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They're trying

Rosarie:
Police,I hate that profession with a passion.

what about Dss. They're secret police too do you hate them

Peru remix ed sheeran ft Fireboy

I know even before clicking that it'll be Lagos. The kind mad people wey full dat place no be here. E be like say everybody head dey touch. In runtown's voice if you've never been to eko you never do nothing

Kai first thing on a Christmas morning. The first thing I'm seeing is curve. How can I unsee this rubbish

Damn nigarr
When i thought I've seen it all. The ghost of the dead body would be looking at those fools weeping for them. Coz they're all useless zombies

I don't know how this is news

At one point I saw contemplating being a car washer. When one collected my babe. Using someone's car

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Chai one of my sexual fetish is to bang this girl ruthlessly. That'll be a dream come true for me and I'm working towards that

In mosdii's voice naija girls are useless

8 chicken is N 10000 dem no too big sha
In dutse Jigawa state

Chai I can't imagine a day without sex. If i was in an Arab them for done cut all my hand and legs finish. Omo I for done collect koboko tire. Since then ban straffing abeg what of soapy

nedekid:
He then woke up from sleep and found out it was a dream

Dreams do come true. Obama never thought he would one day be president

Happy married life. dis one done get him own personal pussy

This Buhari regime is the most nepotistic in Nigerias history. Na Hausa fulani full all this top government agencies. It would shock you when you go to any of this agencies na only kano, katsina, bauchi, kaduna people you go see. The poor man is doomed in this country

Madrina has been on the spotlight lately

shogsman:
You don't have any business talking about football if you call park the most decorated Asian player in history.
What is son,Ali dei,kagawa ,Cha bum kum,Kim Jo sun playing, basketball?

unfortunately none of the names you mentioned won a champions league medal. Son is still fighting to win carling cup

Na everything mod go push reach FP. Nairaland has lost its glory. How is this newsworthy.anyways the aviation sector has been a cash cow.agencies like NAMA and FAAN. congrats

Hisbah joined the group chat

tamdun:
If they wear it una go complain, if them no wear una go still complain, wetin una want gaan

abeg help me ask am Ebenezer obeys the donkey, the man and his son comes to mind

Most of them are A.B.U products. I'm proud to be an abusites

Haakeem:
no be like that.....if u get money,they go rush u.

guy student no dey get money. You no dey collect salary and allowance. Moreover if person get money him no go write am for forehead. I had a coursemate whose dad was a Director-general he graduated a virgin no one knew his dad was rich until we graduated

WiszyFraud:
You should count yourself a lucky guy jorh..


Why waste your precious time trying to toast a woman?
That bullshit really marvels me..

1. You stop her
2. You try to know her name
3. You start begging for her contact, which you might not even get because she’ll tell you she doesn’t give out her number, moreover she has so many male contacts saved to her phone ..
4. She then gives you the number after so much beggings and convincing... You then start calling her with your own airtime
5. She sometimes act funny on phone, but then you try your best to beg her to accept you into her life
6. After much beggings and persuasions, she then agrees to hang out with you. You then become very excited
7. When you two finally meets, all the expenses na for your head, plus her transport fare
8. Then you’re now happy you finally got your fellow human being who will practically add nothing meaningful to your life.. Only thing she brings in return for your time and money is just spread legs, and share some diseases/infections with you..

Use your head bros..

If konji holds you too much, there are numerous runs girls out there who will give you the same sex, and then you move on jejely with your life without all the dramas listed above.. And it’s a one time thing.

Always roll with your condoms sha.. ThankYou ✌️

how do i like this a million times

Chatflick:
Buhari for don kpai

that useless man. tey tey

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Gihoase:
I only wish Is to lash this girl one day

egungun be careful na express you dey go

freakydaddy:
WIZKID BURNA BOY OLAMIDE WIZKHALIFA AND SNOOP DOGG HAVING A BRIEF MEETING

Guy you no add lil Wayne post Malone and future

Nice one

RightDecision15:
Christmas will be dull here, I lost my pops just this morning. So sad

may his soul rest in jannatul firdaus

Please someone should tell me how girls give greenlight.