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RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Being A Man by whizjay(m): 3:30am On Apr 25, 2015
Disadvantages of being a woman.


1. Pregnancy, nine month of your life slowed down by pregnancy, plus the mood swings, cravings, contractions... Urgghh....

2. ChildBirth, if you know the amount of pain..... shocked
I witnessed one last year... The woman turned to an animal, she was screamin', cryin', scratchin', bitin'.....
Mehn! Ladies, una dey try....

3. Menstruation, bloody discharges every month, don't know how it feels buh, I'm guessing is messy and uncomfortable....

4. Finding their right size for underwears, especially bras.... "Heavily Endowed" women usually have trouble finding the proper size that'll fit them comfortably

5. Plaiting of Hair... I've Braided my hair before, and I can tell you..... Its painful.
The girl was just doing the hair... Tears where just leaking out.... After that come see headache

6. Putting with with the bullsh*t of most males... Stalkers, pervs..... Etc








The list goes on....
RomanceRe: Ladies, Wah Will Be Ur Reaction? by whizjay(m): 3:10am On Apr 25, 2015
rawpadgin:
what the size of ur pant & brahuh

would love to buy u 2 dozen
grin
RomanceRe: 4 Reasons,that You Might Be Dating A Female GANGSTA by whizjay(m): 2:45am On Apr 25, 2015
Chiam55:
Lol! I wanna be a female gangster cool

3 & 4 are cool grin
Yep, 3 is a turn on....

Buh can you handle 4??

gringrin
RomanceRe: 4 Reasons,that You Might Be Dating A Female GANGSTA by whizjay(m): 2:43am On Apr 25, 2015
Number 3
..............Mostly dem High Class runs Girls.angry

Number 2 & 4
............. Mostly Local runs Babes. angry

Number 1
.........This happens when (Numbers 2&4) try and Fail to Become (Number 3)

grin
Rap BattlesRe: Haven Of Peace: GIYAZZ' Lounge by whizjay(m): 12:47pm On Apr 24, 2015
gottoboy:
You pulled n̶̲̥̅̊o Show n̶̲̥̅̊åå, not my fault. . Giyaz for still win you if you had won me. . .
Giyaz, win mehuh
undecided

Make I shit barb wire!
RomanceRe: Boy Films Girlfriend Fighting His Mum . by whizjay(m): 12:30pm On Apr 24, 2015
^^^

Heheheh....
grin
RomanceRe: Boy Films Girlfriend Fighting His Mum . by whizjay(m): 12:18pm On Apr 24, 2015
The painful part....
The f*cktard is smiling....
undecided

The statement that annoyed me the most...

"Facebook, instagram, twitter.... Y'all see this!?"
angry angry
RomanceRe: Sleeping With My Step-mum Seems To Be My Only Chance For Survival by whizjay(m): 12:05pm On Apr 24, 2015
Lala247:
Lol yes tongue

Next time when u sip have digestive or rich tea biscuit...make i teach u ..
So what Op saying lol
Digestive, Rich tea biscuit..
Noted.. cheesy

Dunno for the OP oh,
Just some sad story about family, school and......
Prolly a scam.... undecided

The sharp Guy wan nack person maga on top NL...grin
Smh...
RomanceRe: Just Me by whizjay(m): 11:58am On Apr 24, 2015
dharay99:
here u go.
embarassed
thankz mahn!

*takes blunt*

*Weedz in* shocked
.
.
.
.
.
*Exhales* shocked

cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Sleeping With My Step-mum Seems To Be My Only Chance For Survival by whizjay(m): 11:39am On Apr 24, 2015
Lala247:
Gave u your first dp like lol smiley ladies wicked for Nl
Swear nah only me they give guys dp likes wink.. Whizjay
Gee... Thankz

embarassed




Following you...cheesy
RomanceRe: She Can Do What The BIG GIRLS Do by whizjay(m): 11:34am On Apr 24, 2015
*Sips hollandia*

gringrin
RomanceRe: Sleeping With My Step-mum Seems To Be My Only Chance For Survival by whizjay(m): 11:29am On Apr 24, 2015
Lala247:
Lol iffa see you gini
Common drop dat thing

Lol no sipping only if i approve ..
Jealousy! tongue
Shebi, you collect your tea naw....
tongue

grin grin
RomanceRe: Just Me by whizjay(m): 11:26am On Apr 24, 2015
dharay99:
just me.. smiley
Oboi, pass am abeg....
RomanceRe: Sleeping With My Step-mum Seems To Be My Only Chance For Survival by whizjay(m): 11:20am On Apr 24, 2015
Lala247:
Lol u come they drink my tea ... U give u tea cup undecided

*sips tea *
*dips in biscuit*


Mind urself ohh .. Nah only me dey drink tea for here grin
cry

Collect your tea seff!!!

I no want again....
E dey do anything 4 body...

