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Boss any idea when the screening will be. I would like to put in for leave of absence in ma place of work. But I need to give them at least 4 weeks notice

spetsnaz:
How are you sure your village men didn't out perform you.
I read some comments hear and I can't help but laugh out loud. This year's army exercise will throw up more funny comments when candidates don't make it to screening and they will think because the exams was too simple or they knew what they wrote they are entitled to make it. Anyone from the southeast and southwest excluding Osun that didn't score up to 65% should forget about making the list. Some scored as high as 90+ in Anambra, Abia, Ogun, Ondo. Quota system will also be used within states if not some local governments won't have any candidate.
Pray, to make it, this time around no jokes.

The 10k is just one time payment. Don't be deceived, when are you people leaving camp please. I can make arrangements for you in my office if your are in Engineering section here in Lokoja. We give accommodation and monthly stipend

checkmatez:
Covid is not my business .. Make the 10k to be 17k adding with the nysc 33k will give a round number ....

I don't think so boss

Niceguyyy:
I don't know if it's possible but do you have your application number?

Evening mates. I just stumbled on this thread awhile back. My problem is that I meet with a person that wants to connect me with a high ranking NSCDC officer yesterday here in Abuja and I couldn't find my printed photocard. I have searched everywhere, so if there is anyway I can retrieve it pls help a brother. Thank you.

Hello Mates. I have been an ardent but silent follower of the thread, I was shortlisted but I couldn't find the TIME for the exams.
I will appreciate if the seniors in the house can help me out.
My details:
DSSC/26/2021/28794
Jamb Hq. Abuja Centre.
Ps: I have an uneasy confidence about making the list tho this is my first time. I think everyone should do the same. I don't know anyone expect God tho.
Thanks mate.

You are right except for the last statement.
The truth is even Christians believes that non christians are unbelievers and when they die they will be in hell forever.
The problem of NIGERIA is not religious it's tribe, I repeat tribe.
So my one pence, I Will advice the Muslims let's come together and do jihad, cleanse the land of all deviant's and establish an Islamic state with sharia. Then, only then will there be peace. Democracy is a big scam that can never work for us.
There is no peace without war.

plessis:
Go and read the hadith.

A Muslim will never see you as equal because you are an infidel. You are unclean, filthy and lower than an animal.

Killing a non-muslim is not a criminal offense. That is why you will never see a herdsman prosecuted and sent to jail for killing or raping a southerner.

A non-muslim is not allowed to rule over a Muslim. A non-muslim must pay higher taxes. Etc.

The problem of nigerian christians is laziness. They don't read. They haven't read the bible, talkless of the Quran or hadith.

If southerners should read the hadith, they will separate from Nigeria and ban Islam forever.

Islam is a satanic religion.

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I can't see DSSC do they have a separate commissioning?

Abeg seniors wetin be anti plant?!

sikowitz17:
My friends that will pass out tomorrow are posting their appreciation to Howe anti plant saved them..
anti plant is the OG

When people like sikowitz17 talk about the ordeal in 46/47 ehn .... I just look at myself and laugh totally a greenhorn, fresh graduate and no experience whatsoever but still on Victory is from God Alone
And worse of all I applied for DSSC.
SMH

sikowitz17:
45 that I went, had no issues with bP.. 46 they issued it to me.. but even me I knew I was tense and all my hope was in the fact that they’d call me for review... I wasn’t called for bp review which means I was only checked once.. they checked some people 7 times ..

My bp rose up cos I was working a 9-5 that was stressing me daily... 24/7 air conditioning and all like shamack said...after bp dropped me, I’ve not taken any 9-5s and I’ve focused more on remote jobs and it pays me more.. I work on my bed or work station and I have time to exercise and run.. my bp is Normal now unless village people wan come again.

Sure. It's actually for ma Girlfriend, I use on of those popular brands you know.

SweetBuns:
Good choice

Umdigi phones are VERY durable and strong because rhey are made from standard phone parts unlike some brands we know

As long as you maintain the device and handle it sensibly, you will be fine savvy?

So Bosses according to people estimate.. are we expecting the list this Saturday the 10th or next week Saturday.
Make una no mind me abeg, ma blood dey hot.

