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and i heard all dis pot bellied men have tiny willy willies down there

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ask me again

victorian:
I was walking up the stairs in a shopping complex , when i met this cute/handsome well known guy. And i was like, is this really, ? Oh, my gosh, my heart raced but my face was calm, i just "bone" small , i guess . He was also staring at me too, while walking down the stairs and he said 'Hi'; i smiled and replied 'hi' too. And i asked are you not, Mr.? and he smiled and said yes, live and direct. And he asked , do i have an office in this complex , i said , nope but i came for a seminar. He then gave me his card to call anytime
   As our backs were turned past each other walking, I wanted a last peek so i turned my head backwards to see him one last time for that day and funny enough he did same; our eyes met again and my heart wan burst with excitement and embarassment.
But after that day, i called few days later and a beautiful relationship started which will be consumated into marriage in a few months time

ahhh victoria so uve finally chosen d celebrity over d other guy

namun:
don't only dump the guy make sure he is deprted and does not come back with a pin to nigeria. oh and when you are going about it look for his friend to sleep with to his knowledge

u r a goat,did the poster tell u shes a prostitute?did d man sleep wt her friend?

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yea i am

shotster50:
Actually going to Africa will in no way put them in jeopardy. I know expatriates in Nigeria who wont trade their places for any job here in London. These guys get paid in Foreign currency, live in top quality accomodations, get VIP treatment everywhere, plus free tropical sun which they wont normally get in dreary ol blighty.

we r talking about expatriates here and not ordinary oyibo men,how many of d oyibos in naija r expatriates?how many of them earn their pay in foreign currency?

most of d aussies school in australia and come over to the uk to work,its very hard to see an expatriate school in nigeria,this people r in naija because they r well taken care off there,if not ,none of them will stay in that country for one sec

femigirl:
whatever90, i   am pulling  you  leg

There  job there  but  not paying  the £ sterling, they  can  earn alot  more in the UK.

ok dear no prob i was only surprised about d job of a thing,because i know say job full there like water

yea we all know pounds dey lead,maybe thats why them dey run go diaaa,but definitely not because them no get job

its all good girl

Seun:
The moderator is not doing her job, that's all.
She's more interested in claiming 'innocence' than doing the job.

ok let me be her assistant

u r d one making me laff,because we all know that going to africa is like putting their life in jeopardy

d adventure i meant here is like going to other countries that have d same thing they also have in their country,and experiencing their life styles,how come in germany there r so many uk borns there?so many of them there,what r they running away from too?

as for d job part u lie,job full for aussie like no mans business abeg,u no sabi wetin u post

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=201182.msg3150234#msg3150234 date=1227832124]What is the difference??
Situation A: Sauron is with Sally(they don't stay together). . . . .They were in a relationship and things fell apart for 3 years.
Situation B: Sauron is with Alice(they live together). . . . . .The relationship went phbtttttttttttttttttttttttt after 3 years?

Is there any difference here? Are u saying Alice won't be hurt because she never stayed with Sauron??
U women love deceiving y'allselves.[/quote]there is a difference,living wt a man whereby every single neighbour around u will know u r living wt ur boyfriend,sm will even think u r married to him,and mind u smtimes u end up loosing d right person,who might think this two people r married,let me stay off this girl

moving in wt a man who after sleeping wt u,using u and dumping u will one day come and tell d girl  that his mother has arranged a wife for him,and I'm sure he wouldnt forget to add (a mint wife and not tokunbo)

breaking off wt the guy means one day u have to pack ur ghana must go and leave that guys house to only gawd knows wen,d shame alone is unbearable

now who told u every woman that goes to r boyfriends place over d weekend ends up making love wt d guy?

sauron ur example is not strong enoff

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=201182.msg3150164#msg3150164 date=1227831603]Just because i support something does not mean it's about me. . . . . .
I cannot see a difference between a woman coming over to sleep every weekend AND the one living with me permanently.
When she comes over, she cooks, cleans with the possibility of regular sex every weekend--Same thing she would do if she was staying with ME.[/quote]nope,it is not right,no woman in her right frame of mind will go live wt a man,shes not married to,that is a sign of desperation and well known stupidity


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=201182.msg3150164#msg3150164 date=1227831603]This is shocking to me!!!!
90% of the Naija peops i know here STAY WITH THEIR SPOUSES.[/quote]this people r not even engaged yet not to talk of marriage,so spouse does not come into dis

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=201182.msg3150113#msg3150113 date=1227831176]It is necessary in the current economic recession.
2 bills coming together as ONE. . . . . People should get SMART.[/quote]ok is it so bad for u too?no money abi?this one u r supporting this,ok,well real men i mean real men don't go about depending on women to pay their house rents.they should try cover their heads in shame

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=201182.msg3150113#msg3150113 date=1227831176]What difference does it make? Live-in lovers or when she comes to hang out during the weekend.
It is still the same thang to me.[/quote]weekend stuff is manageable,and it shouldnt even be done all d time,it should be once in a while,its far better than living togeda,every single day,that man has no shame