*runs out to buy hollandia yougurt*
*strawberry flavoured* tongue

cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: My 2015 Handsome Dude On Nairaland by whizjay(m): 11:04am On Apr 24, 2015
^^
na Meme war una dey do so?!
Nairaland GeneralRe: My 2015 Handsome Dude On Nairaland by whizjay(m): 10:58am On Apr 24, 2015
dharay99:
low job opportunity for the youth...see wah uv tuned ds 0p into. cry cry
Heheheh....
grin

Buh, you get bad mouth oh!
grin grin
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Guys Don't Have Girlfriends. by whizjay(m): 10:36am On Apr 24, 2015
Buhh... On a serious note tho.
It all depends on the type of girlfriend you've got...
I doubt an understanding girl is going to put all her financial burden on you....

The problem is that most Guyz rush into relationships, and most at times... End up with the wrong girl....
When I say the 'wrong girl' I mean the 'excessively demanding kind'
the type that'll say "let's go out to eat"
When there food in ya house..angry

Find the right girl,
That girl that will tidy up ya place when it is messed up..
That girl that'll happily join you to soak garri...
That girl that'll spend the night with you, even if Nepa f*cks Up, and Fuel no dey Gen.

grin
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Guys Don't Have Girlfriends. by whizjay(m): 10:24am On Apr 24, 2015
ronald4lif:
Whether we admit it or not this is the reality out there. A lot of guys don't have girlfriends because they can't put up with women's needs. And as illustrated above most of their needs are way more expensive than that of guys. How would one expect a guy who's having difficulties fending for himself put up with such list.

It would have been a different case entirely if these girls stop these demands and start fending for themselves. Men and women have equal abilities to make money so why leech on another just coz they're involve with you huh
Preach my brother....

Tell 'em the Gospel...

grin
RomanceRe: Sleeping With My Step-mum Seems To Be My Only Chance For Survival by whizjay(m): 10:21am On Apr 24, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Hahahahahaha. Baddest!
*in military tone*

Permission to follow you sir!?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I'm New Here. I Would Like To Make Real Friends. by whizjay(m): 10:18am On Apr 24, 2015
She just enter oh, Niggaz don dey drop Number...

undecided


anyways....

Welcome, Debradup!
RomanceRe: Sleeping With My Step-mum Seems To Be My Only Chance For Survival by whizjay(m): 10:05am On Apr 24, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
And this ( • )^( • )

XXL grin
*sips tea*





Ahh.... Yesss....
These ones would do....

besides, I need more milk inside this tea.

grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Haven Of Peace: GIYAZZ' Lounge by whizjay(m): 9:54am On Apr 24, 2015
gottoboy:
Why the face?
Na so 10k use escape me...




Buh anyway....

Its all good... cheesy
RomanceRe: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by whizjay(m): 9:51am On Apr 24, 2015
kinglekan:
Chaiiiii!!! You just copy and paste. U nor fit edit the "her" comot. No wonder the gods finally made you the,

SI Unit for MUMUism

Congrats on your award once again bro!!!

grin
"SI Unit for MUMUism"

gringringrin
RomanceRe: Sleeping With My Step-mum Seems To Be My Only Chance For Survival by whizjay(m): 9:45am On Apr 24, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
You'd like ta svck? cheesy
No, thankz.....

they are too small...

grin
RomanceRe: Sleeping With My Step-mum Seems To Be My Only Chance For Survival by whizjay(m): 9:33am On Apr 24, 2015
jacksparrow1207 :
B(*)(*)Bs
Wow....
grin
RomanceRe: Sleeping With My Step-mum Seems To Be My Only Chance For Survival by whizjay(m): 4:23am On Apr 24, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
(•)^(•)
Are those eyes....

Or



shocked
RomanceRe: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by whizjay(m): 2:08am On Apr 24, 2015
These Niggurs Sef...

Una nor dey sleep... undecided
RomanceRe: Reasons Not To Smoke Weed (igbo) by whizjay(m): 11:01pm On Apr 23, 2015
Weed....





Vegetable Of the gods...
cool
RomanceRe: Twaci: My New Found Love >>> by whizjay(m): 10:52pm On Apr 23, 2015
undecided


Orijin,
baba.... You badt oh!
I fear your style...
RomanceRe: Reasons Not To Smoke Weed (igbo) by whizjay(m): 10:31pm On Apr 23, 2015
*Popcorn don finish*
*Runs to buy groundnut*

Wey that remote dey...angry

*finds remote*
*presses play*

grin
PoliticsRe: Rich And Handsome! Governor Fayose’s Son Looks Like A Prince In New Photos by whizjay(m): 9:27pm On Apr 23, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Look at his bald head like Carribean calabash. If this silly thread makes frontpage I promise to trek from here (Port Hacourt) to Ekiti. angry


Friedplantain
I bet one wicked Mod saw your post and put it on front page....

gringrin
PoliticsRe: Rich And Handsome! Governor Fayose’s Son Looks Like A Prince In New Photos by whizjay(m): 9:20pm On Apr 23, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Look at his bald head like Carribean calabash. If this silly thread makes frontpage I promise to trek from here (Port Hacourt) to Ekiti. angry


Friedplantain
Choi!

Na you talk am oh!
PH to Ekiti! grin grin

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