₦airaland Forum

them be eiye men, bastard airlords,88 na their day.

A father was reading his favourite magazine and his little daughter every now and then distracted him.
Trying to keep her daughter busy, he tore out one page on which was printed the map of the world. He then tore the page into pieces and asked her to go to her room and put them together to make the map again.
Having done this, the father was now convinced he would read his magazine without any disturbance and also that it would take her daughter the whole day to get it done. But the little one came back within two minutes with the perfect map.
The curious and confused father asked her daughter how she could do it so quickly??
She giggled and said , "Oh… Dad, there is God's face on the other side of the paper, I made His face perfect to get the map right."
Satisfied with the answer , she ran outside to play leaving the father surprised.
Moral of the story: In life there is always the other side to whatever you experience.
When ever we come across a challenge or puzzling situation, look at the other side, you will be surprised to see an easy way to tackle the problem. . . .be blessed.

na them,flat head,upon,sponsors of nnamdi KANU,developers of other people place,while their potopoto land is there,awon developer ko.

the will of d masses can bring down any government no matter how sophisticated it is, congrats to him,naija make una take note o,no more old cargoes come 2019,power must changed hand,secure ur future & that of ur unborn children,let see if them will rigged it, then na revolution go get am then,am already with my shot gun, awaiting 2019,old politicians must go, whether na one term them rule or not,no to PDP,no to APC,no to APDA,we need youth empowerment party.

Dear all, We are going through a recession in Nigeria. This is
the time to help someone out! Things are rough for
a lot of people, even the ones one may think are
rich or doing well. If you can help someone please
do.
This is the time to help your gateman pay his children's school fees. This is the time to give him
some food items. This also goes for your maid, give
her some transport money if she/ he isn't a live-in.
Buy that colleague lunch. He or she is probably not
dieting, they just can't afford it. Give some
colleagues a lift even if to a certain point. Buy your friend petrol for their car and or
generator. He's not walking because he wants to
exercise.
Give that Uncle or Auntie N10k, they're probably in
dire circumstances hence they're ringing off your
phone. Patronise farmers if you can. It's cheaper to get
your goods from them. Eat more greens - they're
cheaper.
Don't go to people's houses expecting to be fed.
It's rude and times are hard. Be thankful if they feed
you, it's not easy for anyone. Give out you and your kids old clothes and shoes
to people who truly need them.
Pay an undergraduate's school fees. Recommend a
good graduate if you know of a job opening. That
may be the only way he or she can feed their
parents and siblings. Let neighbours fetch water from you if you have a
borehole.
Feed a homeless child or person. You never know
who you're helping. That might be the next
Einstein.
Pay someone's hospital bill, it could be life or death. You could literally be saving a life.
We all know how prices have doubled . Some
families may not have food on festival day, feed a
family. Invite them over. People won't tell you what
they're going through so be sensitive and see
through the facade. If you live abroad and can spare some change for
poorer family members please send it, it's no joke.
Folks can barely feed daily.
There are so many little things that can be done,
please search your heart and be creative to come
up with other ways you can give. Folks are hungry, angry and tired. Leave the government, we are the
welfare system in Nigeria.
None of these are compulsory please. It's just a way
to help each other out. Do what you can. If you're
already doing any of these and can afford to, then
well done, if you can do more please do. Keep being kind. We are a very religious lot, this is the
time to practice what we preach and the essence of
every religion - love! The law of giving never ever
fails, believe it or not!
Show love to someone today, tomorrow!
God bless you as you do

wars come & go, but my soldier remains faithful

aro Norseman rest In Valhalla,ur death will be avenged, whoever eat d meat of vulture,must be eaten by vulture, nowino nowino.

aro,rest in Valhalla,were there is no wahala,ur death must be avenged,for one Norseman equal 10000 bastard,aromate SS o, nowino nowino nowino tabu tabu lebisco Odin kebiscontra inamilitus inatrayon.

Christ feed 5,000 people back then,but presently d 5,000 people are feeding our pastors,just my opinion,who is supposed to help each other.

be ur brothers keeper,if na ur gf bring her younger ones,can u speak out,I don't know y blood is no longer thicker than water in Nigeria anymore

she used jazz,it won't work,cause na every month,I dey remain my own against decimal 10.10,only my mom & sister knows my pin,not a stranger after my money.

he go renew his jazz,when he take dey deceived his deluded followers, bastard son of a thousand father.

My Ex sent me a Text saying," baby i miss you so much . Where have you been ? I really miss you . Can i call you please? "
ME: I can't talk now, I'm at a burial.
EX: Oh my God sorry to hear that, who died?
ME: My feelings for you died, IDIOT.

any Edo pussy in d house,am Hot,I will pay.

