Dougad:


Exactly why I said they've already fumbled. They should have never lost to Aston Vilal

Even a draw against Aston Villa would still have put them in the same position.

The fact that Nigerians will confidently spew all sorts of nonsense (illuminati, etc) about this stuff without sparing just a few minutes to research speaks volumes about their IQ levels.

You'd hardly find a Nigerian who can argue based on accurate and provable facts for just 10 minutes without mixing them up with beer parlor gist.

Pussyisgud:

U dey smoke Igbo, touch a smooth and flat paper abi

Stop arguing blindly. Here's a a document from CBN's website.

Read the second paragraph under "front".

The signs are to help those with sight challenges to identify the polymer notes.

You might not feel anything if you touch it, but give it to someone who cannot see, and they'll tell you how much it is by merely touching that sign.

The signs are not on the non-polymer notes because the figure values of those ones have already been embossed on the paper.

The crazy part of the whole story is that all the money and properties recovered from Tafa Balogun were re-embezzled and never accounted for. And, unlike Tafa Balogun's fate, those who embezzled the recovered resources are still walking freely. It's sad!

AbuMaryam1:
Arteta is wrong for playing these boys.. Arsenal management should understand now these boys don't have what it takes Arsenal to it missing glories

The coach knows better. The team has 4 matches in 10 days, and you expect him not to rotate. Because the first 11 team members are horses, right?

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
that's not a dog that's a Raccoon 🦝

That can't be a raccoon. Look at the ears again. A raccoon's ears are raised, not dropping.

Botragelad:
Meet Muhammad faizov!
This is the same Russia criticizing Israel for defending themselves against Hamas. IDF didn't cut anyone's ear. Lol. Yet everyone keeps wailing on the media. Bloody hypocrites.

Someone below said he has no sympathy for TERRORISTS, can we say the same about Hamas because they did worse than this, still get support from jokers here including the same dude who made the statement. Isn't that hypocrisy?

Don’t mix 2 different things together. What Russia criticized was how Israel went about killing innocent ones including women and children. Now, did you see a woman or child among those killed by Russian forces?

If you think Israel's action is fine, but you criticize the Nigerian Army for going on rampage in Okuama and shooting anyone on sight, then you need a brain check.

Savedday2:
But, I learnt that they killed 23 9ja soldiers at a village in Bokinafaso, has 9ja soldiers started burning houses and killing innocent people there?

Learn to always read correctly, so you don't go about spreading nonsense. "Nigerien" soldiers were killed, not Nigerian soldiers.

Just so you know, "Nigerien soldiers" refers to soldiers from Niger republic.

femi4:
how many dem fit kill

Go and ask the people of Odi and Zaki Biam.

Kingbuhari:
go and Google about Psittacosis then come back so we can have some words

Don’t shift the goalpost. You clearly said "rabies". Don't bring up something else now. Swallow your pride and admit that you goofed. Parrots don't carry or transmit rabies. Get that into your stubborn, ignorant skull!

Kingbuhari:
u are already acting like someone infected with rabies... Animals like parrots can transmit rebies if they bite u..

Don't use any dodging tactics, just provide your evidence. Give me just a link on the whole internet to prove your claim (that parrots can carry or transmit rabies). If you can't then you're certainly sick in the head. You think Nairaland is a place for beer parlour lies?

Kingbuhari:
don't say I didn't warn you enough

You don't issue warnings based on ignorance. I challenge you to provide a single proof that parrots carry and transmit rabies. Read up on rabies, and stop spreading bullshit.

Fira09:

Obviously, you are a newbie to UCL.

Arsenal that couldn't beat Porto in relegation time will beat Bayern?

Did you watch the match? You think the current Bayern can beat that Porto?

Kingbuhari:
Make sure you go for parrot anti rabbies injection before you start barking like parrots

Your office boy below

Parrots cannot carry or spread rabies. They are not mammals.

airsaylongcome:


You are very stupid and have no one to tell you. The person I quoted said:

" As well they should.

It's criminal to piggyback on another person's swear and ingenuity.

Whoever thinks they can build a better WhatsApp should do it and make bank rather than modifying another person's app. "

Isn't Brabus "piggybacking" on the Mercedes sweat and ingenuity? Is that criminal?

Doesn't Brabus think they can build a better Mercedes? Aren't they doing it an making bank while modifying a Mercedes Benz? Or does having a formal agreement take away the fact that a Brabus is a modified Benz? You dunderhead

An authorized service partner in a 50-50 joint venture is piggybacking? You obviously don't know jack. Go back and read more about Brabus and their partnership with MB.

Your reply exposed your folly even further. I won't dignify you with any more replies. I don't have time for skunks!

airsaylongcome:


How about what Brabus is doing with G Wagons

You people would be drawing up stupid comparisons. You're comparing an official automotive brand that is operating based on official partnership with an unofficial and illegal app?

AOresources:
The recent incident involving a 200-level student at Lead City University has sparked significant concern. The alleged theft of a mobile phone by a student leader raises questions about integrity and accountability among our peers. It's a reminder of the importance of upholding ethical standards and respecting others' property within our academic community.

