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And this is supposed to be an achievement for some dick heads on Nairaland. An 80 year old man birthing kids is what the nut cases above me are celebrating.

How much longer will he live to celebrate that kid? 10, 12 years....then what happens next? Why purposely deprive a child the chance of experiencing great parenting from both parents just because you want to prove a point?

Given the fact that the kid in that pic doesn't look normal is also prove that an old sperm is no good for child bearing.

This isn't his first time of killing. He is an armed robber studying in the university.

Love800:
Bread and biscuit na the same to u?

Have u thought about the time spent in producing bread compare to biscuits?

Did I mention in the post that they were the same? Have you produced either bread or biscuits before to know the time used? Both of them have a similar way of production and the time spent cannot be the reason why biscuits are cheaper.

I was expecting a smart response and not your aggressive comment. And now it just dawned on me that the most significant reason is because biscuits have a longer life span compared to bread which is perishable. I just didn't think about it before.

Let us just sell this country and share the money. Nigeria belongs to certain people, while the rest are just spectators.

There is something I'm trying to understand, while the cost of bread has skyrocketed, the price of biscuits still remains the same. There are biscuits that still go for as low as #20. If bread and biscuits use almost the same ingredients, then why is the price of bread on a steady increase?

Hmnn...So his parents are even still alive and kicking.

This thread got me laughing so hard. Jeromestarks, the preacher of female virginity turns out to be a low budget dude dating his type. I'm sure he used firewood to prepare the meal.

I thought the kids were older.

The 'three others' don't have an identity or what? The man was stupendously rich with the bulk of his wealth coming from shady deals. Unfortunately, he didn't even live to see his 60th birthday.

All the wealth he amassed will be enjoyed by 'others'. I'm certain that if a very poor man had asked him for just 50K prior to his death, he would have turned him down.

I also think that individuals shouldn't be allowed to own banks solely. How can millions of people entrust their money into the hands of a 'few individuals'? Like seriously?

franchasofficia:
Wigwe is a Pastor at Redeem, it is normal for a Pastor to use the opportunity of a burial to preach the word of God and make people see the need to embrace Christ, there is nothing cryptic or premonition about his message, make una rest

If this is true, then it seems these pentecostal churches appoint pastors like the FG appoint ministers, and they give it to the most highly connected.

Some FG workers don't depend on salaries and are not feeling the heat. If in doubt, ask those that work in CBN, NNPC, FIRS, Mintingand other juicy parastatals. Nigeria belong to certain people, while the rest are spectators.

OmoFiditi:
Amokachi just open mouth waaaaaah! I was so embarrassed on his behalf.

Might be the last time he would run a commentary.

I don't understand. Is Daniel Amokachi running commentary for the match?

Shea butter reminds me of solidified animal fat which some people use for frying but it doesn't taste nice.

I had never really thought about using shea butter for frying because I didn't even think it was edible. Now that I know it is, it can't be a first choice because it wouldn't taste so nice plus it is very expensive now.

mariahAngel:
Does this look like the face of someone who cares? 🙄

Wetin u dey yearn? He's got sexy eyes na.

Think9ja:
Rubbish!

None of these will work.
If you like bring all the past US presidents to come and lead this country, it still will not work as long as we operate under this construction and structure

People think that Nigeria's problem is the president. No. Nigeria's problem is how the country is structured.

If Nigeria is ever going to make progress, there needs to be a real restructuring of how the system works, starting from the rubbish constitution we are using.

Is Tinubu responsible for all the weak institutions we have all over the country? Nigeria died in 1967 and since then, we've just been deceiving ourselves. Reason why the previous administration is always better than the current one. It just keeps getting worse.

That is the reason why when that goat started talking rubbish that a new Nigeria was possible, I started campaigning against him immediately.

At least, Atiku admitted there's a problem with the governing structure of Nigeria. Not like he will do any better but at least he admitted there's a problem there.

Nigeria don die, know this and reduce your expectations.

You made sense. But they will never change the constitution because it is beneficial to the rulling class and the elites.

I expect the masses to have protested a complete change in the constitution, but no one is talking about it. Nigeria should be removed from the world map asap. The country is dead.

Mcheww... Nigerians are supposedly one of the most learned in the world. They appoint Harvard graduates, graduates of London school of Economics as Ministers and head of parastatals...etc. But in the end, these moroons can't formulate and implement policies that can fix one slice of the economy.

Even the present President of world bank and African development bank are two daft people who rode on their useless certificates to get key positions in the Nigerian government but their impact were never felt. Nigeria will soon go into extinction.

Dumelo, we don't need your support.

VeryWickedMan:
Hahahahaha
Another bloody simp!!

I didn't even bother reading the sermon.
All simps must die.

Who stole your signature meme?

Why are all the commenters above me in support of the lady's ex boyfriend? I can only imagine how you treat your partners.

We don't need them.

Meteng:
Is it normal for an SA or PA to refuse to follow hi oga through whatever means of transportation the oga deems fit?

This is the question I was expecting a smart person to ask.

Na wao!

luminouz:
*sighs*

Another Simp

You left my house and still took my daughters? You dey mãd? I would have moved heaven and earth to get my kids back.

RIP to the daughter!!

Na you born dem? You dey mad?

shox:
this thing dey pain you.

Guy, when last you see crayfish chop.
2019 I guess?

Use your punctuation buy fuel at 200/liter
Illiterate interloper 😀

Nkinta.

shox:
This thing pain me no be small.

Next time, I will try to use my brain. I know I may have next to nothing upstairs due to my genetic stupidity,
but at least I will pretend to have a functioning brain.
I am an Illiterate interloper.

Thank me that I helped to edit the gibberish you initially wrote. You are literate but can't even punctuate. Oloriburuku.....

immortalcrown:
You see and meet Rev. Sisters in public places. How many Nuns have you seen or met?

I see. Now I know the difference. Thanks!

arlomah:
The second person isn’t Lizzy. It’s that of the woman who filed petition against Lizzy’s husband.

Oh! I get it.

Jokerman:
They are much in Lagos.

You'd see their wives struggling and struggling to make ends meet...

Yet these same men will be chasing other women around with their 1 kobo..

It's a sad situation

Chai! You get sweet bad mouth. One bottle of customized wine for you.

immortalcrown:
No be like this.

Most of those who wanted to be couldn't. Most of those who didn't intend became.

It is easier to be a Rev. Sister or Rev. Father than to be a Nun

What's the difference between a nun and a Rev. Sister biko?

Ayam not understanding that last picture. Is that Lizzy Anjorin? If she is the one, then 'odikwa serious' because that's not the face I usually see in pictures posted on Nairaland.

On a serious note, you guys are making some people popular. I didn't even know her but Nairaland made her popular.