₦airaland Forum

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YorubaLord:
Why her nose come look like Quagmire in Family guy own?

beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder abi na money him follow like this

I still maintain that as long as the issue of religion and Godfatherism still continues in our country. we are going to keep having corrupt and incompetent people at the helm of affairs. A.A sule is not even qualified to be a councilor in saner climes but because he has connection with powers-that-be . He is poised for an 8 year tenure.

alsudan:
They need a terrorist Governor in the heart of the middle belt to camp their terrorists for steady attacks into Benue and Plateau.

Yaro Mai Wanna aka Davematics would have halted their Jihad agenda that's why he was denied, even after winning overwhelmingly at the polls.

You think so

Even though we're playing Ivory coast we're coasting to victory today

G00dharddick:
Ivory coast 4 - 0 super chickens

Quote me after the match

E go shock you sey naija go win this match least na draw

Korededapo20:
Automatic gear 4plugs engine 138k miles very cold air-conditioning remote key call 081 6117 8354
price - 3.2m slightly negotiable

location

To each their own

thesicilian:
So whoever doesn't like his comedy has a problem?

You don't really have a problem perse. let's just say you're a sadist

Buhari will only ashuwa you

Angelfrost:
You are dwelling too much on the past, Sir.

No disrespect to the Legend Mourinho, but it can't be a coincidence that he hasn't been able to keep a job for as long as he did at Chelsea under Abramovich... The fact that he gets sacked upandan says clearly that his methods are no longer keeping up with the modern game.

The man has not evolved.

even today could also be the past

LagosSuperStar:
Why do northerners marry girls under 18?
Is that maybe that's the perfect age to get a girl into the family line.
According to old tradition in Africa, the man marries the before 20 and he is given a farm. The parents are also responsible for the young couples.

But this is a new world, and modernity has proven why religion is weak in most aspects. I wonder why girls below 15 are given out as wives.

That girl that her video went viral wey get krokro nyash. I think she's 16. You might be surprised the kind gbola her kitten must have swallowed. Marrying early reduces a girl child tendencies for prostitution. Well every girl now is an ashawo. na you never catch your own

kewelljoseph:
Still available

3.7 million

jubrilELsudan:
I HATE THIS DAVIDO BOY WITH A PASSION

In Kiss Daniel's voice "Na your hate dey give me money"

This your price sha

SAMTOBIJU:
The team is not bad, they just need a better handler and motivation. How we will beat ivory coast in there stadium with all there home fans na him I don't know now

we dey always beat them. Go and check our head to head

Nigeria

Hmmm

The way things are going very soon we'll buy 2004 Corolla for 10 million

This zaidu na confirm mumu sha. something wey you go tear better shot

Goal ball.cote D'Ivoire

KhalilAK:
Disquiet in CBN over plan to relocate key departments to Lagos, render Abuja headquarters ‘useless’

There is disquiet in the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, over plan by the new management to fully relocate major departments from the Abuja headquarters to the former headquarters in Lagos.

DAILY NIGERIAN gathered that members of staff of the apex bank, especially married women are grumbling over the decision.

This newspaper gathered that the departments penciled down for relocation by the CBN governor Yemi Cardoso are: Banking Supervision, DBS; Other Financial Institutions Supervision, OFISD; Consumer Protection Department, CPD; Payment System Management Department, PSMD and; Financial Policy Regulations Department, FPRD.
It was also gathered that 1,533 staff would be affected by the massive redeployment.

A source who preferred anonymity said the policy had already forced some members of staff to consider resignation.

“The affected departments are the major departments of the CBN. They are the only departments mentioned in the BOFIA Act [Banking and Other Financial Institutions Act].

“Moving them entirely will only further strengthen Lagos and weaken Abuja. When you move all these departments to Lagos, then what is left of the headquarters? It will become almost useless.

“Women colleagues that are married can’t cope with this decision, especially those from the North,” said the source.

The source alleged that the new management under Mr Cardoso had been hostile to the staff since his assumption of office.
“Since this management assumed office, every week an average of two staff members resign because of the hostile environment they created.

“This is on record and can be verified. The HR unit maintains the records of CBN staff, from recruitment to exit.

“The entire atmosphere of the bank is that of gloom and unease, as the staff are working in a state of fear and uncertainty due to regular threats to their jobs by the new management,” the source added.

While questioning the rationale behind the decision, the source said the move raised suspicions of a plot to elevate Lagos above Abuja and downsize staff.

