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MoreWahala:
U deserve to be Banned. Ode!!!

ur papas left yansshh

go and get married ...stop prostituting around

i cant read...i be illitrate ..somebody shu traslate for me

ur brain needs to be combed...i mean ur idiotic mind no get pirated version

no reasonable games today..

1. 12.02.15 14:00
Ferencvarosi TC - Kecskemeti TE (1X2)
Customer type: Ferencvarosi TC @ 1.45
Result:
2. 12.02.15 16:30
Al-Hala Muharraq - Al Hidd (Double Chance)
Customer type: X/2 @ 1.15
Result:
3. 12.02.15 16:30
Malkiya Club - Manama Club (1X2)
Customer type: Manama Club @ 1.50
Result:

analyse well well

Swizdoe:
Does it look like kim is complaining. She's kanye's wife not yours, he can do whatever he likes with her as long as she's consenting.

see this oneone

lies from the pit of hell.. datz not Goliath.. he called me to confirm

thanks inec for this wonderful night trauma

mtchew. who is she and what does she do for a living.. ?? is she a comedianne ?

i dnt think there are virgins left for this guys..

#iamAwesome

britneykyute:
A funny thing happened today at Muna obiekwe's
burial. as we were busy with snapping thing; some
were snapping the corpse while some were
snapping with NOLLYWOOD screen gods and
goddess who stormed UMUDIOKA town today, and
AGN task force were busy controling and pushing
crowd. one good-looking lady, an actress wanna-
be, in the process of snapping the corpse, her
IPAD slipped off her hand and fell inside the
grave.wow!. there was commotion. the method
they used is ropeslide to sent the corpse down. They were like "what are we gonna do?. the lady was
already screaming, my phone!,my phone!,MY
IPAD!, and no one was ready to go down there to
retrieve the phone, because before you can do that,
you must bring out the corpse. finally they
concluded to bury it with the corpse.

ok nice story.. very funny..so when are we shooting the film..nd who will star in it p

aarinzee:
Na kitkat..

pls check the link..its empty

davido is his role model... hmmmm ... ok !

i ve been there...the main reason i never asked her out was because ...

i ve forgotten sef when i remember i will comment

this thread has no frontpage future ambition

bros sharwama ? like seriously we are talking hot weed here..a nice wrap of unadulterated weed.

its kinda of risky...take it like this


monkey needs banana.. u give it banana and it turns against you

...meanwhile our youths in the safe region are busying tearing posters and burning campaign buses

so what shud i do first....die of hat attak or run mad for jioy

A plane was about to crash and there were only two parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were three people in it, GEJ,BUHARI and a little school girl.
first it was President Jonathan and he said: " I'm the smartest president in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me in otuoke". So he took one and left. Then it was Muhammadu Buhari, and a little school girl. Then Buhari said to the little girl " hey little girl, you know i cant die now pha,i am too young to die pha...i have an election to win at all cost and i must do that. So i have to take this parachute to save my life.. bye little gial.

So he took the last one and left the little girl on the crashing plane. But instead of crying the little girl laughed and smiled..one of those selfish bAztard mistook her school bag for a parachute, meaning she has a parachute left for her to use.


Now who do you think was foolish enough to take her school bag ??

laroux:
I'm still in Nigeria with my fiancee cos my mom is teaching her how to cook Nigerian meals and even how to speak my native dialect (Bini). So far so good she's been learning at great pace and I'm really impressed. Some hungry looking, ex prostitutes and home breakers have been really trying to get me to marry a Nigerian girl as a second wife. One I even dated back then when I was in Nigeria came around and was telling me that I bleeped up. That no true son of the soil marries a white woman. Is it by force to marry a Nigerian girl? Are Nigerian girls just naturally stupid and dumb. Some have even offered to be a second wife.

ok..great...nice script....when we go shoot the film... cos this story sounds like a hit

long epistle...cant read..i am a black man

wheres my name..wheres my name..i am still searching for my name...how ? asked the cocacola retailer...my name is not on any coke bottle....i came all the way to your factory to search for it myself...all my friends have found theirs...whats ur name if i may ask ? asked the coke retailer..

its simple ..its just Ujust..short for




UjustWaitedToReadThisPieceOfCrapGoFindYourNameOnTheCarbonFilled7CubesOfSugarBottle