So Bosses according to people estimate.. are we expecting the list this Saturday the 10th or next week Saturday.
Make una no mind me abeg, ma blood dey hot.

autamahmud:


What’s your user name let me add you so we can grind together

I play on console

If u allow wetin dem dey post for here increase your anxiety n BP, u are on ur own o.

shamack:
If u allow wetin dem dey post for here increase your anxiety n BP, u are on ur own o.

No be lie, anxiety is an idiot

Wfsholla90:
So Bosses according to people estimate.. are we expecting the list this Saturday the 10th or next week Saturday.
Make una no mind me abeg, ma blood dey hot.

Boss, be calming down. D list will come out wen it wants to. For now, drink water n calm down. Do ur exercise, n keep preparing.

The fear n anxiety ppl put in me on this page and the one fellow candidates were putting in us made majority start thinking about BP which ended up raising my BP....I was so fit before leaving for kaduna on getting there BP rise.

Please once shortlisted try to learn how to sundry yourself, that's one thing that affect ppl like me that seat almost everyday in full AC

shamack:
The fear n anxiety ppl put in me on this page and the one fellow candidates were putting in us made majority start thinking about BP which ended up raising my BP....I was so fit before leaving for kaduna on getting there BP rise.

Please once shortlisted try to learn how to sundry yourself, that's one thing that affect ppl like me that seat almost everyday in full AC

I spoke to somebody about this... when they take us inside to be examined for physical check, they’ll take bP reading there.. then bP proper in another room.. there are very short windows where one can douse their head with cold water before proceeding inside...something as simple as pouting cold water on your head can help.

45 that I went, had no issues with bP.. 46 they issued it to me.. but even me I knew I was tense and all my hope was in the fact that they’d call me for review... I wasn’t called for bp review which means I was only checked once.. they checked some people 7 times ..

My bp rose up cos I was working a 9-5 that was stressing me daily... 24/7 air conditioning and all like shamack said...after bp dropped me, I’ve not taken any 9-5s and I’ve focused more on remote jobs and it pays me more.. I work on my bed or work station and I have time to exercise and run.. my bp is Normal now unless village people wan come again.

Oh and just to chip this in... the medical officers have been screening tons of regular candidates for almost 1 month now.. after which we are expected to go there tooo.. there will be a lot of errors! A lot !
So know what you are doing and don’t give them any chances to make any errors.. if you move unnecessarily during ecg, during dental, if teeth Dey pain you and they hit it with the stick they use.. don’t flinch.. try to endure the pain.. eye check don’t press your palm against your second eye when they ask you to cover it.. you’ll lose sight in your first.. during color blindness check, if you can’t see the numbers clearly, call whatever numbers look like whatever you see..
During physical check, stand with your leg in V shape naked.. and when you are told to be down and open your ass.. cough well.. but abeg clean your asshole well...no be say shit go Dey middle of your yansh.. wear clean boxers for the checks.. use deodorant..

When people like sikowitz17 talk about the ordeal in 46/47 ehn .... I just look at myself and laugh totally a greenhorn, fresh graduate and no experience whatsoever but still on Victory is from God Alone
And worse of all I applied for DSSC.
SMH

sikowitz17:
45 that I went, had no issues with bP.. 46 they issued it to me.. but even me I knew I was tense and all my hope was in the fact that they’d call me for review... I wasn’t called for bp review which means I was only checked once.. they checked some people 7 times ..

My bp rose up cos I was working a 9-5 that was stressing me daily... 24/7 air conditioning and all like shamack said...after bp dropped me, I’ve not taken any 9-5s and I’ve focused more on remote jobs and it pays me more.. I work on my bed or work station and I have time to exercise and run.. my bp is Normal now unless village people wan come again.

Wfsholla90:
When people like sikowitz17 talk about the ordeal in 46/47 ehn .... I just look at myself and laugh totally a greenhorn, fresh graduate and no experience whatsoever but still on Victory is from God Alone
And worse of all I applied for DSSC.
SMH

lol guy I met people like you.. came in and got it like that.. even Dssc.. if you believe, God will do it for you.

