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Ksslib:
Bros wax I dey hail o.

But you know its not normal for a guy to say--- Laughing My Soft Asss out right?

Hahahhahaha,nt SOFT bt SEXY...

Abeg why d camera dey always show me d '3dudes1babe' na? Ab der broda na d cameraman

Reincarnated:
https://33.media.tumblr.com/c03573eb14bffee0f03ef74887dfc0a1/tumblr_nactfw7t1D1sxpnovo2_250.gif

LMSAO

Goitse...ok ohh, ella chaiiii ur make up dohh, alusa well...ur song isn't bad buh ur hair dohhh,reminds me of baby groot...

Mr 265...na wa ohh, Tayo kini eleyi

Esther ohhh...chai

Sabina ohhhm..me no gt ur jokes mbok

ellab:
Assin ehn..everybody dey form rapper.Even d trezaga dude..yikes!

As in ehhhh,with dt jacket.....abeg mk e b say him com wit clothes ohh

Sexylilee...dancin thinz

Dis ghana dude kaycee......

Frankie is cool shaa

okayyy......
watched all d videos i guess nd dis hw i see dem housemates but i wont say dts who dey are 4 now ohhhhh until dey enta d house

Idris: like his person ,kinda guy pple will wana hang out wit..

Alusa: Oh pwwuuuuueeeze * in ma bestie's tone* wetin u wan show us?

lilian aka sexylily: ....hmmmmmm ok ohhh, we r watching u...,waz actually lookin fr d backar dem say u get me no see ohh,well wen u enta d house shaaa

Mr 256: ....Na today...until u enta house first na we go knw...surprise ko nothing new ni

Ella: sexy physique i wont lie, she is fine..nice curves and d bobi set wella ..but she seems lik d bitchy type..if u wana stay long in dt house babe..u don hear dis sayin say if u cook for crowd dem fit chop am finish but if crowd cook for u ,u no fit finish am ohh.....*is nt abt showerin naked

Luis abi na loowee: dude we hv seen enof 6pecs sooooo jst shut up abeg, ask hakeem nd melvin *rolled eyes lik lilian aka sexylili*

Bea : honestly i didnt get her fullname excpt for beatrice right?, she is fine, like her, she might b d mother hen of d house,nd luv her ghana accent wella

Nhlanhla (hop i spelt dt right) : his name shaaaaa,didnt get it too..okay ohh we r waiting

Goitse.....hmmmmmmmm friendly i guess

Sheila: Awwwwwww pretty girl nd she luvs her bum cos its big,didnt see it shaaaa but wil b waiting,nd she said its firm

Mira: *pple say i look lik gabrielle union...hmmmmm maybe small shaaa,facially ohhh nt physique

Kaycee: well...ur married,uhhhh i pray u stay long small

Laveda: Seems lik d bubbly typ jst lik she said bt we go knw wen u enta house shaaa

marky2: No comment

Resa: Okayy she has a bf,hop she maitains dt status shaaa cos na so we dey hear

Sabina: Cute lady(face ohh)

Permithias: No comment....

JJ: No comment

Frankie: Seems lik a nice chap,like his person too nd kinda seem lik d serious type bt hope he wont turn out to b anoda oneal else......

Tayo: Nice smile,he is ok nd said he cnt let hit his gf down hmmmmm ok ohhh we r watching

Sipe: Most prized possession is her hair,Hian! oh chim ohhhh, her make up though

Arthur: ..okay

Trezagah: Hian, dis guy gt me confused...anoda biguesas in d making

Esther: Lmao mbok wetin dey worry dis geh ....

Butterphly:Hmmmmmm

Samantha: Story story storyyyyy,dts all i hv to say......




jeeeeezz na me write all dis...i really get time


But me stil dey wait, sunday don reach

Ksslib: Haha. Even wax sef don provoke.

No worry when he land Naija, my boys go treat im ffuck up.

