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Kanwulia: Hmmmmm!

Na so PEDO-Philia dey take start!

I don't feel comfortable with this kind of gesture.

Good luck to them sha-sha!

Are yu daft?
Thats his daughter for God's sake.
Niggers b using words they dont understand, mtchew

Space for sale if this makes FP

*stretches neck*
Una don born again?
Atutupoyoyo!

Wat?
This is no news na, this happens in ma hometown on a daily basis with no injuries sustained

Nice, u try op
I realy love artworks esp drwngs about places and abstract ideas,
Btw op who is d 3rd porsin?

Mods abeg mov this to FP.
so dat I cant breath fresh air wen playin masterleague on my bed

Even if you drink bullet with alomo,small stout and viagra you wouldnt still Bleep dat long, weytin? Abi na food?

Dem don deliver am naa,for synagogue,
Pictures or its a big phat smelling, nonsense, kantakerous, acrimonious, maembaepaic lie

farem: IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT YOU ARE REVELING IN STUPIDITY. IYABO HAS COME ON A STATION 'PARAMOUNT FM' LIVE TO DEBUNK THIS YOUR 'CELEBRATION!
I AM SORRY TO CUT SHORT THIS YOUR BASELESS 'CELEBRATION'

*in oga@d tops voice* thats al

mayowaak: . If that is how Ijaw people insult their father,

bia, Iyabo, if I slap that ur obasanjo lookin face,

Post d pix or its a big phat smelling, nonsense, cantankerous, acrimonious, maembaepaic lie

This should be in NYSC camp, dats how they pile dem up,saw it wen I tried to 'robinhood' more bread for my roommates
if this is also done in bakeries, den i wud probably be dieing in d next 5hrs cos I had a very soft agege with hot tea dis morning. Nairalanders oya pray for my stomach
*modified*
Just so you knw, I didnt die.
Praaise thy rod....

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I dont knoww, it worries me too, during my time in orientation camp, a chic was alover me, hugging and sittin on my thighs at every given chance,One time she was sittin on my thighs in camp and she asked y am always quite, i said its just my nature, she noticed I wasnt lookin at her when I said it, so she came realy close like she wanna wisper somthin in my ears, she told me to look her in the eyes, awkward moment for me cos I couldnt maintain a stare for more than 3secs, I felt dissapointed in ma sef, she understood my kind of person,Need I say she tore me apart dat night.Anyways, before I met her I have also met many other ladies, they al make the first move..and thats how its been till now,xcept I have no feelings for the girl, then I can easily tel ha watever I wanna tel ha, buh if I really like her, its always difficult, so I wait for d female to make the fitst move, which works most of the time, d only people it doesnt apply to are shy girls, i lost 2 to the wind cos i was shy and she was also shy to approach,I feel so ashamed, guess gudlooks comes wit dat problem of shyness for most guys

God pls dont let longthroat destroy my destiny IJN,
This is d part where victor ikpeba looks at the longthroat father and tells him, "i told you so"

Dyla: Hahahahahaha, very funny. Using prophets and messengers from the Holy Bible has turned into a practical joke. I'm really sorry for you.

after laffing @ d joke abi?

al dis small children, smh

O gawd, she is so fucking hot, d last pic got my dick at an attention, my dick was thinkin she was asking him for canine Bleep

arms90: guy no day use God anyhw so pls b warn

bros I was careful na,i used a small 'g'

amichaelz: Na don tlk yab finish
the games i love so much back den
our grand mother like to wear skirt, she dont knw wht she cn do, our time nw is six o'clock. Are we ready to brush our teeth? Are we ready to comb our hair? Stupid Stupid stupid like satan..lolz wz fun back den shaaaaa!

Yeaah, I feeel so old and I hate it,
I also love suwe back then, I always win a room and parlour

FNG3: itire and ikate are both inside surulere.i grew up at ikate.
i'm guessing you grew up somewhere near lawanson.

Yep, survival of the fittest

Selling moringa seed

Ohahuna: my brother chevron even sent the same message to me

Are they also asking you pay a certain amount of money?

lol I just remembered dis
Conductor slap you, you slap taya run.

ikwoche: You be real pickin. Tear koko

I wish I neva grew, then al I did was eat ,play school,sleep, and play more.
Now ...damn,flavour was so on point with his single "to be a man"

FNG3: did you grow up at surulere,lagos.

dunno, i grew up at itire, close to ijesha, my neighbourhood was really raazz.

gcfr.com:
omg this is funny.! *faints*

*Pours him hot groundnut oil*, oya wake up

dis pishure neva tay?

na wa ooh