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RomanceRe: Free Amazon Kdp Webinar by Washington505: 9:09am On Jul 06, 2022
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CareerRe: What Childhood Dream Did You Have? by Washington505: 3:17pm On Jun 29, 2022
FalseProphet1:
My dream was to become an Airforce, but I failed medical screening in NDA, they said I have flat floot or whatever that means. Today I'm now a prophet. Isn't Nigeria a wonderful country.

This I have seen.
You no well guy
RomanceRe: What Is "Cum" In Your Native Language? by Washington505: 12:21am On Jun 29, 2022
kozmokaz:
Anom ofuma nwanne

Kedu maka ndi yard
Udo brotherly
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka: I Will Not Worship At Catholic Church Again - Nigerian Man by Washington505: 7:09pm On Jun 28, 2022
Many people don't know fr. Mbaka like that. I be 042 brought up. Obiagu precisely. From Childhood we sabi mbaka tey. Mbaka na true man of God in asuch as I didn't support his utterance against peter obi. Obi move. But sincerely speaking mbaka is God's instrument, he carries the advocacy of good life for the youth like no other. Thousands are under his care. Humble if you ever come close to him and aggressive when on the alter. The man get anointing and beside anybody can make a mistake. So what is the problem all about
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka: I Will Not Worship At Catholic Church Again - Nigerian Man by Washington505: 7:08pm On Jun 28, 2022
Many people don't know fr. Mbaka like that. I be 042 brought up. Obiagu precisely. From Childhood we sabi mbaka tey. Mbaka na true man of God in asuch as I didn't support his utterance against peter obi. Obi move. But sincerely speaking mbaka is God's instrument, he carries the advocacy of good life for the youth like no other. Thousands are under his care. Humble if you ever come close to him and aggressive when on the alter. The man get anointing and beside anybody can make a mistake. So what is the problem all about.
RomanceRe: What Is "Cum" In Your Native Language? by Washington505: 7:00pm On Jun 28, 2022
kozmokaz:
Anyubem
Jesus. What de hell.����� Nna OGA Edu kedu Maka business taa. E choke
PoliticsRe: Jibrin: NNPP/LP Alliance Is South-East's Best Chance Of Producing President by Washington505: 6:55pm On Jun 28, 2022
DeZoro:
What is this Jubril saying? Instead of him to beg Mr. Peter Obi to agree to accept Kwankwanso as vice, he is here saying otherwise. Is it logically right for North West to produce president back to back?; this Hausa have allowed Fulani to use their head. Hausa man dont see future. Obi that dis 8 years straight is far better to be president thank Kwankwanso that did 4 years and did his other four years after 8 years.

My candid advice is let Peter Obi whose region has never produced president to do so and later let then do rotation.
Tellam oo. He suppose to dey beg obi for vice sef. Literates made of illiterates that's what our politics is made up of.
RomanceRe: My Father Advice To Me When I Was Searching For A Wife.. by Washington505: 3:36pm On Jun 28, 2022
blinking001:
I no get time for nonsense. Any woman wey misbehave na to send her packing ASAP. Thankgod I'm not a religious man. Nothing to prick my conscience. Any small pim, oya leave my house.
You never understand anything. You think say na by gra gra abi no conscience. Oga learn better advice.
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Is Transforming His Village Into A Beautiful Town by Washington505: 2:04pm On Jun 27, 2022
ayourbamie:
Saido Mane for president
Seconded
PoliticsRe: Photos Of David Ukpo Nwamini, The 15-Year-Old Boy Ekweremadu Took To The UK by Washington505: 1:17am On Jun 25, 2022
kolamilan:
Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'." Albert Einstein (1938)

"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty. Isaac Newton (1842)

"He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry." Adolf Hilter (1996)

"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence." Aristotle (1762)

"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any." Queen Elizabeth (1945)

"He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret." Abraham Lincoln (1864)

"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki' from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything." Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

"Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member." William Shakespeare (1788).

"Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria." Lord Lugard (1904).

"He who refuses to classify 'agege' bread and 'akara' as a type of sandwich is a racist." Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).

"Any man who drinks 'alomo' bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder." chief Olusegun Obasanjo(1999)

"Anyone who puts stew on 'jollof' rice has trust issues." Fela Kuti (1971)
." Have a great weekends friends!
This your quote no be here oo.
PoliticsRe: How Labour Party's Twitter Handle Grew with the Arrival of Peter Obi (Photos) by Washington505: 7:52am On Jun 23, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
Remove Ethnicity, remove religion:

Tell me one reason to vote Tinubu or Atiku over Obi..
Just ONE!!