Thanks bro. I later go for the Umidigi A7 pro.

mrcrabs:
Bro if you havant gotten a phone yet I have a new / never used Huawei y5 2019 for sale at 40k. The phone is still in the pack and has the factory seal on it.

It's a 2gb/32gb phone you can check the specs out..

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Anyone with idea where I can get LG A270 in Lagos, it's a small LG Basic phone with strong lion battery. I think it was launched 2011.

pheezylyon:
hmm na so sha
I never use the phone before ni that's y m being inquisitive

Even me self I dey fear. Make I no come go buy market �

I'm strongly considering Either of Huawei, Gionee and Umidigi.
I have never used a Umidigi tho, but it seems they are doing well. I'm I making sense Seniors?

YangaBabe:
You could get the spark 4 or better still the spark 5 that comes with a 5000 mAh battery, though it's about 49k

I'm done with Tecno, they lie alot about their specs

Jafar1:
U should list out what u needed in a phone, that will help the people who will want to recommend something for u..

Specs
4g 64g, Good Camera. 4000 mAh Battery, android OS. ...
What else. Just a good phone

Saviolamemphix:
get an umidigi a7 pro and tank me later

I will really consider that, can you do a spec review, I heard the parts are very costly when it gets damaged

I actually surfed the internet for almost 3 hours searching for a phone with a low budget of 45k, but I can't seem to find one.
May be the nairaland family can help me out.
.....
Will really be glad

How do i save the application in pdf format mates. i had tried using firefox but i dont know how to go about it.

Thank you sir.

ugo4u:
Some including me like to throw banter once in a while. Just sieve the info you need and march on the contributions by other applicants are very on point, that's why I don't respond all the time cos someone must have dealt with the question.
Like Sikowtz said all documents should be in jpeg.

PS:

Just put say 1.7m or 1.8m to be on a safer side. No go put that 1.65m na make computer no think say you be shatta bundle ..

Thanks alot sir, you seems to be the only one that's given a reasonable answer so far.
And it was a mistake I wanted to write *height .
So can you still guide me on what format my documents should be please.
I have been trying to upload in .pdf format and it ain't going thru. Even my passports.
Thanks alot.

ugo4u:

Una wan use laugh tear my intestine.


That's by the way. Your height can't be 65cm even dwarfs no short reach that level . Since you said you used a Tailors tape then it's 65inches which is approximately 1.65m.
As for the choice of exam venue, it's very simple and clear; choose any location/venue that is convenient for you.

They must have probably given me a wrong unit.
That do not make me a joker nonetheless, don't you think if I know all that, I wouldn't be asking all this questions.
And please I've been trying to upload my documents using firefox browser on my phone but it ain't going thru.
Ps: the files are in .pdf format, please do guide me on how to go about it.
Thanks alot.

Judah95:
Maybe Army should have some openings for comedians. We need this funny bro to crack jokes for us.

I have some questions seniors.
Must I choose my state capital for exams?
What kind of passport photograph do I make use of?
What's the age and weight?
I checked my age with tailor tape rule it's something around 65cm according to them
.....
Don't mind me please, I just want to make sure I know what I'm doing before going ahead with the form
.....
Please do reply me as soon as you can. I will really appreciate.
08026886127.
That's my WhatsApp incase if anyone is willing to give me a one on one mentorship through the application process.
Thanks alot bosses.

So you didn't know all this while that Christians are hypocrites, they claimed they love Jesus but that are the biggest supporter of jews who claim Jesus is a bastArd child and his mother is a harlot.. Your so called God.
And you have so much hatred for the Muslims that highly refer him and his mother.
Think about it. Don't just be a ship, be a human with an ability to think.

Coder2Client:
But why do you celebrate this? Israel does not care about Christians as they don't share the same belief as Christ being the messiah as Christians do.

You still don't get it. Democracy is the worst thing to happen to Nigeria, trust me the next government will be 3* worse.
Now I don't really blame bokites, just give them an Islamic state, give Biafran their freedom... Let everyone try their system and see the one that works.

Skynet45:
Fight for people who don't know if they exist. Lazy peeps everywhere


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