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I stay at Abuja just call me 08 094 3219 66

Baby you too fine anytime I see you nna Gbaka

I need some shoes to be made for me, if you can let's strike a deal. Call me 234809 432 1966

chocolateme:
Please don't insult me here because its joke section and everything is allowed.. tell me you are not feeling bored right now.. i just don't know what to do so i decided to kill a snake on my own since no one has killed any snake on Nairaland since five days now. Please if you have nothing to say, just look and pass.. i don't know what i am thinking right now..

go to Google Search for #abstract jokes nairaland

Can you post pictures of colors and style of yt shirts you have, so we'll discuss price then I pay and gave them. Send me an email

Not branding, but producing t shirts of all kinds and colors

April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.

At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.

Happy April Fool in advance!
Note:0 it's u that will sell purewater

If you can manufacture t shirts contact me. 08094 321966

Pls how do I withdraw at parallel market rate

i was just trying to think out a way and some ideas are poping in.

1) i got an exchanger who has a paypal account and a relation outside, who helps him withdraw and send dollars through western union. 280/$.

got some other real ideas but first, lets make it a collective effort to get the maximium black market rate. crack your heads and lets pull this one out.

funmo:
Dude! I won't make your ego rise, but you got stuff.
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Great vocals. Great delivery.... keep doing you! you got it in you! all the best.

p's : don't start to quote and mention me upandan o o! I go vex change my mind talk say you wack

boss!!

Why are this people making me regret not being in jail. If i was in southafrica i will take him to one side and make his dimiss quick!! No noise, cry or struggle for life. Real quick!!! Always fooling themselves with magic. Pray your members out and stop magic fooling.

kentochi:
can i chat with you one on 1.
pls.

its okay.

MathsChic:
That's okay. I'm easing out. It's always just out of place when we are quick to blame these guys for something they aren't doing

i know they are nice but youll agree with me not all are nice. i once played an online game clash of kings. i met with most of them . i was king of #70 over 5 was rich and sent me cash and gifts and all that. helped buy gold for the game e.t.c. but these fiverr guys were rude. they never warned me. my main account i am a top seller if i get issues they notify me and warn me how i could lose my rank(thats on a uk ip) but this one was not good at all. how good do you feel when you dint do something but you dont get heard and you get penalized. thats just it here. i understand you though.

MathsChic:
So they see your skin right from your flag? That's just genius! Does it occur to you "white men" live in Nigeria?

its cool i get your point. i just wanted to talk. whatsup? ease out.

MathsChic:
Must ever unfavourable action taken against Nigerians be racist? It's racist simply because of your IP? Even though they couldn't see the color of your skin through your computer screen? Nigerians...

should i post the chat and you see how rude they were? by the way your flag is beside your profile pics thats how they know. thats how they see my skin. no worry bombarding me its over just a test.

banmee:
It's not just this. It is a pattern in Nigeria. Stupidity reigns supreme. You guys believe anything under the sun. "i will give everyone 5k", "I will build sky scrapers on the moon" etc and you don't bother to ask logical questions. Na wah for una.

yea your act now is fun. hihihi stay to your opinion!! trust me its hardly needed. thanks.

1)i had to test my strategies far from my main account. but i was on a nigerian ip.

2) someone ordered a custom gig of $300, after delivery he was complaining about ill shits that its not exactly what he wants. then fiverr goes a head and blocks the account no warning. i contacted them but they said the dont want incompetent sellers , as it would spoil their name. lol.

4)i think that was a racist act. so i tried same strategies on a usa ip on a new account febuary and i just started picking up great sales as usual over 5sales a day from the test account with %40 of all orders custom.

5) pick out what works for you. i pray god bless you all and your endeavors in making money on fiverr my main account is selling hard on fun and bizzare category. we all run into condensed niche like video ,article writing, logo designing e.t.c. forgetting white are light hearts looking for fun anywhere they can get it. i capitalized on that and is soaring unchallenged.
#go think.

point= always be on usa ip, you'll get no bullshit

banmee:
And gullible Nigerians will swallow this. Most don't know that stars often rent their bling.

stop hating oh! renting no cheap and he is a liv4ing witness. and he dint beg you to belive just move on.

ijeezlux:
I know Lagos is the hub of programming in Nigeria.... being a programmer in delta is like just ostracizing yourself from the rest of the world...so I just want to find out if there are still programmer in delta, may be we could meet and get to share ideas together. thanks... reach me with 08036407597

hey I'm still learning I stay at asaba!!

sunkoye:
Kemi should just hold firm any nearest live wire already...

who be dis kemi?

Back up

ACT OF ABSTRCT JoKE.

Abstract joke are joke that are not funny but are funny . and most joy derived are from Ill expression from people. I need more followers that will push the path to the unbelievers of abstract joke to realities.
Note
Then the joke happened:this brings about irrelevant description on any topic of your choice. E.g Topic: I must die if you don't laugh, description.. I saw two white men, the jumped I came we saw Lols I'm dead.

You can get more creative individually!!!!! The sky is never a limit nor a stepping stone . its just light above you see above the sky.

Author: Joshua david chinwe odo badest(odogwu)

Bored no where to spend cash!! How does it concern you. Bring me in!!! how?

Check out this joke is a block buster

Tinydick:
D Op #wealthpreach is a dwarf....


All dis js3 boys for nl sef.... Go read ur book Mr op

lol this killed me, im self made need to take the pressure off.

Yes a dwarf with box head four corner. Then the joke happened abstract joke lord. Iresistible? I know!! Pls if you are dwarf I want to honestly know ......
1) does your head heavy you? Like you feel a load is on your neck?
2) do you feel like commiting suicide? (I once led a dwarf friend to Christ , I showed him the way, I set him free, I let him on how to end it all real quick without much noise.

My prayer to all readers is for all to give birth to dwarf: don't worry it'll give you new attitude to life. You'll love it especially baby dwarfs with box heads. I love dwarfs!!!


If you laugh you born semi dwarf at least two, if you don't laugh all your kid will have square heads both the tall and dwarfy ones.



Two white men sitting on the wall one named peter one named bros. I jumped I don't fall but moves . that's the outer okay good. Then a bond Kk. #abstract