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=201182.msg3150018#msg3150018 date=1227830462]A lot of people ended up marrying by moving together at first. . . . . .
The only snag is. . . . . .They must endeavour to get married as soon as possible.
Long courtship is a bitch.[/quote]moving togeda is not d right thing,neither does it guarantee marriage,common make d guy miss u and crave for u a little,that will even make him come  out quick for marriage,u don't expect a guy that stays in d same house wt a woman to be in a hurry 2 get married,it is very rare,infact no decent man will want his girfriend to move in wt him,when he has not even said "will u marry me" christ

staying apart does not mean they have to court for long,i don't even dig d long courtship thing,but most times this courtships r long and drags itself to 7 years wtout  a "will u marry me" popping out,all because d babe is a live in lover

my daughter dare not try that shit else i will circumcise her instanta

the fact dat aussies r in d uk,does not mean d country is bad or sthg,pple wanna go on adventure,get to meet pple ,learn other countries culture and so on

common

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=191518.msg3149950#msg3149950 date=1227829987]then Jenny, then Me


Mehn, I can't wait!! [/quote]wait well well

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=201182.msg3149947#msg3149947 date=1227829958]Cheese n Rice. . . . . . .What is so wrong with moving in with your spouse??

Are u in love with a man for what he is OR in love with the size of his POCKET??[/quote]I'm inlove wt my self respect,I'm inlove wt my pride,I'm  inlove wt my man,but i am not stupidly and blindly inlove wt a loser


_{apologies hotness}

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=201182.msg3149895#msg3149895 date=1227829558]It makes sense, Jenny.

A lot of people are jobless now due to the credit crunch.
People can barely survive alone so it's a great idea taking up a flat together.
I think the dude has shown real signs of commitment. . . . . .It is up for the chic to take the offer or lose out.
Many women would jump at this offer as we speak. . . . . . .Ribs are itching.[/quote]maybe it makes sense to u but not to me

I'm not going to say because i have no money then i will jump off my own house to go share rent wt one guy,if d guy does not have d money to take care of himself then to hell

all this weak guys we have,trying to share rent wt just a girlfriend,all in d name of no money,what will happen when/if they ever get married?then they will start sharing their lives

geeezzzz i hate men wt no self respect

KarmaMod:
don't know why they do it yet wonder when they're still there 7 years later.  

dont mind them

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=201182.msg3149855#msg3149855 date=1227829214]single but under d current economic climate, it makes alot of sense. . . they get to share rent and bills and stuff, save up on fuel costs visiting each other (they lived quiet some distance apart)[/quote]it makes no sense

the man is stupid,d girl will be more stupid if she moves in with him,how can one move in wt a man that u aint married to ehn?when the man use and dump now,we will be seeing another monicaas thread,geeezzz watever happened to the brains on sm womens head sold out to a goat i guess

brash u better fire me now

shylladear:
and why is that  

why is mind ur business

HR.hotness so u have not granted ur own interview after wat i told u yesterday

like moving in and living togeda like man and wife?i dont get it,moving in wt him while they r stills ingle or married?which one

Tope u r here falling for sauron when doyin13 has just confirmed again dat sauron is his lover on dat celebrity thread stuff by tgirl

Tgirl4real:
Who will u like to date given the opportunity on NL: Sauron lol

buahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha i don die

My dear i just saw it ooooo,how do they know that this world will end on this day?r they God


sheesh u atheists don't come and challenge God here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11iCmzGnOI8&feature=related


now God save me and my family from all dis lies

This man claims to be jesus


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvElky4Qwe4&feature=related

And here he claims to be ANTICHRIST


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDMIfZemy2E&feature=related

oh what is going on in dis world

DavidDylan:
don't mind sweet mama, instead of telling us the main issue is the man isnt giving her sweet loffing she's here crying about greetings and unmade beds. What will she do if her 3yr old wakes up without making his bed?

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men r grown up babies live wt d not arranging bed issue,na d sex suppose be d problem

MrCrackles:


she would sleep inside the pit latrine

or sleep in their neighbours house

David i think d bed is just a cover up, d real problem is not able to satisfy her sexually

i wonder why we r having so many weaklings as men dis days

nana:
I will rather sleep in another room.

and wat if they live in one room?

d only person dat will make cristalz grant her own interivew is father johnbull

Seun:
Most of these are trivial issues that a maid can solve.  Get a maid so you can face the sex issue.

and d man refused to do it well,even if she employs 20 maids,its d mans job to satisfy her

benincitys:
i agree with you they are heartless as you say the last time i want there i was on tears the way they treat the Nigeria's who came for help .

don't mind them jare,those people r wicked,alot of my friends here have been wanting to go back home since december last yr,but they refused them visa,they r angry that nigerians left their nationality for sm other,like accepting d german citizenship,that thing really angers them

the one that made me curse them was one girl that was supposed to be getting married,she had to cancel d whole thing till further notice after already sharing trad marriage and wedding card,just because they refused to give her visa