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 Jokes Etc › Re: Question Of The Day? by whizjay(m): 9:44am On Feb 13, 2015 |
7kahfe:Yeahh..... Mayb they just got lazier..... Cuz They now have someone to do basic chores and stuff around the house for them... |
| Romance › Re: 12 Reasons You Should Have Sex With Your Partner Every Day by whizjay(m): 9:07am On Feb 13, 2015 |
demelza:Actually..... I'm science inclined.... *motions for you to come closer* *whispers* "I'm just a book-wise igbo boy"  1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Must Read!!!..so Funny*** by whizjay(m): 8:59am On Feb 13, 2015 |
Thought you said it was "So funny".....  *pisses on thread* *Uses sand to cover it* *walks out* |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Many Young Girls Get Deflowered On Valentine's Day? by whizjay(m): 8:39am On Feb 13, 2015 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Question Of The Day? by whizjay(m): 8:33am On Feb 13, 2015 |
They Get Constant food supply from their new wife..... Contrary to before they got married. I think... |
| Romance › Re: 12 Reasons You Should Have Sex With Your Partner Every Day by whizjay(m): 8:29am On Feb 13, 2015 |
Everyday sex with your partner leads to plenty unwanted pregnancy Plenty unwanted pregnancys leads to over population... Over population leads to speedy depletion of Earths resources.... This Leads to scarcity.... This Leads to increase In Prices... .... ...... ....... 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Many Young Girls Get Deflowered On Valentine's Day? by whizjay(m): 8:00am On Feb 13, 2015*. Modified: 8:54am On Feb 13, 2015 |
Well..... Valentines Day is all about "Love" Right?? "Sex" is related to love, Right?? All my explanation seff!........ Its just like Xmas... People spend a lot, Usually not having in mind that they are gonna need that money to sort things out during when the New year starts..... Valentines Day... People Bleep a lot, Usually not having in that they promise to save themselves for .... Na just the wey tinz be.... 3 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Different Types Of Bank (girls) In Nigeria. Which Bank(s) Is Urs? by whizjay(m): 7:56am On Feb 13, 2015 |
Bankz charge too much these days... Me, I don't use any of these banks..... I'll rather stuff my money inside my KoLo (local Safe) |
| Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: 2 Face Helps Annie Idibia Burst Her Pimple by whizjay(m): 7:52am On Feb 13, 2015 |
If I was female....... I'll be like... Awwwww!! So cute But I'm male..... Soo....... Na normal tin... |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Photo: Exam Script Of Jehova Witness Member by whizjay(m): 7:42am On Feb 13, 2015 |
| Okay...... |
| Family › Re: Shocking Picture Of A Child Half Buried Into The Ground by whizjay(m): 7:39am On Feb 13, 2015 |
smurfy:Nahhh.... Burying a kid halfway won't straighten the kids legs up... But, These people believe it does With a good diet, Bow legs usually straighten as the kids gets older...... |
| Politics › Re: Corruption Is 2 Unmarried People Sleeping Together - GEJ by whizjay(m): 9:26am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Honestly, I don't know why Nigerians are slandering this man so much... For f**k sake!! The man has tried.... And what most people fail to see is that he's under tremendous pressure..... Yet people pick on him! Imagine yourself in his shoes. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Wordplay Zone: Lets See How Good Your Wordplay Is. by whizjay(m): 1:58am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Good with the flow, Puns and /Metaphor/ She said I was bad Cuz I treat her like a hoe G's are Like "Guy, is Sex all you /Met-Her-For/". 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Gushes Over Dominique, His Daughter (photos) by whizjay(m): 12:16am On Feb 12, 2015 |
WTF!? Wetin be this!? 24 Likes |
| Family › Re: Shocking Picture Of A Child Half Buried Into The Ground by whizjay(m): 11:56pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
LWKM Normally, I know this is what most pple living in rural areas use to "correct bow legs" .... Don't know abt the crawling part.... 9 Likes |
| Computers › Re: Pls Read Me by whizjay(m): 11:52pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Ya screen don Crack.... You can get it fixed....... Any good computer engineer can do it 4 you (Which is the average igbo boy in a computer market)... But you gats feed ya wallet till e fat small..... |
