₦airaland Forum

fergie001:
No 1, I am not popular
No 2, you take nairaland too seriously, what's it with you guys sef
No 3, you think I will post for likes or without her consent?
I am a mod, neither a headmaster nor best amongst equals

Una dey take this thing too seriously abeg

So, you are actually a mod? I didn't know before now. Make I run go modify my earlier comment.

Sleekfingers:
So make i dey date women wey their chests flat like my own abi?

Wetin you want make I dey suck ? Flat chest? God forbid bad thing .

Lol. Her ass will compensate for her small boobs. You fit manage that one. On a serious note, her boobs ain't bad na. Wetin you dey find again?

The reason she broke up with him is because he is a yahoo boy.

luminouz:
Gbenulo jor....

Na to comment mumuishly you know...

If I see you utter pim on NL, I go deal with you.

Fishlips

I can see you have fallen in love with me. Why didn't you tell me this before?

Sleekfingers:
Goods wey don expire. Who will date a breastless woman?

Real men date women and not breast.

Zonefree:
Go to any vegetable market close to you, meet the sellers, advertise your products and collect their contacts. Call them a day before harvest and supply to them, after two days, go and collect your money.

So apt. The question is, do you practice what you preach?

Nigerians don't have sense. It is always about what they will get today.

luminouz:
I am so dūmb sha

I couldn't scream? But I know how to lick lollipop shamelessly

No wonder.

ScotHarvath:
Sex is another issue, I always have to beg for it and when I raised the issue in anger she said I can be going to get it from other girls.

I really don’t think most Nigerian girls deserve or want a cool headed man. They will show you shege.

Thinking back and seeing only the things I did I can only can myself a fool. Helping with the chores, helping with the kids, revealing everything about my finances to her, standing up to her family for once admonishing her, spending too much time with her and trying to make her my everything.


Friends have taught me a lot in this life which I why I chose to avoid friends and focus on my wife and family but this woman is making those same guys I abandoned for her call me a fool.


If there’s an altercation, she turns on off the TV and sound system so the neighbors can hear everything.


Is it wrong to be a good man and want your wife to be your best friend.

If this marriage finally fails, the next woman I will date will see another version of me

So, should we shower encomiums on you for doing the right thing? Are you not supposed to be helping her out or did you marry a slave?

ICTspecialist:
that guy na mod he go ban you

Mod kwa...

Stop marketing your sister.

patwilly:
It is unfortunate what this country has turned to. How are people surviving? I'll add that two of the tomatoes are Jara added after much complaints.

If two were added as jara, that means you got one for 500# each. Did you have to buy it if you were not satisfied with the price?

Loud am.

Melonsmasher:
Yes and he actually raped her before blowing off her head at a close range. He didn't smash her head on the wall he shot her in the head, would have posted a screenshot here but damn it's too gory.

I wish he'd be caught and brought to me make I show am iller manner of melon smashing. This one no deserve jail at all

Na wao! This is serious. I just read that he removed her brain.

[quote author=MartinCorridon post=130424500][/quote]Gbatimo....

zebszebs:
I am the wild ani*mal who says there is no taboo in sleeping with a married woman.

May I not see the end of this year if you reply me.

Me replying this comment is an agreement with the above prayer.

As proclaimed by the mentally retarded being, so shall it be.

luminouz:
You and your mumu stories sha!!! You witnessed it and did nothing? Means you are also heartless!!! So stfu!!!😡

If you don't shut it, dog will bite you this week!

Oloriburiku, how was a little kid supposed to do shit?

DONSMITH123:
By their fruit.

Alaye.

Pears is a seasonal fruit and has always been expensive especially at the beginning of the season. With time, those pears will go for around 200#.

Oloki:
I think the fish is 1k for the two.

@op

It is no longer funny. Wanting to cook beans and corn yesterday, only to be told derica of sweet beans is 1,800k. I shock no be small. What do I do, since I can't eat the money I need to buy it like that.

I was like, God when? The suffering and hyperinflation is killing everybody.

Did you grind the corn or was it prepared like that?

[quote author=MartinCorridon post=130424500][/quote]Agbaya.

[quote author=MartinCorridon post=130424500][/quote]Nut case.

MartinCorridon:
Yeah. That explains your obsession about me when I am unaware of your pitiful existence

Alaye, go and get a life or poverty and sex will finish you.

The first time I witnessed something like this was light years ago. A neighborhood slay queen gave birth and killed the baby. She used stones and sticks. It was gory! Police arrested her, but she was released almost immediately.

Fast forward to a couple of years later, a man in the neighborhood married her and she continued to live her best life. This got me thinking... People trivialise infanticide. Most people don't consider it a big deal when new born babies are killed.

It would have been better if she had abandoned the baby. Why kill the innocent soul in the most dreadful manner by throwing it down a storey building? Some people are just heartless.

MartinCorridon:
She dey the 99%. Cry louder . Love the salty tears.

I'm on my yacht sipping wine. You are busy servicing your mom and other oloshos. Who should be crying tears? Oloriburuku...

Emma1Oj:
Is the way u pple just come to a faceless forum and open your mouth waaaaa and talk trash baffle me.

Since you understand agriculture so well put her through.

Lol. Many people reason like you too. By the time poverty is through with her, she will learn to think outside the box. Same goes for you.