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MrCrackles:
ehn ehn

Danke Onijogbon Popular Jingo

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every thread i enter,danke,danke,danke na wetin i tell una say i wan popular like beyonce,but dis fame don dey too much,every where i go,na so them dey beg me to sign autograph

chamotex:
Danke where u catch Crab, u be fishmonger?

every african shop wey dey here dey sell crab,so wetin u dey talk?

MrCrackles:
Na lie u no dey London!

i tell u say i dey london b4?

chamotex:
u too dey lie . . . . who give you crab chop?  

so u expect me to lie about what i ate?if them no dey sell crab for london,sorry but them dey sell am here well well

Andala:
O ga gbu fu gi isi n'ihi na ichoghi kwu okwu ,don't worry about the news kanu loves sharing it ,so I believe he would tell me without stressing myself

ehen ask him he will tell u, ,hes very open wt things like that,afterall u r his wife

tosinadeda:
well nourished GasO4(garium sulphate) with milk and groundnuts

hahahahhaahhahah my brother i swear i like that food die,u know,come use powdered milk ontop d garri,groundnut and sugar,that food na paradise,u sabi beta thing jare


@topic

okro soup and crab

tope is it every thread they mention ur name u must post in?cant u like maturedly ignore some?

na wa

savanaha:
Churches aren't the only place to preach the gospel there are buses, person sitting beside on a plane etc etc Nairaland etc.

ehen then go to them and preach,and dont forget to preach to tumfulu,tondo and co,cos they r in dire need of dis preaching

KarmaMod:
Let's hope so because you know even children of great pastors/reverneds are known to go the opposite way of their parents  

maybe d first daughters name will be . . . .  naturaline

and d first son will be called  . . . . . . .naturaler

KarmaMod:


Instead for you to start naming the children she's going to have with agbayasoul, you're busy clapping

wetin make i do naaaaa?

savanaha:
I already preached it and it got a good reception

ok,then go to other churches and preach d same gospel too

mr ghost dont u have anything to do wt ur time,other than opening threads for pple?

ok my uncle's got a new house he is building,maybe u will help the contractors out with the cement and other kpon-kpon work

savanaha:
Woa woa, heeeha, no need to get all riled up and using "f." If you really don't care you probably shouldn't be "effing" and giving people the wrong impression. Well its perfectly o.k that you think or "have found out that Savanaha is not intelligent." When what you or your ID thinks matters I will quickly come and let you know. First of all I don't even know who you are in real life or even in Nairaland so just calm down and stop with the hissy fit. So I should go "get a life" really original. Should I also get lost, jump off a bridge, go to bed? what else do you want me to do, please prey tell. Ohh after I do all those things will it make you stop getting those weave on cause am telling you when they pull the hair too tight be people get irritated really quickly.

*claps for savanaha* kpa-kpa-kpa-kpa-kpa-kpa

but u know wat?pls save ur sermon for church on sunday

savanaha:
+It s+eems like your the one that needs a chill pill before you pop a blood vessel. If people being honest about the damages of perms and weaves bother you that much then don't come to a board with the topic "Wigs, Weaves and Perms Symbolize Self Hate" simple. My body is healthy and my blood pressure is not worked out however yours might be on the level to explode because of the burns your head gets from the perms you put in it or the weave on is so tight and pulling your face back that everything irritates you. Sorry go natural and you will realize how good life can be plus you save money (what's in your wallet?)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahah here i was thinking savanaha is one intelligent and matured chic,now i know better,i think u should go start up from d kindergarten allover again
take a chill pill dear,its obvious u r d one getting all worked up over whatever90 who really does not give a "f" if u insult her or not

while u r taking d chill pill dont forget to get a life,and i mean ASAP

Angiefan,has anybody every told u,u r a shameless fool b4?well if no,then im telling u d truth now,u r a shameless fool

guess u love d country dats why u have d time to google out pix,wat will joblessness not cause

okunoba:
from whatever90
by d way ur english is kaputt,why?

These are from our women who obviously hate their identity, their roots and what makes them members of the human race.  These ladies are telling us we must speak English , not come from the village and wear western cloths before we can pass as a full member of the human race. Colonial mentality at full force. Tell the french to speak good English, and  they will tell u it`s not their native tongue so y should they. speaking it is good enough.

instead of wasting ur time posting ur long sermons here,why not spend this time on d guy wt d kaputt english,and make him better?

savanaha:
Thank you. Its so wierd because when you analyze most of these post the colonial mentality and inferiority complex is so obvious but they themselves cannot see it, thus they boil it down to something else (stupidity, inadequecy and whatever else to demean). Too bad the truth hurst.

