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Kinkybraids: Im loving this Topic...the comments are too funny

Personally I think the following are 'green light' moments

1. When you look across the room and your eyes lock and she doesnt look away but challenges you and smiles... its hard to keep eye contact so if she does then its a clear sign she wants you to come say hi

2. My personal favorite is coming up with excuses to always talk to him... like borrowing a book, or something that I will have to return to you. If she is always doing this then its a sure sign

3.When you are talking to a guy and as you laugh you tap on his arm ...

4. If she is always looking sexier than normal when she has to meet with you then its obvious she is trying to impress you...

5. I really think the smile says it all... I personally have this 'unique' smile that i only show when im with someone I like. Its sort of a shy smile...like im 'blushing' ... I think many girls use this

Lastly my personal favorite when she offers to pay for stuff...including your stuff, girls dont mind using the money of guys that they dont like but when a girl likes you she will try to make sure you dont spend unnecessarily.

The greenlight can start BTW us now abi wat did u think

The word Nigerian are mistakes...... Are u a mistake?
Furthermore, no food,no job,no light and now u condemning another peoples source of happiness,income etc.
The question is what have u done to help the situation positively?
As far as your plight is concern it lack justification.

lynpetra: kpomooooo!
ban kpomo!!?
That's impossible!i will personally cut of mine and put it up for sale:

I bet you I will patronize u....to make more profit let the customer cut it themselves. . Like me I will like to cut it myself.

NMA craving attention. if they are more concerned they should have halted the strike when EVD was first reported.

Jazakallahu khair
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Muslim population:

1. Afghanistan 100%
2. Albania 75%
3. Algeria 99%
4. Angola 25%
5. Argentina 2%
6. Australia 2.09%
7. Azerbaijan 93%
8. Bahrin 100%
9. Bangladesh 85%
10. Bhutan 5%
11. Brazil 0.6%
12. Burma 10%
13. Canada 1.48%
14. Cntral africn rpblc 55%
15. China 11%
16. Egypt 94%
17. Ethopia 65%
18. Fiji 11%
19. France 7%
20. Georgia 11%
21. Germeny 3.4%
22. Greece 1.5%
23. Guinea 95%
24. Guyana 15%
25. Hongkong 1%
26. India 14%
27. Indonesia 95%
28. Iran 99%
29. Iraq 97%
30. Isreal 14%
31. Italy 1%
32. Japan 1%
33. Jordan 95%
34. Kenya 30%
35. Kuwait 89%
36. Lebanon 70%
37. Libya 100%
38. Maldives 100%
39. Malasiya 52%
40. Mauritius 19.5%
41. Mayotte 99%
42. Nigeria 75%
43. Oman 100%
44. Pakistan 97%
45. Phillipines 14%
46. Qatar 100%
47. Romania 20%
48. Russia 18%
49. Saudi arab 100%
50. Singapore 17%
51. Somalia 100%
52. Sri lanka 9%
53. Sudan 85%
54. Syria 90%
55. Tazakistan 85%
56. Tanzania 65%
57. Thiland 14%
58. Tunisia 98%
59. Turkey 99.8%
60. UAE 96%
61. UK 2.5%
62. USA 3.75%
63. Uzbekistan 88%

Where the Prophets originated:

Adam(A.S) - Sri Lanka
Nooh(A.S) - Jordan
Shoaib(A.S) - Syria
Saleh(A.S) - Lebanon
Ibrahim(A.S) - Palestine and died in iraq
Ismail(A.S) - Saudi Arabia
Yakoob(A.S) - Palestin
yahya(AS) palestine
zakariya (AS) palestine
Ishaq(A.S) - Palestin
Yusuf(A.S) - Palestin
Looth(A.S) - Iraq
Ayub(A.S) - Jordan
Hood(A.S) - Yamen
Nabi-Muhammad S.A.W) - Saudi Arabia

Ages of Prophets:

Adam(A.S) - 1000 Yrs
Nooh(A.S) - 950 Yrs
Shoaib(A.S) - 882 Yrs
Saleh(A.S) - 586 Yrs
Zakariyya(A.S) - 207 Yrs
Ibrahim(A.S) - 195 Yrs
Sulaymaan(A.S) - 150 Yrs
Ismail(A.S) - 137 Yrs
Yakoob(A.S) - 129 Yrs
Musa(A.S) - 125 Yrs
Ishaq(A.S) - 120 Yrs
Haroon(A.S) - 119 Yrs
Yusuf(A.S) - 110 Yrsn
Eesa(A.S) - 40 Yrs
NABI MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) - 63 Yrs

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I love independent lady....the truth is they all zuck.

Rilwayne001: The both are more competent than the clueless man in Aso Rock now.

Nigeria needs cerebral minds at the helm of affairs to achieve accelerated development. The present administration led by Jonathan has failed in critical sectors like power, security, fight against corruption, reduction of poverty and unemployment rates.

The end of PDP is near, and they will all be swept out of office come 2015 general election.

Only a retarded person would vote into office that clueless Jona again after failing us in soo many ways.

