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Christianity Etc › Re: What If Mary the Mother of Jesus Was A Prostitute? by WavesDontDie(op): 9:36am On Jan 09, 2017

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Understanding The Bible Important? by WavesDontDie: 7:11am On Oct 09, 2016

LMAyedun:
Certainly, the people that really understand the Bible don't believe in god but in God almight

It's okay to live in fantasy, indulge yourself.

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Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Mr Nairaland 2016 (fynestboi) by WavesDontDie: 7:05am On Oct 09, 2016

We still remember how you rigged the election...RUBBISH

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Understanding The Bible Important? by WavesDontDie: 7:02am On Oct 09, 2016

Op be real careful what you wish for...The people that really understand the Bible don't believe in god.

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Christianity Etc › What If Mary the Mother of Jesus Was A Prostitute? by WavesDontDie(op): 6:33am On Oct 09, 2016

I said baby what if you was clubbin'
Thuggin', hustlin' before you met your husband?
Then I said, "What if Mary was in the club
When she met Joseph around hella thugs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsA84bXrBZw

It's an interesting perspective, If she was a prostitute, she probably got a few tricks up her ~~sleeve~~ skirt to fool Joseph(Animal Fat and blood perhaps?).

It's common sense, sperm does not travel by itself...Another Nigga got into that pvssy first...Joseph is a lame ass Nigga...he got catfished real bad.

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Romance › Re: How A Joke Ruin My 2days Relationship With Her(pic) by WavesDontDie: 6:14am On Oct 09, 2016

I am fvcking pissed I strained my eyes to read this bullshìt.

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Romance › Re: Boss Asked Me To Call Him But I Didn't And Now He's Mistreating Me? by WavesDontDie: 4:16am On Oct 09, 2016

It's been a while mamagee...If only Matthew visited your state.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by WavesDontDie: 1:15am On Oct 09, 2016

Spy360:
Chidexx007 and Elrony laughing at each others dry stupid jokes.

Ndi apari...

Very Very dry jokes truth be told but then again, Assnal is a dry club with a dryer thread so you can only expect dry jokes.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by WavesDontDie: 7:32pm On Oct 08, 2016

Y'all chill on Elampìro's boyfriend, I think he should seal his legacy at Man Utd albeit from the bench or stands...He's a legend and I hope he breaks Sir Bobby's record.

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by WavesDontDie: 7:30pm On Oct 08, 2016

armyofone:
I shudder at the thought of groping women and kissing them with smelling tic tac mouth. .

You are a Heterosexual, it's perfectly understandable if you shudder.

Romance › Re: Househelp Shows How Life Has Changed After Landing Oyinbo Hubby (pics) by WavesDontDie: 7:19pm On Oct 08, 2016

I do not believe in Witchcraft
I do not believe in Juju
I do not believe in Voodoo

Or do I?...The man looks like he's old enough to be her great-grandfather

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by WavesDontDie: 6:46pm On Oct 08, 2016

Lucasbalo:
Junebug, calm down, no one lives on public dough more than you.

Romance › Re: Bride Carries Fiance On Her Back In Prewedding Photos by WavesDontDie: 6:46pm On Oct 08, 2016

HERSLEY:
hmmmmm I don't n can't twerk. I only do full split

Of course you can't twerk because you are a man.

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by WavesDontDie: 5:46pm On Oct 08, 2016

Y'all food stamp collectors can rejoice all you like...Fact is many more states are voting Republican Governors, even if we lose this Election, 2019 would be a whole other story...We the people are tired of the Democrat party's ineptitude.

Romance › Grab Her By The Pvssy by WavesDontDie(op): 4:28pm On Oct 08, 2016

Okay, Republican Nominee Donald Trump recently had a video of him talking about fvcking married women and he said and I quote "Grab her by Pvssy"

Which begs the question, How The Fvck do you grab the pvssy? Shìt must be loose and flabby, in fact, a pvssy you can grab is unlikely to be tight.