Because you wanted to advertise "writing services" in your signature, you had to use ChatGPT to generate your comment on a public forum. Speaks volumes about the so-called writing service.

Ofunaofu:
Tinubu is now contracting questionable international media houses, cash and carry analysts to give the impression that the economic policies imposed by his government are working.

First it was Bloomberg claiming that some phantom billions are pouring in, now some Goldman Sachs analysts saying that naira will appreciate

The Truth is that anything outside returning the Naira to dollar exchange rate to N700/a dollar and 185/liter of PMS where he met it is a total balderdash. A confirmed failure

Tinubu cannot be whitewashed. No opinion of international media house or world economic analyst can change that

It's fine to disagree with anyone's opinion. But to call Goldman Sachs and Bloomberg "questionable" and even come up with a stupid allegation of them being contracted by Tinubu just because they aired an opinion you disagree with, leaves a lot to doubt about your education.

Provide the proof you have of Tinubu contracting them. Nairaland isn't a beer palour, please!

emperor4love:
De cleaner is only witness who can save her unless that was a setup nd she fall fr it, first u don't rush someone when such happens, there are some transferable disease like epilepsy, first know de history to the seizure or faint...I knw Nigeria are good hearted but don't fall to such but on that if it was mob that or crowd the case won't be lik this just she took it upon her sef nd that de result

Epilepsy is NOT contagious! Stop spreading rubbish.

"My names are" is used by clowns who think doing everything differently makes them appear smart.

1. A human name for ages has been known to be a single entity that comprises multiple components: the first name, the middle name for additional specificity, and the surname. All these make up a "name". So, saying "my names are" is wrong!

2. If I ask you what the name of your school is, you'll say "Federal University of Technology, Owerri" (just an example). Does it make sense to say, "the names of my school are Federal University..." just because the name comprises multiple words?

3. For those who did Biology and Agricultural Science in secondary school, the botanical name of a plant, for example, always has 2 parts. Yet, your teachers and textbooks never referred to a plant's botanical name as "botanical names" just because it has two parts.

4. The only instance when saying "my names are" could be correct is when someone asks you to list out all the names you were given. Then it's correct to say, "My names are Michael, Olugbenga, Adam, Chukwudifu, and Williams". Note the use of commas (or numbering as the case might be).

5. You won't even hear "my names are" from native English speakers.

lifezone247:
the way Chelsea and Man U fans are looking at arsenal right now.😜😜

And they are consoling themselves with stupid lines like, "Arsenal can't win the league". They are not bothered about the fact that they can't get CL spots again in 10 years.

Laple0541:
Upon all this gragra


Na third Arsenal go still carry

What position is your club occupying, bro?

Faithful007:


What sort of crap is this bruh?

A academic hospital that teaches residents is the height of a country's medical sophistication.

In the US, They're called Academic Medical Centers or Medical Centers for short. There's TMC, Cleveland, Jackson Memorial, Mayo, and many others. They're all university teaching hospitals.

The first thing they should've done for that guy is to look for an available private jet to fly him back home. Instead of this medical shenanigans that eventually led to his death.

I don't think you should have dignified that fool with a reply. Imagine the nonsense he spewed with confidence. I'm sure his teachers would be embarrassed at such a dumb comment.

arantess:

Una go explain taya

Can't you recognize sarcasm when you see it? I was indirectly mocking that guy for his rubbish comment.

Emma1Oj:
The 3rd goal was not suppose to be goal..

Yes, it was supposed to be a throw-in.

maasoap:

He asked how come the woman came in contact with the lion? It is an unambiguous question. Working in the zoo shouldn't make anyone come in contact with wild animals

How come a zoo staff who works with the animals came in contact with the same animals? Are you for real? So, you think zoo animals are fed, cleaned, and given medications through Wifi?

tabaralph:

Don’t mind the slowpoke slowpoke, they just read the headline and rush straight to comment section, the gentleman was unfortunately a close relation of mine, he was formally at university of Ibadan as a zoologist before moving OAU 10 years ago and he has been in charge of this particular lion since 9tears ago when the lion was born, wide animal will always be wide animal, rest on Egbon

So sorry about the incident. Take heart, brother.

phorget:
Cooked up story!
So what exactly was the woman doing in the lions den?

Do you people have comprehension problems? Did you miss the part where it was stated that the woman is also a staff working in the zoo?

ntyce:
Why is everyone celebrating a second place in Afcon?

Because nobody expected them to reach the quarter finals in the first place.

The same team that was whipped 2-0 by Guinea just days before the start of the AFCON. The same team everyone lost hope on.

crossfm:
I can't conclude at this point of the crimes he is been accused of,but his face says a lot .

Those it mean that all these hailing companies don't keep records of their drivers at all or what. They should be able to help the police in their investigations.

Police over to you.

You saw people's written accounts, you said you can't conclude based on those. But you went ahead to conclude based on his facial appearance. Your teachers will be very proud of you if they get to read this.

duduade:
Why would someone have such an amount in his or her house in the first place

I wish they didn't catch the househelp and her husband. He seemed to invest part of the money well

Wait until you become a victim to such. Then you can have the same wish by then.