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[quote author=DyshApp post=135126156][/quote]but if na NED nko?

why 22 yrs dey FIND LOVE , and SPEND that MUCH on LOVE, those at 40s nko wey be bachelors?

if NETWORK no GLTCH BEFOR, werin they dem UPSTAIRS? their brains are so GLITCHING nowadays

na THUNDERBOLT.. e dey CROW like Chicken!


e fit be another kokumo in the industry! trust no one with FAME HUNGER

POLICE raid, UNKNOWN GUNMEN raids tooo, we CIVILIANS can only RAID MOSQUITOES with "RAID POWER" insecticides

omo eko, oju e wa loke, je ko wa ile


"He welcomed me, and I became his child. I learnt good characters and ideals from him." could the BOLD STATEMENT be true?

This man Get .... he full him Body , ajeeh!

Ykc2:
but don't be angry does Fuji garbage have any meaning ? So Fuji music genre is just ordinary Garbage 🗑?

ur answer is in ur Question already.

Supers:
A
This development follows a stern warning from Terry Apala to controversial critic, VeryDarkMan, urging him to take down a defamatory video.

Earlier, Verydarkman claimed Terry Apala, and DJ Tunez, a close associate of Nigerian singer, Wizkid, were arraigned by EFCC for Naira multitation and released after paying a certain dollar amount.

https://supers.ng/terry-apala-remanded-in-custody-over-alleged-naira-mutilation/

but he GAVE VDM 48HOURS but him no LAST 24. who PROMISE person LEGAL ACTION don dey LEGAL BATTLE!
#LESSON: dont promise anyone "NO TOMORROW" , dem fit wake make u no WAKE

shadrach77:
So the guy no be even yoruba judging from his surname

Anyone BORE an RAISED in SW can PERFORM!
#the guy na ADVERBIAL; FUNCTIONAL in any arrangement.

good one, u asking why not PAUL?

google am!

Glimpsetv:
A Nigerian female soldier has called out a civilian prankster and content creator who poured water on her while she was in uniform, all in the name of a prank. According to the soldier, she seized the prankster’s phone at the scene, but the female content creator still went ahead and posted the video online.

She revealed that it was her colleagues who woke her up with calls in the morning, sending her the now-viral video. That was when she realized the prankster must have used a second phone to film the incident and uploaded it despite her phone being seized.

Reacting to the situation and showing the part of the video where the prankster poured water on her, the soldier said, “I’m waiting for her to come and collect this phone. I’ll teach her how to prank. These Nigerian pranksters need to learn a lot. Since they don’t know how to respect people, they will learn...”

The video has sparked mixed reactions online. While many condemned the prankster’s actions, others are eagerly watching to see if she will dare to retrieve the phone from the soldier.

Watch the viral video and share your thoughts in the comments.
Cc: nlfpmod


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQoIpB675lk

soja sef no get level again, werin she take diff from the girl?

they both carry camera, ring light and chasing CLOUTS

DarkJeddi:
And you had to quote all that to post this?

i CUT my QOUTE according to it SIZE ni, no VEX

NORMAL
na NON AVAILABILITY of JOB dey make MEN discover ability of TALENT. and now as boys ee money for FB, dem kuku ma wan boycot DEGREE, but las las SCHOOL no be SCAM ooo, na OPPORTUNITY DOOR ticket e bee

mtec2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgCLnqm4z-w

where the LEAKAGE hole, GLUE dey oo

AGENTS nko

helinues:
Intact with factional group.

You are high on cheap kolos

@bolded; petroleum FUME i guess

o ti lo bayen

blamingthedevil:
LAMATA Goes Wood: Innovative Solution to Drain Manhole Cover Theft

LAMATA Goes Wood: Innovative Solution to Drain Manhole Cover Theft

The Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority (LAMATA) is implementing a clever and cost-effective solution to the persistent problem of metal manhole cover theft at BRT laybys across the state.

In this… pic.twitter.com/90TVDIR2rH

— Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority LAMATA (@Lamataonline) April 24, 2025

e shock AM?

if AAA no do POLITICAL RETIREMENT by 2027, dem go change am for am to POLITICAL BURIAL for am, e go kpai like TIGER AAA ba3

same ORUBEBE from PDP that year?


I insist POLITICIANS no get IOTA of SHAME, dem no get HEAVEN likewise LEVEL... despite say e no wan allow dem count VOTE that year for BUBU, na e come dey with BALLOT now abi?



EEEHNN BUT, nawa oo, u PEOPLE SEF no dey FORGO MATTER

WHATSAPP don turn CASH APP for Govt

are they all ONE now

ednut1:
They would rather leave Nigeria than pay. So who loses?

bruv, if u na BUSINESSMAN, u no fit own BRANCHES oooo, na just under one tree branch for JUCTION ur KIOSK go dey run. so because of tansho MONEY to the COMPANY, dem go LEAVE mainstream MARKET?
u think na PEANUT dem dey see for NIGERIA?
come to LONDON and see FACEBOOK HQ in kingcross , where BILLION is made daily... they have up to 2k people in the whole plaza, it takes 90mins to eradicate dem incase of FIRE INCIDENTS/ALARM but they LOSE MILLIONS per HOUR in such incidents

appleous:
You write like an illiterate

BUT fortunately i'm in a position to GIVE EDUCATION for FREE to UR GENERATIONS to COME. another LESSON of LIFE~#REBORN AWOLOWO

lolz, lez goo

tueeehh!

KPI
well VDM don replace FG bayi o

hian! go ask TIWA, na u go TIRE sha!

iya won

ShitHead:
This madam still dey roll out dumb songs?

she fit WISE again pass this?

wen are dey CREATING MORE JOBS for GRADUATES?

u NICE na e you dey CUFF them for NECK?

nairalanda1:
In a country with good governance

1..he would be arrested for resisting arrest.

2. Points would be taken off his licence

3. He would be subject to drug test

Keep in mind that people who jump traffic light often cause serious accidents . I have seen it.



Nigerians really don't want good governance.

same her.... u go see THEM at UR DOOR.. or receive PCN, my wife chow TWO last month £65 each

HMMMM! BLOWS HOT? TRUMPET should blow sounds and not AIR
e be like say UKRAIN PRESIDO don concur... TRUMP blow am that interview like TATA....

na COST of BN OBIDIENT, so dem sef no EXPENSIVE after allll, 5k Vs 20k.... well most of them are LITERATE illeterates
dem no fit dey same PAY SCALE with Traders

PAY DAY!
na jus LANE DIVERT e put HER na, not that DEEP, only channeled her to LINK EXPRESS, since she was tired of the old REMOTE ROUTE...

egungun be CAREFUL OOO

LADY GAGA?

Zonefree:
After the celebrations, one chamber will employ her and start to pay her 50k every month.

as a FE candidate, she go see MORE, na men come world of HUSTLE, she; if she no see available helpers, her clients go turn CLIENTS