Am waiting
Ask them nonsense country
FamilyRe: Should I Arrest & Sue My Brother-in-law For This? I Need Advice by Washington505: 7:50am On Jun 23, 2022
Your better small. My guy wey him uncle chop him 3 million
PoliticsRe: One Million Man March For Peter Obi In Ikeja, Lagos (Photo, Video) by Washington505: 1:06pm On Jun 22, 2022
Totilopussylick:
. These guys deserve an accolades cool

On peter Obi mandate i stand gidigbam.
Who say we no get structure.
RomanceRe: Trust A Girl At Your Own Peril by Washington505: 10:23am On Jun 21, 2022
quote author=Itohanmiwa post=114007208]She wants to breakup so as to be celibate? Is your friend a sex addict? If yes him too better activate celibacy mode for he own good. You guys having sex anyhow don’t know what you are doing to yourselves. And you are quick to rush to Nairaland to talk about not trusting. “If u have sex with a lady always, tell me how u can be able to trust her or take her seriously”? Don’t normalize premarital sex, it is still a sin when
I checked the Bible this morning.[/quote]I love your instincts. Just said what I heard in mind. Thumps up.
RomanceRe: I'm Bored Here In America by Washington505: 12:19am On Jun 14, 2022
No be Obama Messi wey get admission which day ABI you don forfeit the admission enter USA. Abi you dey cruise for their pending ASUU strike. I no believe your story at all. You dey whine us.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Voter Apathy Looms In North, CNG Warns by Washington505: 9:21pm On Jun 13, 2022
ImDStar:
I am beginning to believe that some Nigerians deserve to die suffering.

In the first place, how can you be crying and praying for a better country, but you have Atiku and Tinubu as your best choice?

Is that not pure madness in the highest order?

You're suffering oo, and you're still the diehard fans your slave master!! What kind of human being do that??

A master strategy who brought upon Nigerians a disastrous leader in form of buhari, you want to reward him with Presidency for a job Weldon abi.

He's now telling you he wants to solve the problems the buhari he brought created. Pure foolishness.

You know in your subconscious that you're toying the wrong line, but that spirit of suffering in you must make sure you don't apply common sense.

That's how majority of you did in 2015, and you're still the most affected person by your masters unfortunate leadership, sorry oo.

Even if it would only be my vote LP garnered that day, I will feel fulfilled.
I have been thinking about this for a week now
PoliticsRe: I Want To Donate My Late Dad's Church For PVC Registration And Collection Center by Washington505: 9:14pm On Jun 13, 2022
Onyi22:
My brother you are only wasting your time n strength. Obi will not win
To slap you dey hungry me. Echoic slap.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Nigerian Youths: Don’t Abandon Nigeria To Those Messing It Up by Washington505: 7:40pm On Jun 12, 2022
Stronghold91:
tinubu remains the best choice
All these people saying Tinubu is the choice. How? ABI na tribe una dey use take sides. I just dey laugh. I no say make you vote anybody but we all know what is right.
PoliticsRe: Atiku: The Most Pertinent Tribute To Heroes Of Democracy Is To Kick Out APC by Washington505: 7:31pm On Jun 12, 2022
Only peter obi we know. Nonsensical country.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Soon Hear From Us On Extension Of Voter Registration – INEC by Washington505: 8:09pm On Jun 11, 2022
Pesuzok:
Aunty, it is no longer Igbo vs yoruba vs Hausa. The issue here is to save Nigeria.

Tell me the truth, is this country working for youhuh

Remove sentiments and tribalism, among the 3 major presidential contestants, who is more crediblehuh
Abeg tell her oo. May Tribalism no kill this our country ABI e don kill am sef.