“When the new management assumed office, there were rumours of plans to downsize, which it dismissed.

“But with this indiscriminate transfers of both married women and people with medical needs, the suspicion of workers is that they want to downsize through the backdoor, knowing full well that a lot of these married women will rather resign than be transferred away from their families.

“And some are saying it’s a Yoruba agenda of strategically moving units of government from Abuja to Lagos because a similar incident happened in the NNPCL Retail,” the insider added.

Another source told our correspondent that some heads of department had already briefed their team members to begin preparations for transfer to Lagos, adding that some affected staff had already received their transfer letters.

The source, therefore, appealed to well-meaning Nigerians to prevail on the management of the apex to rescind its decision, saying it will affect their productivity.

Although the acting director of Corporate Communications of the CBN, Hakama Sidi-Ali, could not be reached for comment at the time of filing this report, an internal memo released Friday said the massive redeployment was aimed at decongesting the headquarters.

Excerpts from the memo obtained by DAILY NIGERIAN reads: “This is to notify all staff members at the CBN Head Office that we have initiated a decongestion action plan designed to optimize the operational environment of the Bank.

“This initiative aims to ensure compliance with building safety standards and enhance the efficient utilization of our office space.

“This action is necessitated by several factors, including the need to align the Bank’s structure with its functions and objectives, redistribute skills to ensure a more even geographical spread of talent and comply with building regulations, as indicated by repeated warnings from the Facility Manager, and the findings and recommendations of the Committee on Decongestion of the CBN Head Office.

“The action plan focuses on optimizing the utilization of other Bank’s premises. With this plan, 1,533 staff will be moved to other CBN facilities within Abuja, Lagos and understaffed branches.

“Our current occupancy level of 4,233 significantly exceeds the optimal capacity of 2,700 designed for the Head Office building. This overcrowding poses several critical challenges:

“1. Safety Concerns: The building’s infrastructure was designed for a specific number of occupants. Exceeding this capacity has raised safety concerns, increased health and accident risks – and hinders efficient emergency evacuation.

“2. Reduced Efficiency: Crowded workspaces are negatively impacting productivity and collaboration. Additionally, overstretched facilities have led to increased maintenance costs.

“3. Structural Integrity: The building’s integrity can be compromised by exceeding its designed capacity.”

The memo further said the decongestion would also improve the apex bank’s operational and workflow efficiency.

“Strategic alignment: The decision to redistribute departments and staff is rooted in a strategic approach to align the structure of the Bank with its functions and objectives. Certain departments may be better suited to operate in proximity to Financial Institutions’ head offices, which are predominantly located in Lagos. This strategic alignment ensures optimal collaboration and efficiency,” the memo added.

But an insider said the immediate-past governor, Godwin Emefiele, had made provision for the construction of an annex office and multi-level car park opposite the head office building (behind Sahad Stores) in order to decongest the head office building.

Wow!

IjebuWarrior:
Wetin be scores? Who dey lead, abeg?

Useless pple! Make dem kill dem selves finish, abeg. 9ja population too much sef.

guy you're wicked oh

Come and make heaven let me see

Nigeria no be only Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba oh.

tonytony208:
Your Mohamed collected his son's wife. Isn't that an illicit relationship?

Mohamed also kissed the penis of a young man and asked his followers to dedicate their penis to him.

It's baffling how you Muslims even attempt to preach holiness when the founder of ur religion is a morally rotten person that uses fake Gabriel Revelation to justify his sinfulness

people like you Seun suppose declare state of emergency on top una head

Wainey:
Rich people are always quiet. They know they are at the top and doesn't need to prove it to anyone. Na poor people deh try to impress media

davido and DJ cuppy says Hi!

LegendHero:
They should subtract that 1 billion donation he gave to Lagos.

dey play. wetin be 1 billion naira for inside 1billion dollar

thought we agreed the breakfast will reach everybody

conductor119:
The slave, cowardly idiotic pigs of Nigeria from one particular segment of the Shithole will still come out to defend him

na waoo. Funny

kudos

Grace na Koko
talent na Jará

KnowledgePower7:
Cook it for Hamas

Naso one Muslim flatemate go chop my stew without telling me.
As I enter house, catch am dey take my stew.
I just burst out laughing

He ask me wetin sup, I lock up

I just wait for the mumu to finish second plate then I told him I bought grinded canned pork and added it to the stew

The idiot didn't sleep that night he dey force himself to vomit

God cannot punish you for a crime you don't know