₦airaland Forum

Roland17:
I am not shocked they are unhappy with the appointment, especially that flop Gbarry Neville. If he had a choice it would be a class of 92 United player.

My prayer is that if United fire ETH, they appoint Gbarry Neville as head coach and "Anyanwu" Scholes as his assistant. Make we see if dem no go relegate!

Even Ferguson would reject it before ineos self, make them no sha kill that man for him old age, people go hustle in their youthful years just to fiex in their old age, baba still dey chop breakfast left and right wey dey even make young fans like gbarride and lana1 visit chemist every weekend but God still hold baba Fergie tight, now ineos has spoilt market for his next of kin after the contract removal, the werey no go dey on soft again.

andrewbaba44:
Has been shit but dem still win Europa and ucl o ,it seems there is a new meaning to being shit ,or let’s talk about the league ,one team is not farming it .

What can be shit more than one team dominating the epl ? Lmao

Laliga won Europa last 2 seasons and ucl last season .

Na u sabi abeg

Hehehe. E pain am.
Aside real madrid nothing dey that your mumu league again, madrid go hustle but una go use pull him down syndrome scatter everywhere, make them dey rate laliga for una going to ulokpa like say na Hajj when Germany and Italy teams are producing UCL semi finalists and finalists. O wrong nau.

Amigoss:
Abeg make the best rb in England stay fit back oooo so Gbadrid go comot eyes from defending liability Trent....

I think Trent would still renew with you guys if he gets a better salary from your stingy owners, letting Salah and vvd go because of age might be reasonable but Trent would be a blow especially if he goes to strengthen real madrid for free self. I don't think y'all would want to run that risk.
If James play 10 games for us without getting injured na to locate epa sege shrine do Thanksgiving.

These divorce settlement figures in the west are borderline crazy, Wtf man, I know DJ mustard gat some big bread but paying $24,500k dolz per month minus the one time payoff is mind-blowing, how much would those kids expenses even take out of the child support? Many comfortable folks don't even earn up to that that in a year, Damn Yoda was right.
https://twitter.com/FearedBuck/status/1846236242251227413?t=oV3shPu0yEQGCSMiHW3_3A&s=19

Ijustwantto:
I get one for u
She's a Ghanaian lady. She get back and front.
Brown skin girl, fine bodi with gap teeth.
U can reach her on her twitter handle @berneese
#help your neighbor as yourself

Berneese ke? This Ghana babe wey dey gba for X dey set una players up for steady dragging, even plenty members of your fanbase are tired of her, the werey no even get yansh sef just maybe some manageable boobs but I need yansh, I need am.
You no dey do your scouting work well o, it's like you want me to reduce your workmanship fees.

jpmoriarti:
I know say ashawo dey your eyes

Just run the package for me fess and I'll spam this place with barka news more than ijustwanttotypenonsense and derumklala.
Any other thing and it's Aluta continua for your club's cook sesh.

iamoyindamola:
Is it confirmed?

At about two hours ago, the way the light went off made us knew something was wrong before coming online to confirm the grid collapse.

Ballzproblem2:
James is back,if get another injury quickly,then it's time to call it a wrap

BlueMann:
King James is back but I dare not get excited

Lmao, everybody don taya for who dem give captain, And if the werey somehow see connection get prophet fufeyin miracle water fit now, e fit go shenk us sharpaly for real madrid.
Life.

andrewbaba44:
Lmao

Free am

Common keep quiet.

jpmoriarti:
Just take it easy, bro. I hope you find some love in your life.

If you have a sexy relative or a random baby girl with perky soft assets on a voluptuous body I'll be really grateful to get that love boss. Since tpain don spoil market for boys.

Sportsweb:
Go and sleep or better still warm eba.

No be you go tell whodeyhause how to troll or hype players, these Barka bots here do worse with every tom and dick in their team

Make vischy dey form my neighbour with guys who won't hesitate to cook your club wetin no good when the situation arises, people who are trying to push rodri over the two biggest contenders for the ballon dor cause of agenda, dey drag ice cold through the streets of banter just because of one omomo wey been dey wear pampers yesterday.
If barka has a single hater, I am the one.

As national grid don pack up, make e just go like dat. No be everybody go dey burn 1300 for fuel anyhow in this great tribulation.
Things you continue to witness as a Nigerian in big 2024. 👌🏿

Ballzproblem2:
Omo I miss Buhari ,my daddy won't borrow like t-pain despite hardship

Let's just imagine for a second that this entire situation was under an opposition candidate ruling the country, you think these guys wont have shaked every where with protests like under Jonathan? Infact the situation wouldn't have gotten to this level before cooking would have started since, these so called big opposition parties we have today are dead.

andrewbaba44:
Normally whodeyhause Dey always move like sadist ,single truth no Dey him mouth

Aside some Madrid fans he is one of the few people that don’t like yamal for agenda reasons

Truth be told bro una too dey overhype and glaze that kid comparing him each and every time to more developed talents like vini, mbappe, palmer, Saka and others, give him a few more years so we'll know if he's the real deal or another fraud like pansu Panti. 👍

Vischy:
Pls tune it down because you are bringing drags to Palmer and l don't understand why you will be a troll everytime on this Barca thread. Learn to be objective as a football fan.

