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Bamz:
Is this a poem?

Yes. If you perceive it to be so.

It's obviously a type of species of bat...
Birds have beaks and feathers...



but since it's onitsha....
What can I say!?

*modified*
I made front page..
Lemmie plant tree here...

tempem:
I just dey reason one place for my mind.. You go like am?

I can't like where I don't know nah, can i?

tempem:
Waoh!! That's great. I am too.
Next five years, where do you think you should be?

Anywhere ohh.. bros... so far money is present at that location.

tempem:
Of course..

Student, or a working class?

Student.

tempem:
whizjay. Why did you love staying around romance section?

interesting topics usually pop up there.

Mehn... Na so boredom take hook you!?

New International Version
"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
Matt 24:36

For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.
Matt 24:24

evegran:
Op I think you have an extremely low mentality for generalising this, because if that brain of yours wasn't filled with dirty water and sand, you would say "why do "some" Nigerian girls have a low mentality" and not tag all us.

Ishie!



Modified: Erm what does your post have to do with mentality?
It rather concerns attitude and to be honest, Op- you sound dumped.
Did that fine girl dump your broke ass for a guy who bought her a clean iphone 6?

Aww poor sheep.

Pity him nah..

O.P na so e pain you reach!?

Mckennedy:
Your story is incomplete....

Really...
What did I miss!?

tabithababy:
. Oh Jesus. Am very sure she must have been warned before now. She shouldn't have preached around that area. It is not by force. Everybody cannot make heaven also considering the fact that a boko haram is the order of the day in this country. May God help us all.

Amen oh!

She had Seven kids.
This is sad, so sad...

Of course, they wouldn't want to say why she was killed so it wouldn't cause any unrest, buhh I feel there's need to say it.. so at least people take caution

I happen to be living in this same very neighbourhood, it's was in the early hours of Saturday, I planned to leave home early, I had to get to a training program I recently started.. I noticed the unusual unavailability of okada around..
Something smelled fishy, I noticed noise where people gathered near a dumpsite... also noticed the presence of some armed police men...

Curiosity kicked in... making my may towards the crowd my eyes were greeted by the startling site of a woman lying in her cold blood.
From the information I gathered from the crowd..

She was doing early morning evangelism (morning cry), while she was preaching with a portable speaker system some Muslim men came toward her harassed her for a bit before one brought out a knife and stabbed her after which they all vanished leaving the woman bleeding on the roadside

Please if you must evangelise please do so with caution, move in groups if possible.
I pray God sees us through our daily activities, IJN.
Amen.

Ebay14:
Lol.. Pls u dnt know me n i dnt know u.. Not here to argue with anyone.. But I'm a graduate of dat institution.. But i can't hide d truth.. D standard is very poor compared to the amount paid.... What faculty ar u even talking about.. For d much i know d engineering faculty especially elect department is a mess... Life is all about choices.. U will only understand when your eyes bcom open.. Guess u ar still in d process

[size=13pt]BLESS[/size] [size=13pt]YOU[/size]


Preach on!! Tell them..

marv1:
meaning?

It's in capital letters and you don't understand!?

Elandro987:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Do u knw why some parent tell their children that horse meat is bitter? simply because it's very expensive & they can't afford it. if urs can't afford to sponsor u in private institution Pls keep quiet, read comments but don't discourage others. Madonna Uni is the cheapest among all other accredited private institutions in Naija, free from cultism, well protectd by police, Soldiers, and Prayer to God by Pastors, Rev. Fathers and imam, free from strike, Conducive environs to learn and offers quality Education, free Internet etc. To study in any colleague of pharmacy in America or Europe u must spend over N5m annually. 'm a pharmacist, graduate of Madonna Uni, incase u've gat rich parents & Academically sound I recommend Madonna Uni. "If u think Education is expensive, try ignorance"

Errmm..... sorry sir, but you pass false information

Madonna isn't the cheapest private university in Nigeria
The issue of cultism .. ha! 70 boys were expelled last semester after weapons were found in their rooms.
You call madonna environment conducive for learning!?
So wrong! With frequent power and water problems..
Not to talk of the harassment received from hall reps...
I don't see what's conducive there.

Bryant118:
In as much as I don't like the fact that the increment is too much doesn't mean u should call the school shithole. I bet you, you can't stand most graduate of that school especially thier doctors, pharmacist, med lab scientist, nurses etc.academically.

What makes you say so?

[size=15pt]MADONNA[/size]

[size=15pt]UNIVERSITY[/size]


MOTHERLAND OF ALL SHITHOLES

*spreads mat*
*sits down*

*brings out groundnut from pocket*
*pours onto palm*

*rub palms together*
*blows*

*chews noisily in anticipation*

How can a human be so brutal..
So insensitive...
So animalistic.

He's a child, he didn't wash kettle well...
You wan kill am!
He wants to watch TV... you beat him

When he errs,
He's need correction!! Urrghh! Not such level of abuse!

When Sunday comes now, you baff and carry bible say you Dey go church Make God bless you!!

In other news pigs vows to always be airborne...

Wow... to see that someone is able to decrease the weight of his wallet to help students online without anything attached is a rare sight...

Even though I didn't receive,
I appreciate those that gave out.

May the good Lord replenish your pockets ijn!
Amen!




All of una wey get alert go use am subscribe now.

Johnny just come ohh...
Abeg who dey share this money!?

Please oh Jesus loves you
Show me love too

benin weed

osogbo weed

Abi!?
Sister, your head dey there Jared!!

Danish yahoo boys no dey try oh

Nothing...
The bonnet has a painted tree without leaves on it..


Is there anything bad there!?

write2obi:
Nice write up, but poorly organized I found it impossible tagging the name to the pictures

The pictures are arranged in the same order as the names of the fruits...

SeverusSnape:
The first picture (of the open African star apple) looks like a Va-gi-na.


Yalo...... Garden egg
It's a vegetable though...

Dirty minded Dude!

The ramaining pics

The proper name of the fruits are in bold text


'Udara', 'Agbalumo'.
African Star Apple

'Icheku', 'Licky-Licky'.
Velvet Tamarind

'Fruit'.
Tropical Almond

'Apple'.
Rose Apples

'Cherry'.
Pitanga Berries

'ShawaShop'
SourSop

'Iyeye'(Yoruba), 'Ngulungwu'(Igbo), 'Isada'(Hausa)
Hog Plums

'Ube'
African Pear



Feel Free to add yours....
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Daddi:
bro, its ugu not ugwu. Ugu=vegetable, ugwu=person name

Noted...