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Jezors!

Y d lizard resemble scorpion?

lol, very funny

born_to_be_gr8t: Thank ATMC for that, she tie the thread for head like scarf, she even insult me join...funny tthing is the thread aint even hers

As in enh, dis one pass drinkin paracetamol, she de take injection for another person malaria, na wa ooh.

annawhite: fool 2
Bring ur woozy line on

I resemble small pikin?
Go and play wit ur mates biko,

Dats d gud thing about avin an S, me.. I fall prey very easyily to malaria, since d year 2002 until i confirmed my grnotype to be AA, I was told I had very little resistance to the parasite, so in 2008 I buit for my self an imune system..
I bought myself a mosquito treated net and use it even in a house with no doors and windows, and since 2008 i av neva falling to malaria again
Praaaaaaaaaiiiiiiisssssssseee thy Rod

WTF
bitches and stalkers,
This ATMC Bittchh be stalkin ppl on NL,
Just die biko, else I woze u.

what of bag of beans

A chineese man dat strips and flog his child like an african man is called _______
Ans. African china

This should b d 3rd ghost story I am reading today within 5hrs, on nairaland
Is tuday african halloween?
Anyways lemme go and sleep, dis one isnt as spooked as d one I saw on FP bout a guy hearin voices and footsteps in his room.

Chimaritoponcho: why are nLers opening useless threads these days na ... Must you be heard@ op Shm

1.Cheap smart phones -tecno
2.Free data bundle-mtn 10mb
3.teenagers having easy access to 1 and 2
Thats why

Katier00 :
Ok he will hear, i dnt think he will like the timing too

blike say yu go change ur husby pet name to lewandowski, d guy is good

Big phuuu

I dont know oooo

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#OnlyInNaija

hehehehe..
Nigerians oooh.

Rare-antagonist:
Lma0..Imagine her staring at you when you wake up..

dats immpossible, mountain of fire regional headquaters dey near my house, and we both knw dey like killin things,

40.2billion
God, na like dis we go de dey?
We pray pass oyibo ppl dat yr oh..
C embezzlement here and there...
Nigeria go fit beta again so?

WTF MEHN,
you want tu giv me sleepless nyt?

haywhy28: I don't know you butvi bet u are not so intelligent, how did i justify abortion in my write up? whr r u from? Try to be sensible next time.God will punish u not me

chai c insult,
Bros oya lets b technical, lets say a girl is pregnant for you,halleluyah halleluyah! Dats wat some would scream wen greeted with such news, but no, not you , you would b thinkin #this girl wanna tie me down with marriage#
Buh wen yu where doing the do, you never thought of ha tieing you wit any marriage rope,
You dont want to marry her,,, tel me how will you take responsibility for ur actions,
1.Lettin ha keep d pregnancy and givin birth outa wedlock, is dat not selfishnes
2. Giving her money for abortion(dis am sure u av done b4)

Am cuming.....

Awon oloshi, what hapuned to the super flying colar

Op stop justifying al the abortions you have mandated, God will still purnish you,
#My2Denari

Go_n_Die: REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BE PURNISHED.
1: You posted on the wrong section(not joke section)
2: You were lying.
3: The fvck you posted was dry.
LAST BULLET: I forgive you, go in peace and continue to die long.

*Collects last bullet, puts it in my magnum and shoots OP's hed til his brains splash alover this thread*
Sigh, nonsense!

Hackerjay: Yea,i agree with you...I have created some meaninful topic where members can learn and comment but the topic did not make frontpage.

I think moderators are now collecting bribe for someone's topic to make front page.SMH

Bia bia, dat is not d issue, dont bring ya frontpageless topics here,
OP its tru jare, i saw d rubbish tuday, y would tonto dickehs room and gun b on FP, seun dats bull shiit

chai, I think say na only naija women de do dis kain thing.
scratch dat she is even african, her anscestors must be from nigeria.

Dats ova 400k, damn
Cant you sue?

And y is dis in jokes?

Pastor chris no wan die and im wan go heaven