My Ex sent me a Text saying," baby i miss you so much . Where have you been ? I really miss you . Can i call you please? "
ME: I can't talk now, I'm at a burial.
EX: Oh my God sorry to hear that, who died?
ME: My feelings for you died, IDIOT.

ayes na them be,na them dey misbehave Wella,unlike d kings men,we are kings others are bastard.

happy felebration to all freedom fighters,lobito expecto,abami EDA lives,d struggle continues, victory ascerta.

am d one who posted it,thanks ur comments was comfortable,though her parents are poor,her reason staying with d guy is for her own purposes amenities benefits,I will follow ur advice,cause she's too dear to me, can't bear seeing her in a situation,I can help out & turns my back,early this year January,d hux she lives with her elder sister,they landlord pack they things out,I was driving pass d vicinity & opportune to see it in action,stop at a nearby ATM, called her,give her d rent money to pack their things back inside,she promised to refund but till date, nothing,even bought a phone for her&a gown on her birthday b4 this present one.

kherlly:
Lemme be a lil differ

Most comments above said shes using d op but she doesnt force d money outter you.

Op, if u can help just help for helping sake and if u dont have tell her plainly... We cant turn all ex to enemy imagine a scenario she later make it big in life and help u up too...

If u cant help dont help but if u can do that it willingly and remove other thoughts from your mind or you still wants to sex her thats why u think shez using u.


HELP WITHOUT ASKING/WAITING FOR REWARD

u are a brainwashed fellow,have u experience war b4,if u even attend higher institution,if cult clashes,can u stay comfortably,if Nigeria goes into war,it will affect us all,no African countries will open borders for Nigerians,unless u have loads of money to buy ur way in.

make them leave KANU alone,make he try asked saro wiwa family,d govt of Nigeria will silent him,d un will only write sanction,au,will only debates about it,ICC will tagged it crime against humanity, nothing else,he is just playing with his life,even when Moses liberated d isrealites,he then disturb this much,nor used hate speech,only violent revolutionary uses such language,d lifes of MLK,gandhi&many others who shapes d world, conquer with love speeches not hate,if he wants his struggle to be just,let him quiet d hate speech,cause it tearing d nation apart.

na ayes boys go overboard, alpha marine is a no going area for them,SVC rules d entire state, electric poles to poles,any smally u offend,just try make peace with am,if not if he echo aromateee,I pity u.

Allah Akbar,insha Allah

those Nigerians feeling happy over d new age requirement for political office holders,I laugh in Swahili,take ur time & observed d country present politicians,all of them after sending their wards to Yankee to school,wards are back no work,it time they give way for them,by super imposing them on d masses, after all REMI tinubu is there,their father rule us,they will do same, democracy is dead in Nigeria,what we have is monarchy, hereditary, nothing more,a law would have been past to barred persons whose parents have tasted power not to contest & watched if those polithiefians won't changed their mouth.

those Nigerians feeling happy over d new age requirement for political office holders,I laugh in Swahili,take ur time & observed d country present politicians,all of them after sending their wards to Yankee to school,wards are back no work,it time they give way for them,by super imposing them on d masses, after all REMI tinubu is there,their father rule us,they will do same, democracy is dead in Nigeria,what we have is monarchy, hereditary, nothing more,a law would have been past to barred persons whose parents have tasted power not to contest & watched if those polithiefians won't changed their mouth.

those Nigerians feeling happy over d new age requirement for political office holders,I laugh in Swahili,take ur time & observed d country present politicians,all of them after sending their wards to Yankee to school,wards are back no work,it time they give way for them,by super imposing them on d masses, after all REMI tinubu is there,their father rule us,they will do same, democracy is dead in Nigeria,what we have is monarchy, hereditary, nothing more,a law would have been past to barred persons whose parents have tasted power not to contest & watched if those polithiefians won't changed their mouth.

those Nigerians feeling happy over d new age requirement for political office holders,I laugh in Swahili,take ur time & observed d country present politicians,all of them after sending their wards to Yankee to school,wards are back no work,it time they give way for them,by super imposing them on d masses, after all REMI tinubu is there,their father rule us,they will do same, democracy is dead in Nigeria,what we have is monarchy, hereditary, nothing more,a law would have been past to barred persons whose parents have tasted power not to contest & watched if those polithiefians won't changed their mouth.

those Nigerians feeling happy over d new age requirement for political office holders,I laugh in Swahili,take ur time & observed d country present politicians,all of them after sending their wards to Yankee to school,wards are back no work,it time they give way for them,by super imposing them on d masses, after all REMI tinubu is there,their father rule us,they will do same, democracy is dead in Nigeria,what we have is monarchy, hereditary, nothing more,a law would have been past to barred persons whose parents have tasted power not to contest & watched if those polithiefians won't changed their mouth.

it Photoshop,y was buhari reflection was on d mirror hanged by d wall,so also some ministers,this country is a mess,deceit of d highest order,we are waiting patiently for 2019,then we shall know,who is who, awon president ni

what are u guys waiting for to broadcast d death of sai baba buhari,quote me wrong & bobrisky fall on u.

d missed calls duration type

Goat and fowl dey waka for road, one man dey drive splash water for their body, d fowl say.. see as e dey drive like goat, d goat say ...Na in make dem dey die like fowl. and naso Fight start oh . Who find trouble? joke for d day