D guy jst dey vex person, him mata dey tire me...I no wan dey see am sef or any news wey concern dt guy

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Don't be scared. We're just joking. Come on in, you'll love it here.
Meet
Ochon: grandpa Ostrich and the only bald headed guy who has been friend-zoned, brother-zoned and grandfather-zoned by over 5 ladies on this thread.
Reincarnated: the short guy with a heavy boot; he's 5'2.
Ksslib: the gala hawker from Benin.
Forkadict: the Melvin slayer.
Safarigirl: the analyst from Kalakuta republic.
IyawoTM: the only Iyawo in the house - and the mother of Jekyll Harel.
Dre11: Agbgift's unfaithful husby.
Agbgift: our BBA lawyer.
Lertee: Njokusboy's boo.
Pyschedelia: the professional word slayer.
StateOfMind: JovialJov's lover and Psychedelia's
Ellab: the baby of the house.
JovialJov: the lady that sleeps when everyone is awake and vice-versa.
Dominique: our BBA mod, fighting for the rights of my peasants on this thread.
Njokusboy Mr ....? Ksslib, wetin be that name again?
Jekyll: the guy with the best moniker and dual personality; king of all peasants on this thread.
Wildchild1: Ik Osakodua.
AndreRush: the coolest nigga here and the mailinator commander of Tamuno, Ekene & co in BBA The Chase.
Dannyxy: the vaseline boy.
GHKwame: defender of Ghana.
CestMoi1: the Nigerian lady who wishes she's French.
Aida13: Psychedelia's alter-ego.
Russello: our Ghanaian brother.
Chrisbenogor: our Ghanaian brother.
Giiyaz: the repentant troll from BBA the Chase and the lover of backa.
Hiteelong: Jekyll Harel's potential - and yet-to-be approved (she submitted her CV to IyawoTM) - sugar momma.
[b]Waxdude: that dude who loves wax. What the hell did I just type?
[/b]ToyinDipo: StateOfMind's secret lover.
Sholay2011: Dillish Kilishi's online boo.
...and lots more. I don tire to type
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*rolled eyez*

Ksslib: And lastly, this Oneal na wan kain person sha. Ok wetin he wan form sef. I sure say all im followers go be philosophers.
Smdh fo the guy sha.

Dont mind d olodo...alwayz formin NNNNNNANNNNSSENSE......Dis guy ehhh

Ksslib: I no be boss jare. Na u be boss.

You wey dey PH dey flex oyel money. Dey remember your boys o.

Oyel money.... Okay

ochon: Na Jeykllandhyde post that thing. My account has been compromised.

Really!

Ksslib: Wax I see you. How body and enjoyment?

Abeg make una no dey call me me kslib? How I wan take dey see the mentions?