So men, how do you grab the pvssy because this shìt don't make no sense.

Yuck.

Nairaland General › Re: Hurricane Mathew: The Hit From The Caribbean, To The United States In Photos. by WavesDontDie: 4:17pm On Oct 08, 2016

Explorers:
Not everywhere, it's moving upwards now to Carolina. I heard in a forecast that the storm is coming back to florida by tomorrow evening or Monday.

Its really terrible in the Caribbean, over 800 dead and hundreds of houses/streets destroyed.

The hurricane is not that strong in the US.

Yeah, but the Carribeans is a shìthole with a lot of shacks and shanties...The Hurricane is coming back to FL but much weaker and it's unlikely to go past the coast.

It was a live update so things could have gotten worse.

Romance › Re: Bride Carries Fiance On Her Back In Prewedding Photos by WavesDontDie: 4:14pm On Oct 08, 2016

HERSLEY:
dry jokes... Stop popping cough syrup n promethazine

It's not your fault, When all you use your brain for is twerking...SMH.

Romance › Re: Illegally banned innocent NL member... Come o. Na ur place be dis by WavesDontDie: 9:33am On Oct 08, 2016

He's jealous of me...ain't gotta say no'mo

Nairaland General › Re: Hurricane Mathew: The Hit From The Caribbean, To The United States In Photos. by WavesDontDie: 9:26am On Oct 08, 2016

As of 4:25 am east coast time live...Hurricane Matthew has dropped to a category 2 ...What a relief.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by WavesDontDie: 9:17am On Oct 08, 2016

AdisaOwala:
Nawa oh

You know,

My Grandfather fvcked Hella Bìtches
And He made several riches

All this was because he didn't stick his nose out of reach.

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Celebrities › Re: Comedian I-go-dye Wins UN Award, Dedicates It To Hillary Clinton by WavesDontDie: 9:14am On Oct 08, 2016

Mayflowa:
Which Republican? The one the party members will be denying by dawn. lol. Didn't you just see how lewd he was on camera about sleeping with married women

Men have been chasing married women since creation, it doesn't affect his decision making as POTUS.

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi: "I Am Now Matured To Lead The Super Eagles" by WavesDontDie: 8:46am On Oct 08, 2016

What kind of joke is this? Even Fabregas has uprooted you from your usual bench...Someone toss the armband to a goalie it something.

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Politics › Re: My Incarceration, Failed Presidential Bids Taught Me Lessons –buhari by WavesDontDie: 8:34am On Oct 08, 2016

Buhari is a senseless pedophile.

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Celebrities › Re: Comedian I-go-dye Wins UN Award, Dedicates It To Hillary Clinton by WavesDontDie: 8:19am On Oct 08, 2016

Hilary is a stupid ass lying ass murderer...Fvcking devil's incarnate herself.

Hilary is no peace advocate, Research Benghazi, Fvcking clueless ass Nigerian.

chocolateme:
Don't worry you will be given an opportunity to perform during here swearing in ceremony soon.

The only person getting into the white house is.....a Republican

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Romance › Re: She Love Me...she Is Obessed With Me (story By Jesusboiy) by WavesDontDie: 8:12am On Oct 08, 2016

The Jesus that died for this Nigga, I am 100% sure he's from Aba and never resurrected

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by WavesDontDie: 7:14am On Oct 08, 2016

Bruh how TF do you grab a bìtch by the pvssy, shìt must be flabby loose as hell.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by WavesDontDie: 6:59am On Oct 08, 2016

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

COcaine is a hell of a drug...It makes Sane individuals go full retard.

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Romance › Re: Bride Carries Fiance On Her Back In Prewedding Photos by WavesDontDie: 6:29am On Oct 08, 2016

paschal47:
brother be sensible na. why the hating? just wish them well and leave the thread.

You must be the brother in law.

Anyways na joke I dey yarn. Not everyone is into dark humor I guess.

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