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eyah....

im confused... what is he saying ?

kinda of scary my hands n legs will get cutoff because i misbehave alot...i dnt want sharia...

GEJ till.......wait for it.............

mtchew

marieolae:
Girls are different. So u can't just toast her like that. Most ladies have about an average of 5 toasters disturbing them. So what makes you different?

Girls don't like guys with who have no lives and cling to them like a plastic wrap. You've been friend zoned so many times, and this is your first real opportunity. So be careful about that. Communicate with her and give her strong hints that your interested in her. Be her friend; she can't get close to you unless you are friends.

You need to impress her, flirt with her and compliment her. With the compliments be mild, because a lot of other guys are telling her the same thing. Compliment her on her personality, how good she is at something etc. When you spend time with her, touch her without being sleazy, its a sign trust me. Please take your time, don't be pushy or needy its a big turn off.

Lastly, you need to make her feel important. If you want to stay off this friend zone ish, I'm telling you this is the only way. Be yourself, and you'll gladly have her in your arms. Stay cool Its a gradual process, but if she's worth it, you'll go through it. Good luck!!!

To add to what you just said....OP do not..i repeat..do not.. i repeat..do not act all MR NICE GUY....do not give her the impression of u being too nice..at some point try nd act like u dnt care..mess with her head...its the trick i use..i met a girl on sunday,kissed on dat same sunday nd banged her on friday.

shumuel:
Read it has a Rap 'Flow'

Hmm pix aint dat, but e reach front page
even made Tosyn2much turn Gay(f)
see all diz slim guyz befvn a guy wey chop pay
Naijaboiy almost received d wroth i mean Epe
but kingboy comments made... my day
see all dem ladies now loveing call n me Ba..by...
since it made guyz now postn pix as if we dey eBay
and all ma wishn 'am gonna make it too 1 day'

like seriously...

Yungmilio2:
Yeye
Shift jare

do i knw u ?

ogunsinamayowa:
please are a law student? if not if you know anyone please holla at me. thnks

dude..like seriously i said dis stuff months ago... contact 1boylikevhis ..he is in law fac...

ITS BEEN LONG...I FEEL DIFFERENT POSTING HERE AGAIN...UNILORIN IS DEVILISH...I WAS NT LIKE THIS BEFORE I GOT ADMITTED...NOW PERSON DEY FEEL OLD....

its still awesome stress....sweet stress... #teamCISfac #teamMassCOMM #teamIAmAwesome

bad list

rkarang:
Nto-oo I stay on campus In other words, everything is moving smoothly, right here.

However, I feel for my fellow students that are experiencing this horrible situation.

Many of them are so smart that they've devised means of getting on with it.

What a cavalier attitude........

RRAKRANG!!!!!!!

rkarang:
Nto-oo I stay on campus In other words, everything is moving smoothly, right here.

However, I feel for my fellow students that are experiencing this horrible situation.

Many of them are so smart that they've devised means of getting on with it.

What a cavalier attitude........

RRKANG!!!!!!!

wats so special in seun.. he doesnt even have beards and he doesnt knw hw to smile and he has a small mouth.... mtcheew

PS: i have accepted my faith already...see u all in 10years time after i have been unbanned

twaintoy:
Kanayo O Kanayo and Clems Ohameze.

let's title this scenery... THE ONE DOLLARnaires BLOOD BROTHERHOOD part 1-9

REB3L:
that awkward moment when the op creates a topic and has 254 views and no single comment.

dude u are wiked.. nwanne e di too bad

lovaleenny:
Everyone should care wen a song is glorifying RAPE....listening and dancing to songs is nice but wen d lyrics goes against moral standards den ppl shud stop listening to the song...isn't dt why lady gaga's judas song was banned in 2010

i knw a lot of songs that glorify rape..drugs..immorality..prostitution and stripping and they are produced abroad... wat happens to them ? it wont stop the listeners frm listening.
even our own NBC couldnt figure out if olamides track was good for the ears or not.
so i say who cares

me too i want to do sina...

but seriously who fckin cares

me too i want to do sina...

but seriously who fckin cares

more like airtel just launched their first 2G service

how i wish i could teleport...all this gra gra would be a waste of time...

GeJ keeps jumping up and down..lookin for who to cajole..seriously his azz doesnt stay in a place

Seun suen seun...well done u want to finally politicize our nairaland ...very soon pdp and apc will start clashing banners...

martyns303:
Can you imagine a potter being honored with such prestige. A potter? In the US u will have the face Of Benjamin Franklin, UK has the face of the Queen, SA the face of Mandela, India the face of Ghandi. People of National and International recognition that contributed immensely to a positive change in their respective countries, but since Nigeria has not been capable of producing people of such esteem, we have a potter.

People need to stop running abroad, Nigeria is where things happen, where the impossible becomes people. Where
A farmer and ex convict is made president
A shoeless man is made president
$20 Billion vanishes ( imagine if only $1 billion appears in ur account )
7 is greater than 14, ( law of maths doesn't apply, u can turn 1 into 100000 )

Endless opportunities, add urs.

dude are u for real at all...you call her just a potter...who has been awarded several times enough to spell ur name. You even made ursef look foolish by mentioning people that u find great, the queen of england..hw has she helped ur life..by making u believe nothing good can emerge from a black sheep like u..mtchew

mtcheww.. who cares ..i pity this countrys regression..

NIGERIA IS NOW A WILD WEST ON ITS OWN...PEOPLE DIE AT THE FARE

Midehi:
Admire ke...i only pity her stupidity,i neva liked her

calm down

Cutehector4u:
when did i write i wnt to use magun to charm somebody..all dese yabaleft candidates...

bro..i think u ar dumb..i said wat do u need magun for..cos my great great grandfather is enough as a native doctor to cast magun upon every human in skirt in ur family

u just uploaded random images..common this are old images

Hotel Transvaynia
despicable me
the smurfs

i love them all

why are u confusing yourself..you said stabbed in the eye..now you are saying almost stabbed in the eye..

eyah

Midehi:
Oh...see dis mumu woman dat dnt av respect for God..because evrytin for her body na artificial dats why she tink shes beautiful...she & Genevieve who fine pass,forget d artificial bum bum, look her face well na she evn rsemble ape...i evn fine pass her sef...i trust nija girls dey wil blast her back.

chai...now shes angry...i thought you girls admire her everytime.

PS: WHY IS SHE POPULAR SEF ?

what are you using magun for ?