Ok...jst dt I'm used to kslib/lipsy....boss ksslib NOTED

Body dey inside cloth oh nd d enjoyment hide one corner for Phcity

ochon: @ Embolden, here you go again. Don't you ever get tired of playing the victim? If there are things I've learnt about you, it's three facts:
1. you believe YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT and NEVER wrong.
2. Anyone that disagrees with you, is either not knowledgeable enough of the topic of discourse, or a HATER.
3. You loathe criticism, whether constructive or destructive.
You made this kinda statement earlier on when you quoted me on this thread, but I ignored. But let me set things straight this time around. I ask you these questions:
- What makes anyone that criticises Melvin, a HATER?
- Is it that Melvin should never be criticised or what?
You gave the reason as to why you left the thread last year as - people will not respect your opinion because your are Melvin fan. This is totally BS (no offence). Ksslib was a Melvin fan, but he stayed all through and no one called his opinions, nonsense. Dannyxy, Psychedelia, Me, Njokusboy, were all Melvin fan, but we stayed, and our opinions counted. I remember you calling me and Spade "plastic fan of Melvin" because Spade said Melvin was dull, but you're quick to forget the late nights Spade spent creating numerous Emails to vote for Melvin.
Do you think you liked Melvin more than me? Did you sacrifice for Melvin more than me? What makes you more of a Melvin's fan than me? Is it cussing people that have different opinion about Melvin? Is it shoving your opinions of Melvin down people's throat? Or you expect me to start attacking Forkadict and co before I become an IRON fan of Melvin? Gurl, you did nothing for Melvin more than me. Quote me anywhere!!
1. I created 20 accounts just for Melvin. I totally disregarded voting for Beverly.
2. I never bashed Melvin last year. Prove me wrong!!
3. I used my money to vote for Melvin.
4. On final the week of BBA The Chase, I, Ksslib, Psychedelia, JeykllandHyde and co, spent ample time of ours, even in the wee hours of the early morning, to vote Melvin, while you sit around fighting all over NL and Twitter, garnering haters instead of voters for Melvin. Safari, you made people dislike Melvin instead of love him. To you, he's the perfect breed. An angel. A saint. WTF? Even God gets bashed on NL, so who the fùck made Melvin a saint?
you don't like Melvin more than me. You didn't nothing for Melvin more than me, rather you created haters for Melvin. So enough of your trying to make "constructive" critics of Melvin, haters of Melvin.
And stop trying to say you left because people won't value your opinion because you are a melvin fan, that's a bogus lie from the pit of hell. You left because we refused to buy your accusations of Endemol/Biggie without "proofs." Your accusations is akin to people saying Babanginda killed Dele Giwa, but without proofs to show for it. Newsflash, after all the accusations ,Babanginda is alive and kicking. Why? No evidence!! I still remember your words before you left, you said something bitter like this;
" Since you guys won't believe me, let me take my evidence to where people that values the truth will look into it."
Something like that.^^^
I'm not attacking you or beefing you. But It shocks me when you try to make it seem like I'm anti-Melvin. Get that thought out of your head.
You know why I won't be voting this year? Because after all my money spent, time spent and my sleepless nights voting Melvin, he still lost. So stop trying to claim the determinant of a Melvin fan, you ain't in any position whatsoever, to do so. Have fun.

Jeeeeeeeeezzzz Ochon with epistle wen show neva start...
@dannyxy...guy u sef chill
@aida13 chill letd show stat cos I'l b dependin on u for updates...
@kslib boss those pics r hella funny...winnin d 300 dolls wit lips..lmao

IyawoTM: Harel is gbam...awwh ure so sweet...u even remembered his name...
His a big boy now...mouth full of teeth, and in school sharp...
Tnx...

U gan...how u dey?

Awwwwww. Harel all grown,our bba chase baby lookin handsome nd cute...I get wife for him, I'm fine n gud too knw ur good,can see u nd hubby re doin a good job on harel.
Hop u wil be here dis season...how u see. d housemates

forkadict: I see you too bro. Hwdy?

I;m good sir

safarigirl: haba, Chris looked okay. This one is a model' African male models aren't all that good-looking. Tayo is one of the best-looking dudes in this set and he's got style, dazall. But I still want to see them live, they may look different from pictures

dts why I said we should all chill til we see dem for real cos pics dey lie sumtyms

Psychedelia: Wehehell... Greetings, earthlings.

*drops anchor*
*walks into shore*

psychedelia ore mi nwannem nwoke..ke kwanu

StateOfMind: ... E be like say this thread go hot gan this season..see hotshots everywhere and the show hasn't even started.
Reincarnated my dear, I'm good, I bet you've been good too. Please no obsession this time around, you know, the sheilarocks\lilanrocks\leparocks kinda thing
[b]Waxdude, sorry, I don't see som in my mentions, I just went through some pages briefly and saw your S\O. Hiya!
[/b]Tunbebes, hi! I bet You'll enjoy this as much as last year's thread
I think I like this aida chic already, *high five* . Btw, they do ban handles on this forum , easy babe. We don't want your handle banned, cos you sabi narration well well.
Safarigirl, this our tayo is okay, has a funny dentition though. I was actually drooling when I saw the picture posted in here by you till I saw the ones on the frontpage and realised dude is just average. But hey, it has never really been about looks, afterall chris was obesere-look alike , and ola's frame was intimidating but they both did well. We'll see what they all have to offer soon.

issorit...hope ur good.

forkadict: ****Siren blazing--- Paaaapuuuuun paaaapuuun Paaaapuun paaapuuun, weo weo weo weo weo weo weo *****

Fork Addict's aide de camp rushes to open the door to the back seat of Fork addict's Limousine for His Excellency to alight and mark the attendance register for BIG BROTHER SEASON IX- THE HOTSHOT THREAD.

