madness.com:
Ur head too big sotey dem use de shape draw map of nigeria

jajad:

Actually, this was "Are we safe?"
Interesting example of a phrase completely losing its original meaning.

For example, in my time we used to say, "See your tum tum belle like scally wa wa!"
I have NO idea what that means.

agehero13: those days we call it "wording" not yabbing

weazley:
Yeaah, I feeel so old and I hate it,
I also love suwe back then, I always win a room and parlour

weazley: Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngozii
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now

virago: I remember a few


You mess all the fish wey dey river Niger run go river Benue.
With your bend bend prick like blue devil horn.
With your black yansh like cadbury chocolate.
You sew wrapper you put back pocket.
With your robo robo shite like Indian pop corn

Soreza: Wot sort of childish topic is this, ,is it hw far the strike has drawed u guys mentality backward,i cant imagine a business man,or a busy personality sitting down to type'u mess and all this rubbish.jezzzzzzz,am out,b4 i murder person with vex,all i know be say e no go beta for ASUU,see wot he turned our undergraduate to,chaiiiii

arms90: guy no day use God anyhw so pls b warn

jaryeh:

chai! I remember those days when I was in primary 5 and 6. Mehn! Yabbing all day after school,on our way home.

oh! Let me see if I can still remember some...e don tey mehn....

You mess goat lay egg.
You mess harmattan catch eba.
You go wash pant for river all the fish stand up with stick dey shout 'nzobu zobu enyimba enyim'
chai! I don forget finish o.

We used to add stories too,to finish the opponent. We used to add other slangs like....

O o ni fe f'igi ewedu se weight.
O o ni fe kirun lori express.

Oh! Those days when I was a full-time ajepako.

martha: -See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator...
-You shiit here, you shiit here e dey like benden road
lol... itz been long tho... cnt remember much

chiefololade: Not all hausas are muslims
Not all igbos are catholics
Not all muslims are terrorists.
Not all Igbos love money
Not all girls go to Italy for
prostitution.
Not all politicians are corrupt.
Not all Tomboys are lesbians.
Not all Ebiras are aggressive.
Not all kenyans are dark and skinny.
Not all guys from warri are sharp.
Not all girls that dress semi-
nude are sluts.
Not all guys are cheats
Not all girls lie.
Not every successful
celebrity is in the "Illuminati"
Not all rich kids are spoilt
Not all girls have sex to buy their expensive stuffs
NOT EVERY NIGERIAN TEENAGER IS
RUDE!
Someof the girls you danced
with at the club are Virgins.
Some of the girls in your church/Mosque have had sex.
MORAL LESSON
Never use the action of a group of people to Judge an
entire race, country or establishment

Callmebabe: You mess, babangida repeat primary one. You mess two kuli kuli sumersault. Eleti noya noya bii gele omo oloku, onimu gogoro bii bata asewo. Alapa tiirin bii igbale agbepo, elese wogowogo bii ese trailer. Oni idi fun po bii ewa agohin...lolz

Callmebabe: You mess, babangida repeat primary one. You mess two kuli kuli sumersault. Eleti noya noya bii gele omo oloku, onimu gogoro bii bata asewo. Alapa tiirin bii igbale agbepo, elese wogowogo bii ese trailer. Oni idi fun po bii ewa agohin...lolz

Callmebabe: You mess, babangida repeat primary one. You mess two kuli kuli sumersault. Eleti noya noya bii gele omo oloku, onimu gogoro bii bata asewo. Alapa tiirin bii igbale agbepo, elese wogowogo bii ese trailer. Oni idi fun po bii ewa agohin...lolz

Soreza: Wot sort of childish topic is this, ,is it hw far the strike has drawed u guys mentality backward,i cant imagine a business man,or a busy personality sitting down to type'u mess and all this rubbish.jezzzzzzz,am out,b4 i murder person with vex,all i know be say e no go beta for ASUU,see wot he turned our undergraduate to,chaiiiii