| Education › Re: Give Me The Answer To This Question by whizjay(m): 4:14pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Let's call the Cat be C, Dog be D, Rabbit be R. Mathematical representation of the pic, C + R = 10 D + R = 20 D + C = 24 C + D + R =? Therefore... (C + R) + (D + R) = 10 + 20 C + D + 2R = 30 We know that C + D = 24 Soo.... 24 + 2R = 30 2R = 30 - 24 2R = 6 R = 6/3 R = 3 (C + D) + R = 27... (24) + 3 = 27... *drops chalk* *Dust hands* *walks out of the classroom* |
| Education › Re: Give Me The Answer To This Question by whizjay(m): 3:55pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
It aint hard.... The answer is 27kg... |
| Education › Re: The Miracle Tree In FUTO, Federal University Of Technology Owerri (PHOTO) by whizjay(m): 3:46pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
JustCare:Mayb the want to fetch the water for scientific purposes... Abi?? Nahh............ Dem just wan drink the miracle water! 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Superstiton Or Not?is It Bad To Eat In Your Dream? by whizjay(m): 2:33pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Well.... it all depends on the kind of food you eat.... |
| Education › Re: The Miracle Tree In FUTO, Federal University Of Technology Owerri (PHOTO) by whizjay(m): 2:09pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Wait oh!! Are these not students?? Instead make dem go class, Dem go fetch water from tree... 10 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: John Diliger !!!!! The Most Baddass American Gangster Ever!!! by whizjay(m): 9:46am On Sep 05, 2014 |
God.. I thank you for my life.... I thank you for Ops life.... Father, I thank you all the NLanders who would be able to finish reading this... Reward them. Also I thank you for 'copy and paste' it has made life easier for us, especially Op. For this I say may your name be highly exulted IJN! Amen. |
| Nairaland General › Re: BREAKING News!!!!!another Cure And Prevention For EBOLA Has Been Found!!! by whizjay(m): 9:38am On Sep 05, 2014 |
 soo... Make we begin dey chop the ewedu raw, abi?? |
| Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can U Dress Like This To A Party? by whizjay(m): 9:34am On Sep 05, 2014 |
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| Education › Re: Can I Get Admitted Into The University With This Result by whizjay(m): 11:57pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
Choi!!! Mehnn... See comments!! OP for don dey cry ....Eeyahhh... Sha! That's life! I'll advice you to sit 4 GCE (if you didn't take neco) Or Partake in a Pre degree program... Make sure you study hard.......  |
| Romance › Re: Most Effective Ways To Attract A Girl! Here Are The Secrets by whizjay(m): 5:59pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
Heyy!! OP you forgot to add the most important one! Have Money!! 1 Like |
| Pets › Re: Not A Dog!, Not A Cat!!....... Groom Your Own Pet Chicken!!!(fowl) by whizjay(m): 10:14pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Chicken as a pet?? Sure! Why not! I might not rub it vaseline... But I'll bathe it in hot water after giving it a very, very close shave... 1 Like |
| Education › Re: The Best Engineering Course To Study In Nigeria by whizjay(m): 9:53pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Biomedical engineering 1 Like |
| Education › Re: After 400 Years,mathematicians Find A New Class Of Solid Shapes. by whizjay(m): 9:50pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
| Didn't Read Too much grammer... Just look'd at the pictures... 1 Like |
| Entertainment › Re: Meet The Brazilian Man Born With His Head Upside-down by whizjay(m): 7:18am On Sep 02, 2014 |
Mehn!! Thank God for creating me like this oh!! I'm just wondering how life will be for that Guy... Assuming he drinks water nkoor? Won't it come out his nose? Does he see upside down too  |
| Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by whizjay(m): 4:01pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Sharp Guy....... E go hard before the girl say no sha...... in front of all those people....... Dont see what is romantic about proposing in a shopping mall sha...... Assuming it was me that was proposing,, I would have done it in a fancy resturant.... |