Fork Addict exits the thread.


****Siren blazing--- Paaaapuuuuun paaaapuuun Paaaapuun paaapuuun, weo weo weo weo weo weo weo *****

fork addict...I see u..

Reincarnated: StateOfMind honey (looks at ochon ).. you've already started with Epistle. How are you doing

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OCHON sharap dia... u must watch the show. Bros hafa na, its been too long
Kslib/ ksslib... Lipsy baba!!! I hope say you don dey figure out how we go infiltrate Tamuno?
GHKwame
Safarigirl i hope you don ready your permutation
Dannyxy babaaaa if only THEAMAKA dey here. hafa?
Njokusboy my brother...its been too damn long
Giiyaz the peasant..
AndreRush how fa those mailinator accounts na? You know, the 50,000 accounts wey we open on top Melvin head and the mumu still land at 4th position
J&H and Ella B, could this be love PT 2?
Toyin Dipo and Dre...my boys
Waxdude, IK, malam.... how have u guys been?
All my wives and ex wives and future wives and concubines too numerous to name...you know yourselves i have not forsaken you.
Una no dull this thread cuz just like the last time, na here I go watch this BBA.
*Space booked*

Rein waz up..i'm fine...jst waitn for d housemates to ballin into d crib...den all d hotables,likeables,fineables, wil all become hateables,borables,lameables ...

IyawoTM: Hello my people...missed you all dearly
Well another year and way has come again to kill the boredom of a busy working class lady now Mum in diaspora....*sighs*(but I'm not complaining
9 more days to the program, and yet we already have 28 pages it is well!
Let's go dier....

Yay>>>>Iyawotm don show..hwz harel doing

AndrERush: How's your side? . Just thought I'd drop by and see how things are going over here.

My guy I'm good...

safarigirl: ooh hazel eyes, me likey

hmmmm safarigirl....show neva start yet na...

lertee: Wow,look at you...where have you been? lemme guess,you only comment on anything bigbrother

..uhhhh dunno, sum threads shaaa,lik d food section sumtyms

AndrERush: My people, how una dey? *in 2 baba's voice*

Andre.....u don show..

lertee: I hope he won't pull a melvin on us o,he should be sharp and active..his teeth tho[b][/b]ugh

hey u,wetin u dey do here

safarigirl: lol. Azzin eh, even Richard and Code were married and we know wetin happen. @sophiangel, if you know his babe, tell her to go find another guy if she likes herself cuz as this one dey enter house, na freelance e go do. No time to dull, gf no be wife, he probably has 4 different babes sef

I tire

sophiangel: His name is Tayo faniran
He has a girlfriend and is not willing to cheat on her in the house, lol.
He is a nigerian model based in SA.

If I hear,nd dts exactly wat bimp said I guess

All this housemates nd der pics sef..waiting for dem to get into house dts wen i'll start commentin on der case....

Aida13: I don't blame you. From your profile, I see you mostly frequent Romance, Job and Health sections. Pls go and keep sending out those 1000 CVs with that your HND certificate and leave those of us who can afford free time to enjoy ourselves. It's guys like u who wonder why you remain SINGLE. LAME!!!



I like my job too Gives plenty of time to devote to certain reality shows if I so wish. BIG Brother Africa is an OK show, I barely watch 40 percent, cos I tune in for the right periods. Of course I don't watch them snoring or lazing about. I know the peak times to look in on them lol.



Thanks @dominique! I wish I knew about the BBA forum on this site during the time THE CHASE was airing, I would have had a blast with you guys!!

It's just for a few weeks and we can all go back to reality I definitely think its worth watching. I learned a lot about human nature and relationships. I even began to see the housem8s as my extended family I never met

I wish haters will realize it's a choice. Also, there should be a rule you can only VISIT a thread you don't like, but pls save your negative COMMENTS.

u missed shaaaa on last year thread trust me...,hope dis yr bba will be cool ..., like d way u respond to sum pple here, but one thing is sure pple wil get on ur nerves nd I beleiv u can handle dem wellaaa