Washington505(op): 9:02am On Apr 11, 2023
The fiasco between ay and basket mouth is getting solid as the day breaks. The clip capture the moment ay makun throw shade at basket mouth after basket mouth said ay is not his friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De5RdXB0_do

CelebritiesBasket Mouth Says AY Makun Is Not His Friend. Watch Video by Washington505(op): 8:54pm On Apr 10, 2023
The prolonged antagonism between two legendary and finesse stand up comedians has continue to grow In better stride. Basket mouth lashed out to AY for coming to his wedding uninvited. And clearly said AY is not his friend. Watch video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68usqWN4q6Q

CelebritiesTop 50 Top Nigerian Musician Real Names. by Washington505(op): 12:22pm On Apr 10, 2023
Have you wondered like me the real name of Nigeria top musical artists. Like
Rema - divine ikubor
Patoranking - nnaemeka okorie
Bella Shmurda - akinbiyi ahmed
Phyno - chibuzor nelson
Runtown - Douglas agu
Don jazzy - Michael Collins
Ayrr star - oyinkonsola Sarah
Watch full video.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuWUBtiLNRk

CelebritiesDavido Chilling To His Album Track And Puffing A Cigarette (video) by Washington505(op): 9:39am On Apr 10, 2023
The afro beat mastreo was captured online when he was vibing lively to one of his album track. He never failed to lit a cigarette and juice combo to ignite the happy mood. With a happy smile at the end of it all Always our legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAU9MBOmcWY

CelebritiesIsrael Adesanya Dancing With Adekunle Gold (video) by Washington505(op): 6:39am On Apr 10, 2023
Isreal adesanya was spotted the moment he shared with adekunle gold. The renowned UFC champion was seen vibing to music with afrobeat dance patterns like that of naira Marley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdIkodqVE-8

CelebritiesPortable Tells OGB Recent He Feels Like Crying For Him (video) by Washington505(op):
Controversial singer portable was spotted with the moment he shared with OGB Recent. The two were seen having a cruise time as they prepare to make a comic skit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBACivCdnEU

CelebritiesIsrael Adesanya Speaks Yoruba And Pidgin After Victory by Washington505(op): 10:25am On Apr 09, 2023
The firece fighter was seen clearly speaking yoruba and pidgin English. Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7VvkgANqTg

CelebritiesDestiny Etiko (biography). Idimili Movie Brought Her To Limelight by Washington505(op): 1:32am On Apr 09, 2023
Here is the biography of destiny etiko, everything you need to know about her, education, school, before Fame, yansh😂😂, net worth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cysd3ZEMN5I

CrimeFire Outbreak During Wedding Reception In Lagos by Washington505(op): 1:03am On Apr 09, 2023
Fire outbreak during a wedding reception in Lagos. No soul was lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGn_XxjssM0
CelebritiesSolomon Buchi Weds Lover. by Washington505(op): 4:56pm On Feb 01, 2023
Solomon buchi have finally tied the knots with his long time best friend, who he engaged in june 2021.

YouTube video. Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_mlZILMr3o

RomanceRe: My 20 Best Songs Of All Time by Washington505: 8:05am On Sep 21, 2022
1. Ayaka ozubulu - obinwanne
2. Celine Dion - the power of love
3. Michael Jackson - Billie jean
4. John Elton - sacrifice
5. Ayaka ozubulu - ego vip
6. Kcee ft okwesili cultural group - all their song.
7. Onyenze na ogidi - zukwanuike
SportsRe: Manchested United Agree Deal To Sign Antony From Ajax by Washington505: 7:12am On Aug 29, 2022
People dey average player I just laugh. But 100 million Nunez no cost abi. 80 million fofona no cost. You people watch these guy at ajax. Lad Is good. Infact best winger in the world after Neymar.
CrimeRe: Fetish Items Discovered In Lady's Room In Uyo by Washington505: 6:19pm On Aug 24, 2022
Na Pop 4 get that can sharp Camara. Techno dey try oo
HealthRe: What Disease Could This Be? by Washington505: 11:26am On Jul 30, 2022
Kollins11:
When we say use double condom when fvcking a useless Nigerian girl, you people will think we're joking here. Now you don go carry disease wey big pass you. That's what you get when you don't listen to your elders.