Suffer never tire youhuh
PoliticsRe: Desperation Must Not Make You Forfeit Your Right - Aisha Yesufu Speaks On Obi by Washington505: 10:05pm On Jun 10, 2022
Tingotoe:
Peter Obi cannot win the presidency next year. He's in a party that lacks structure and finance and also his popularity ends in his home region the south east. I wonder how his party is going to convince millions of the illiterate electorate up north to abandon Atiku and vote for him. I also want to see how he plans on getting the SW voters to jump on his bandwagon. Sorry but DOA 2023 maybe some other time sha
Stay there nau. We go leave you very soon. Obi we move. This one no Sabi analyse publicae. See when obi won the governorship election in Anambra state he came from an unpopular party he still triumph. And that party has maintain that status quo. President Peter Obi I greet you o
PoliticsRe: Journalist Slept While Delegates Voted (APC Presidential Primaries) by Washington505: 11:00am On Jun 08, 2022
We wey sometimes we can go two straight night without sleep
InvestmentRe: Make $1k - $5k+ Monthly Selling Books On Amazon Even If You Are Not A Writer. by Washington505: 10:55pm On Jun 04, 2022
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RomanceRe: I'm Heartbroken What Should I Do? by Washington505: 1:57pm On May 27, 2022
Bareke:
There's a guy I've loved so much right from my secondary school days.. we loved each other so much to the extent that nothing could separate us. Infact he was my first .But everything changed Last year
We dated for 5 years.. he promised to get married to me but now he said he can't continue anymore reason been that we are too close in age. I pleaded with me but his mind is made up already
Please what should I do??
Should I give up and continue my life?
Something like that is bordering me but on a lesser Level. Am 22 presently my babe is 20 in two months time she will be 21. We stay in the same eviron those years in Gariki in Enugu. We were catching feeling for each other. But the relationship officially kickstarted around 2017. Like play play based on small Children love the tin dey grow everyday. The girl is more than kind to me. My mother know her very well. My mother is in support but every other person I talk to about it will tell me to forget her. That she cannot wait for me that girls marry early. Those words dey scatter my head. I presently dey Ghana doing one thing or the other but not yahoo. I can boost of 5 million networth which is nothing to my target. Thank God Sha. I talk to her about it she said she is not leaving me. She opted we do covenant, I break down in tears, I said no its dangerous but I love her without condition. Am young but las las you go marry. If no marry that babe I die. Even mummy sometime will be like ebuka boy hustle hard and go Marry that girl( our normal joking). This life tins will just be upside down with what you plan. Forget my typos.
FamilyRe: Nairalander And His Family Travelling To The UK For The First Time. by Washington505: 12:48pm On May 27, 2022
9jaHustler:
Woke up 4:45am this morning and everywhere was bright like 9am grin
!how much did it cost you guys
RomanceRe: Help Needed by Washington505: 6:35pm On May 24, 2022
Joyrider404:
I sent you 13k try and pay up your friend to avoid further embarrassing,also bukle up and get a job too
God bless you for me Mr. Gozie
RomanceRe: Sex: This Is What Men Think About Mostly!!! by Washington505: 8:25am On May 24, 2022
[quote author=Choilila post=113104154]Lolz.

Why I run 100km far from them.

Saying hi to them "Sex "
Smiling "Sex "
Waving "Sex "
Friendship "Sex "
Socializing "Sex "
Having their contacts or them having your contact "Sex "
Thank you my brother. I don't know why ladies are like that oo. There is dis girl wey dey my zanga. I dey always buy something for there shop. If I come buy something even if na pure water. Na so she go banter with me, dey smile give me Wella, dey even ask me how is my girlfriend. At first I no too dey mind her, make I no fall my hand, but she fine too, but to scop her no even cross my mind. I take my babe serious ( she is god sent). I come begin give this girl face too, dey make her laugh with jokes, next tin, all of a mighty sudden, she begin bone face give me oo, she stop to dey greet me, just like that, I cum dey wonder, wetin wrong. Just like that. Me too, as a soft hard man, I ghost her, after two weeks or so, she come start dey greet me again. Me sef I no mind her again, I go just wave give her with fake smile, nonsense. She tink say I wan chop her abi what sef, me I no just understand the whole scenerio.
BusinessRe: What Happens To My Money If My Bank Closes Down? by Washington505: 8:05am On May 17, 2022
Heathrow44:
CBN holds domestic fixed deposits for every bank to ensure nothing like this happens, if the bank files for bankruptcy, the CBN as a regulator would create a merger with another bank to safeguard individuals accounts and when a merger isn't possible, CBN would pay the money to all customers but for big wigs they would have to wait for the banks assets to be liquated for cash or the assets can be sold to the customers to recover their funds
Best answer so far. Mak una make research before you talk.
RomanceRe: This is unbelievable! God! by Washington505: 5:57pm On May 16, 2022
I just subscribe to your channel. Keep moving. Some will say you sing trash. Some say wizkid sing rubbish. Say OBO get frog voice. Always expect depressing comment. Consistency and tenacity is what matters most in the music industry with a little spicy of talent.

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