Oga no be you go tell me wetin I go do.
Gbarca Downfall? I'll be there. ☝🏿💯

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8239143/lady-shocked-she-sees-people
Emilokan aka Tpain do this one

Ibi me, abi naso them they do for youkay

BlueRayDick:
Just wait for APC people to show u evidence that people have been buying fish head since 1865; na u just dey hear about it today.

Amigoss:
Nigerians have been living above their means eating fish,the price of fish today and in the future is the real value of fish.....

Theflint1:
And if you can't afford to buy fish with your current salary, it means your job is now irrelevant, upskill and you'd be able to afford fish at current prices.

Ihebu4chelsea:
Eating Fish is Luxury! Nigerians should learn how to manage Life.

Unlimited22:
Why would you want to eat fish? You didn't see periwinkle?

Dey play, No go hustle, dey cry for NL.

prickursense:
The only way to beat this food crisis problem is to go back to the village and farm, so that there is food to eat all year round. Living in the city on a meagre salary will not work. I can't imagine people sharing fish head, when you can farm fish or fish in a river in the village. People, no body is going to save you, you have to save your self by securing your self. But you can eat this for now

Tajbol4splend:
If you are poor, it's your fault

Bimmarlykay:
I like Palmer don't push it... I'll invite the Greeks.

Invite them na, I'll invite Monaco and osasuna.

Bimmarlykay:
Don't masturbate yet, we gat Lamine, Lewa, inform Raph, Olmo you'll bleed you got only Palmer.

Who are these mids? 🤮

jpmoriarti:
I never see what's special about Cole Palmar.

A fortuitous player, who's above average in a very dysfunctional and horribly assembled squad.

Kinda like a one eyed man who's the king in the land of the blind.

Remove his penalty stat padding, there's nothing more to see except the normal english hype

The day any of your useless players score 4 goals in the first half against a strong team like Brighton I'll leave this your wack thread, ballon dor nominee despite a very bad season for his team, even God saved you people in that euros that Southgate didn't start him, as he entered goal came sharp.
Comot body for ice cold joh. 🥶

Bimmarlykay:
I'll take Palmer over Raphinha even as a Barca fan... he is not overhyped.

You no go take am ke?
Unfortunately your club is too broke to afford ballon dor standard ballers like him.

GloriousGbola:
how is he paying vat? it is only employees of large companies who pay track able tax

my mechanic buys part, the seller is paid direct. my mechanic is also paid direct. no tax on transaction.

it is only if you are buying from large supermarkets that you pay tax on groceries etc

if i call sme businesses that are one man - they will tell me straight. pay to company account, add vat, pay to my account - no vat

Egbon When you mean direct does that mean all his earnings arer paid directly in cash only? He doesn't do bank transactions or has a bank account where he deposits money to use from time to time?
Also all those artisans have an association where they're committed to pay some levies whether it's to FG, state or the local government and as we all know it's taken a sharp increase since last year cause of the inflation, it's not possible for him to escape taxation no matter the amount.

GloriousGbola:
not true

my mechanic has said to me that paying tax is the responsibility of alakowe like me
he has no business with paying tax

But he's paying VAT if he's not also under CIT.

jpmoriarti:
Chelsea with all there average players assembled with £1.5b, it's not uncommon to see a Guardiola reject being the main man.

On top all those money spent, na penalty merchant be una best player.

None of your average and overhyped players is touching ice cold, you dey whyne?

GloriousGbola:
the levy is inevitable imho

a large number of nigerians dodge vat by paying for services to personal accounts

especially artisans

so the govt is looking for other ways of taxing the untaxed who are supposed to pay tax

Egbon most people would be happy to pay taxes if there's at least an atom of workings in at least two sectors, not a total decadence
Their earnings would even go higher this second half of the year since fintechs like opay and the rest have already been added to the 10k transfer levy catalog, can't be taxing, taxing and expect people to be smiling when shit's getting worse.

Ijustwantto:
ice cold, Barcelona jersey would fit u so much 😊 🥶

Are you familiar with eba?

At least the first T pain we all know offers to buy you a drink, this our own will take out of our decreasing drink and still come to bobo us that the country is fvcking broke while touring Europe like say na champions league group stage matches and other miscellaneous tomfoolery.
Madam T pain own na to dey lie on top God head.
https://www.nairaland.com/8237396/fg-earns-n103.7bn-cash-transfer

Ijustwantto:
the money is not necessary though

6.3m euros is not necessary?
Coming from ijustwanttogba from ikotun?
No wonder una club broke.

Bimmarlykay:
Lol... WhoDeyHause can never change.

Lmao, if I change make I bend.
Barka downfall forever? I'll be there. 🤟🏿
Yo madrid can you do a lil sumfin for me.

Leyqute:
Raumd euter Van Dijk red card

Egbon you no like as this place been quiet as everybody dey try code am, you kala o.

andrewbaba44:
Lmao ,na bayern match suppose Dey fear me to watch

No go warm Amala chop

Make mouth well well because of alaves and young boys make i keep receipts but on that day na your body go tell you.
The pounding will be legendary.

Bimmarlykay:
Between Barca and Chelshit, which is giving it fans more joy this season?🤡

Me wey my coach and player both chop epl awards for the month but I won't brag unlike you people that are helping madrid to warm their first position till when they want it back.

Ballzproblem2:
Upward trajectory for mid-ryk biko 🙏

Yes o, upward trajectory so we can sell the bozo asapuu, I don taya to dey defend this guy potential for viewing center, Ukraine just use boehly head run wartime laundering scheme.