R.I.P in advance dude. You're just a walking corpse.

Help us tell Buhari that his imposter is fvcking Aisha badly with his long preeq.

Also Help us say hello to Da'grin and Michael Jackson, tell them we Love them and we still vibe to their songs.
I swear you be werey
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Regret My Actions - Portable Says After Headies Award Disqualification by Washington505: 4:13pm On Jul 27, 2022
festacman:
In 2017 Burna Boy was alleged to have battered and robbed his fellow musician Mr 2Kay, at gun point in his hotel room at Eko Hotel and Suites, Victoria Island, recently during the “Buckwyld N Breathless” concert.

On June 8 2022, Burna Boy and his police escorts were alleged to have shot and wounded two patrons of Cubana club in Victoria Island, Lagos.

Yet Burna Boy is a saint and Portable is the Devil in Nigeria entertainment industry.

On 10 May 2019, the EFCC arrested Naira Marley for online scam offense. On 16 May 2019, the EFCC charged him with 11 counts of fraud before a Federal High Court in Ikoyi, Lagos. The case is currently making steady progress.

Yet nobody is cancelling Naira Marley but Portable is regarded as industry misfit.

The fact is that Portable, like any other Nigerian citizen, reserves the right to earn a living using his talents. He is neither an angel nor a demon but a human being formed by nature and nurture. Of course, as an adult, he is accountable for all his actions. It is, therefore, unfair to paint as a devil and consequently take away his means of livelihood.
you said it well.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: I’ve Never Received Any Pension Since I Left Office 8 Years Ago by Washington505: 3:01pm On Jul 25, 2022
Odin13:
This man is really not serious

So you’ve not receive pension .. how is that anybody’s bussines..
you wear one watch .. how’s that anyhumans bussiness

Your son no get car.. how’s that our business

You’re stingy with public funds .. wetin you come carry a.m. do?
Meaning you lack ideas . Simply reason you couldn’t invest it and the next government merry it away

I don’t understand Obi

All I know is that he’s IPOB and Ekpa Simeon candinate
A vote for obi is a vote for a national Monday sit at home

A vote for obi will see IPOB and Ekpa burn Nigeria and Nigerians

A vote for obi is a vote for wide spread cannibalism and another level of inter state criminality of IPOB and esn

They will forcefully enlist your state youth into esn and IPOB and brainwashed them to kill you people in your state

A vote for obi is a vote for religious intolerance and rise in demonic worship as seen in Anambra State

What has obi done in anambra to help fight esn and IPOB

Ekpa and IPOB follows him on Twitter

Has obi ever caution them even when the killing and cannibilization was on heat in anambra ..

It took Soludo efforts ..

Meanwhile OBi was in the state all along

Nigerian youths are wiser than IPOB bingos

Only foolish Nigerian citzens will vote Obi

Power to the people
North 2023
I can boldly, confidently and sagaciously say you are clueless and academically unrefined.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen's Inlaws Call Him Out Over Debts Of €69,000 & $439,000USD (vid) by Washington505: 9:47am On Jul 24, 2022
paradigmshift:
my guy shut up... Can he do that to a foreign agent? Make una dey get sense ...
He has done it to a foreign agent according to the in law. They settled a case in court in Switzerland, which the inlaw defended him. The matter dey pain I don't know why. We wey small changes we dey get we still dey carry family burden like our own. Take more of victor earnings euros, osimen na my star player, but on this Victor you no try. I just dey follow the matter box to box.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen's Inlaws Call Him Out Over Debts Of €69,000 & $439,000USD (vid) by Washington505: 9:42am On Jul 24, 2022
Pidginwhisper:
I watched this video and i feel bad for them. Osimhen really did em bad.
Truly. Osimen no try. Him own sister haba.
RomanceRe: Cc by Washington505: 7:21am On Jul 08, 2022
Love dey kill dis one..

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