I NOMINATE THE PEOPLES GENERAL

Sorry your General...... But u can see the handwriting on the wall now. Open your eyes bro.

They are born to misled......... I dont know why people will be determined e-partisan. Shiorrrr

BoiledCorn: tunda fire that mode that hide my ftc post.

op its because, person suppose get standby generator.

Na trophy?.....shiorrrrr

jmoore:
A man cheats on his beautiful wife because he doesn't understand the meaning of marriage vows.
A man cheats on his beautiful wife because he lacks selfcontrol.
A man cheats on his beautiful wife because he thinks with his di**.
A man cheats on his beautiful wife because he is filled with insatiable lustful and selfish desires.
A man cheats on his beautiful wife because when he was a bachelor, he was busy sampling many women and carried the foolish behaviour into marriage.


"Ugly" or beautiful wife, a man who has a wandering di** will always cheat.

#TeamChastity.

#wannabechastity. Don't forget I know u very well.

lilprinze: APC don't have any good presidential candidate that can defeat GEJ in 2015 presidential elections

For real.....sentiment apart.is until when they get to the river and the river can not be crossed onless using the corner stone which is GEJ. #Fact

Want to ask a silly question...thats what I wanna tag it but deep down it ain't silly.
When we request for ATM tru d bank does the bank also request from US? And probably the US will now capture our details on it and now send it down to Nigeria?
To the topic is a very good idea buh ......I guess the branding is what am not too supportive of ..maybe the logo can be to the minima lower case I guess.

We will revisit dis thread after the election...to justify wat the OP put up......for now let the parrot speak for they know shishi abt Ogun.

Some V. Na die.....

You may never be able to have a completely odor-free v**ina, as all vaginas have some odor.  However, some vaginas really smell bad. You know what I am saying, don’t you? These ones need some help! 
A smelly v**ina can be very embarrassing and humiliating in many different situations, both casual and intimate. It can make you self-conscious and embarrassed, and cause you to do things that will actually do more harm than good. The situation is most awkward when it affect your s*x life, and most humiliating when your partner complains. Although many people think differently, a smelly v**ina is not necessarily a dirty v**ina, nor is it necessarily a sign of vaginal infection. Instead, a smelly v**ina is usually a sign that there is an imbalance of good and bad bacteria. Good bacteria in the v**ina produce some secretions that help the v**ina to self-cleanse properly. However, smell gets very unpleasant when too many bad bacteria overtake the good ones. Lots of products in the market claim to get rid of v**ina odor. However, majority of them contains harsh chemicals, scents, dyes, and scent covers. These can often make your v**ina smell worse off. Don’t forget they’re in business to make a profit. So are you struggling with a smelly v**ina? Then you are in the right place. Here are few tips to get you a healthy v**ina free of unpleasant smells.
1. Allow plenty air into v**ina area First of all, you need to allow your vaginal area to “air out” whenever you get the chance. This means going without pants or underwear whenever you have the opportunity, especially while sleeping. If you cannot stand to be bare-bottomed, at the very least you should switch to wearing cotton underpants. These will maximize the air flow to your v**ina and give the bad bacteria less opportunity to grow and fester. One easy switch is to wear loose skirts instead of tight pants. Wearing tight pants restricts the flow of air between your legs, which allows the bad bacteria to grow and multiply. In contrast, wearing loose skirts allows your vaginal area to air out. In addition to being more comfortable, this will help you to cure a smelly v**ina more quickly.

2. Daily washing/changing of your underwear Always keep your undergarment clean. Make sure you change them at least daily and wash them in hot water to kill any stubborn bacteria. This will help to get rid of sweat and bacteria may have been trapped, leaving you feeling and smelling better.

3. Change your diet What you eat has great effects on the smell of your v**ina. Eat a healthy diet that contains very little processed foods and sugar. These foods change the pH of your v**ina, and could affect the smell. Sweet v**ina smell and taste can be produced by vegetables high in chlorophyll, like wheatgrass, parsley, and celery, fruits and spices like cinnamon, peppermint, and cardamom. On the other hand, foods such as coffee, onions, meat, dairy, garlic and strong spices have the potential of changing your vaginal odor to something very unpleasant.

4. Take unflavored yoghurt or probiotics Taking plain unflavored yoghurt that contains live active cultures regularly. This is a good way of reintroducing some of the good bacteria that would have been destroyed in the v**ina and restoring normal vaginal ecological balance. Probiotics are also very good products. These products contains millions of live bacteria that when taken helps to keep your v**ina healthy and free of unpleasant odor.

5. Shower every day to clean your v**ina Take your shower at least once daily, but twice daily is much better. While in the shower, use a soft cotton washcloth damped in water to gently wipe down the outer labia. After, gently wipe the inside of the labia and then down to your b*tt crack. Rinse well. If you work out, sweat excessively, go swimming, or are involved in some other sweat-inducing activity, another shower won’t hurt. Just be sure to avoid taking a bath, as the dirt, sweat, and bacteria aren’t washed away so much as steeped around your body.