Plus I don’t want to scare anybody but this is the new standard for blowing pot

sikowitz17:
Plus I don’t want to scare anybody but this is the new standard for blowing pot

This is standing on your head. Make una no kill person ooo

sikowitz17:
Plus I don’t want to scare anybody but this is the new standard for blowing pot

This should have been easy if your head is naturally flat and your hair is full. But with your gorimapa head, e go hard o

sikowitz17:
Plus I don’t want to scare anybody but this is the new standard for blowing pot

Everyone will survive by God's grace

My friends that will pass out tomorrow are posting their appreciation to Howe anti plant saved them..
anti plant is the OG

sikowitz17:
Plus I don’t want to scare anybody but this is the new standard for blowing pot

I attempted this for ten minutes a while ago and instantly my vision became blurry...lol

o boy kudos to these guys their endurance level is top notch.

Abeg seniors wetin be anti plant?!

sikowitz17:
My friends that will pass out tomorrow are posting their appreciation to Howe anti plant saved them..
anti plant is the OG

Wfsholla90:
Abeg seniors wetin be anti plant?!

A small and thick chunk of rubber bathroom slippers that you use to support your head when you are blowing pot

Walex29:


I attempted this for ten minutes a while ago and instantly my vision became blurry...lol

o boy kudos to these guys their endurance level is top notch.

Lmao hahahahaha

sikowitz17:
Plus I don’t want to scare anybody but this is the new standard for blowing pot

I prefer this to hanging

sikowitz17:
Plus I don’t want to scare anybody but this is the new standard for blowing pot

Will they be the one to carry your legs up and put someone in that position? I just tried it now on my room I nearly spoiled my plasma when I was struggling to raise my hands up as in the photo.

Hmm me can come and kill my self oo as someone told me earlier not to waste the slot of my village people(but I no think say my village people need am too Sha LOL ) so I will kukuma hands up for now, till when I go reach 26 or 27 years I will now apply for DSSC.
If not for the passion I have for army I for quite totally, I can come and go and kill my self

Postanalyser:
So this morning I once again checked my BP and it read 91/38. The machine said it's optimal according to WHO's standard, however my doctor said I have to work on it to improve it to at least 120/90. Any advice on how I can go about this?
Note: heart beat is 87/ minute.

bros your own better for me when I see bp machine my bp go sky rocket reach 160 I need serious advice. I don buy moringa and garden egg leave hope e go work

I eat only once a day but when I eat, I eat lmao...enjoy life before suffer start

sikowitz17:
I eat only once a day but when I eat, I eat lmao...enjoy life before suffer start

Bro, I just dey like you

sikowitz17:
I eat only once a day but when I eat, I eat lmao...enjoy life before suffer start

Oga Sir all this only you.. Your Mess go fit kill those bandits for zamfara na.. Looool...��

Chinex57:



Oga Sir all this only you.. Your Mess go fit kill those bandits for zamfara na.. Looool...��

lol na only once I Dey chop daily... na till tomorrow 1pm

sikowitz17:
lol na only once I Dey chop daily... na till tomorrow 1pm

Loool... is allowed.. buh i saw some pichurs of this Ssc cadets having lunch in black suites.. Them.jus hang dem goat abi na wetin there.. how Thru is it oga sir??

sikowitz17:
My friends that will pass out tomorrow are posting their appreciation to Howe anti plant saved them..
anti plant is the OG

What is anti plant, pls?

Abeg guys. About that anti-plant make una no loud am oo. Reduce the volume Sikowitz

Chinex57:


Loool... is allowed.. buh i saw some pichurs of this Ssc cadets having lunch in black suites.. Them.jus hang dem goat abi na wetin there.. how Thru is it oga sir??

E Dey happen.. post picture let’s see..it’s true sha.. but it’s not a regular thing... it happens once or twice throughout your 9 months

sikowitz17:
Plus I don’t want to scare anybody but this is the new standard for blowing pot

I tried this and my head started aching seriously immediately, my neck started feeling like it going to affect my spinal. And I put pillow