Stay with ur natural hair and leave the people wearing wigs and co alone

and don't forget to take a chill pill,because d rate at which u r going,u might end up wt a high blood pressure 

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=201604.msg3154588#msg3154588 date=1227903076]Jenny wetin u don do again na?   [/quote]nothing oooooooo

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=191518.msg3154325#msg3154325 date=1227899558]yes jenny. . . u need to!  [/quote]after u hotness and then jgirl and ebonysilk before me

cooldude i think seun's numerous bans on u has turned u into a psycho

Tgirl4real:
@ Ben,
Who cares?

buahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah my gawd,dis is one mature way of saying "get lost"

this is d antichrist,everything that was recorded in the bible,he spoke on you tube.

especially on d strong government thing,and ruling d world,and stuffs like dat

i wish the xtians wont trade their love for God to the devil

all i know is,nobody knows when d world will come to an end,its only God,so this scientists should go and sit down,and stop being wannabe of God,cos' no matter how hard they try,their strength is limited,while d strength of my God is unlimited

and who said they don't?anybody can,be u a pastor or not,as long as u make yourself available for the lord to use,he can use u,our problem is our lack of faith,saying things and then having double mind about it

Afterall christ said "greater works he did on earth we can do,in his name"  its all about giving it all out to faith,and watch God work

dellynash:
Thanks plappville, for your contribution, as regards ur question i do go to work that is why i get up as early as 5.30 sometimes 5am to cook before going to work, i wake up before him and when he wakes up he will hardly touch the bed. About the second round stuff he use to even go like three times when we were dating but now he seems too tired, meanwhile i do all the house work, cooking, washing of his clothes, etc inshort everything, so i don't understand why he gets so tired in that area.

sweet mama:
Thanks plappville, for your contribution, as regards ur question i do go to work that is why i get up as early as 5.30 sometimes 5am to cook before going to work, i wake up before him and when he wakes up he will hardly touch the bed. About the second round stuff he use to even go like three times when we were dating but now he seems too tired, meanwhile i do all the house work, cooking, washing of his clothes, etc inshort everything, so i don't understand why he gets so tired in that area.

so poster's got two ids?guess u did not know wen u made a mistake and posted wt d other one

Drank just tea in d morning

ate beans and plantain for lunch

UNLEASHED:
You know i once met a Nigerian woman in a train someday, she reached the station she's going and about to alight from the train i think, then she hitted her head against holder, somehow, i don't know and her wig went off, I hardly knew in the train that she had a wig on, man if you see her head without the wig, it's horrble man, the [b]Dutch [/b]guys in the train were all laughing, she might not feel ashamed but I do. I really don't know why we don't want to be our real self. To be sincere, mi o mo reason!

Dutch or Deutsch?

by d way ur english is kaputt,why?

Andala:
That's what's up ,guilty conscience ,but don't worry I strongly believe the Tumfulu in you will soon go away for you to see clearly to share the news with me

hahahahhaahha u r one funny chic ,keep believing im tumfulu,alot of pple on dis forum knows im not tumfulu as for d news im not sharing ooooo,acho'mu ka kanu we're nma gbu fu mu isi

shotster50:
If you didnt get my point, let me rephrase, the ones you  see in Africa are there by choice. To an extent I think they live  a different lifestyle to what they are used to in the west. They might complain about the security problems / epileptic power supply, etc but yet there seems to be more and more of them coming in!!!

u seem to have forgotten dat alot of them in nigeria r fake oyibos,refugees,lebaneses and so on,while sm of the real oyibos r there for visiting only,not to get settled

iyeayo:
good talk whatever90. I agree with you. Do you know how many Englos, Americans, etc enter Australia everyday? Infact, Australia has no natural nationality of its own except for the aborigins, so that tells you that of the 20million residents, about 16million are of foreign decent, which mean there must be something here that is keeping them here. Those that relocate to the UK  etc are probably the ones that have spent their entire life here and probably need a change, or they think so.
Australia is still the best country if you are looking for quality of life as well as career opportunity. The currency may not weigh up to the almighty GBP but at the same time the money is cool if you spend it in Australia/Naija With the right moves, you are sure to get to the top.

my dear i agree wt u on dis,australia is a land with so many opportunities,u know alot of pple run away from there cos its far,dats why there r so many opportunities there,cos its not so polluted like other countries,and smart pple take it upon themselves to go there and make money b4 pple start flooding in,take for instance d nurses there,especially in western australia they earn so much money there dat theyve refused to come back,there r a lot of scarcity of proffessionals there ,so the australian government need pple to come work for them,and they pay them real good

thats why i said whoever dat said there is no job in australia is lying,cos even students there make good money wt their students job

ok now answer ur qstion,that is why i said they don't want to go to africa,their life is not safe diaaaa,because its not all of them that r expatriates,no power supply,no water and so many other probs is enoff to make them stick to d western world but relocate to another country