6. Keep your v**ina dry For the same reason that taking a long, hot bath isn’t the best way to get clean, vaginas need to keep dry. While some moisture is just part and parcel of having a v**ina, letting moisture and sweat stew down there is a recipe for odor. Make sure that your v**ina has had ample time to dry after the shower. Change out of clothing that is damp or sweaty, shower after excessive exercise or swimming, and be sure to give your v**ina plenty of (in private) air time.

7. Use a mild, unscented soap when washing your v**ina It may seem to go against your natural instincts, but if you have vaginal odor, you should use a very mild soap with no added scents or dyes. The simpler you can go the better. The closer to natural you can get, the less interference there will be with natural bacterial ecology of the vaginal. Keeping the natural bacteria in balance will get rid of excess vaginal discharge, get rid of odors, and help prevent itching and irritation.

8. Don’t use antiseptic soaps, douche or body wash on your v**ina Body washes and body scrubs are rarely anything but a conglomeration of highly irritating scents and dyes. Some contain oils, synthetic compounds, and even minute pieces of plastic. While these may smell nice and fresh when you uncap the bottle, these chemicals will do nothing but disrupt the delicate skin of the v**ina. In the end, this can cause an imbalance of bacteria and excessive odor, discharge, and irritation. Antiseptic soaps should as well be avoided as well. These products kill the good bacteria and predispose one to having v**ina thrush infection. It’s a common misconception that douching is the best way to clean your v**ina. Many over-the-counter douches contain artificial scents and harsh chemicals. Let’s face it: a v**ina should not smell like strawberry fields or summer breezes. They just shouldn’t. Even the douches that are gentle are often unnecessary.

9. Avoid multiple s*xual partners Resist the urge to have multiple s*x partners. Studies show a correlation of multiple s*x partners with recurring infections of bacterial vaginosis even though it isn’t a sexually transmitted disease

10. Carefully select your pads/tampons Give serious consideration to the type of sanitary products you use. Pads or tampons that contain deodorant are an ‘insult’ to the delicate vaginal tissues. Most sanitary pads and tampons could contain bleaches, plastics, and dioxins from recycled materials. These chemicals are absorbed by the reproductive system. These have very serious health implications. Switch to a brand that keeps you dry, has no chemicals at all, is biodegradable, and prevents infections with unique technology.

Sanitary pads as the name implies should be clean and hygienic! Store them in a very clean place. Make sure they are wrapped to keep out infectious bacteria. Store your box of pads or tampons in the bedroom, not the bathroom where germs become airborne every time you flush the toilet. Sanitary pads have an expiration date on them. Beyond this expiration date, the pads will have accumulated too much bacterial contamination, even though they are in a ‘wrapped’ package. Throw them out if they’re past the expiration date.

“Every experience in your life is being
orchestrated to teach you something you need
to know to move forward.” –Brian Tracy

Asalam alykum,
This came to my thought about aou performing solat regularly can be a prevention and protection to dis killer Ebola disease.
Ablution is the key... My muslim brothers and sisters u can see that Allahu has made Islam a very complete religion for those who knows. If u are still skipping Solat..it is high time u stop. Allahu s.w.t will always be our shield.

Ma salaaam.!!!!!!!!!!

Lesotho....crazeeee dey worry dem.

Yanshhh brain....no offence

All dis is not new..like I told Bob dee on twitter dat I won't be surprise seeing him joining PDP soonest.

Nigerian politicians be like .........Prostitute.

Olusanya333: If this were to happen in OAU den will we not be at home.

U ave point..buh dis is d same school he has promised so much....all he cud do is to inflict more pain .....

Olusanya333: Wait guys, do u mean dey were protesting because dey reduce d Fee? Or i no see well ni

It is reduced in advance .....next session....after elections

People can be dumb in their approach to issues.... Somebody reduces a postponed reduction so to say. And instead to hit the nail on the head..u r dere saying rubbish.

His brain is onhis forehead.....everybody can see it... Worst govt in Ogun so far..

I willsurely apply wen it out... Dono I might be the change needed in NPF... IG in d making.....

CFCfan: The Nigerian quartet of Oghene Egwero, Mozavdous Edwards, Mark Jelks and Obinna Metu won the GOLD in 38.80 seconds.

The Ghanaians took the silver with a time of 39.28 seconds, whilst the Algerians took the bronze in 39.89 seconds.

Nigeria have now won 5 GOLD medals.

6 gold medals.....on top of the medal table.

dotun4real: Business wriitn skill test is all about english language,ranging from puntuation mark,letter writtin,essay writtin and all dos stuff all for 2:30mins
Hope av updated shuddi and co

Is the biz writn skill afta d interview?

I was bursted..... A company I sent my CV to forwarded it to a recruiting agent for screening and I ave already submited one with tthe recruiting firm. So I was called up..thinking it was d recruiting firm, I went with my real Age. During the interview, was asked to present my CV I did.. Aou old r u? Said my real Age..he looked at..wat age did u start Primary school I answered....he looked at me... He showed me the Age the company I sent mai reduced age sent to dem... I no fit enta chair.... I jst begged say na d situation of the country. E no funny ooooooooo

Good people Great nation........... I hope we overcome our problems soon.