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Vinshu:
LOL

Followers: 300

Following: 0

@pix

Please what language is that? So you don't view nairaland in English? Wow

Ladies and gentlemen let's share.

How many followers?

Me : 1

How many you following?

Me: 0

So

goodmorning40:
Stop
Deceiving urself

I'm confused.

You are single at 40 means I must be single at 26? Nna explain.

Hallack:
there is an adage in my culture which says ' a kid who hasn't witnessed a war always thinks it's a play ' .....jst tell me if u haven't seen one no need to be shy abt it

I repeat, there is no such thing as mami wata in her place. It's a fairy tale where she comes from. Besides is there any pride in wars or mami wata?

She sef how many bf she get?

AngelAhnie:
[/font][font=Lucida Sans Unicode] why da rush? 20/21 is too early

There is nothing like early marriage. Loads of fun. Young, agile, and proactive. We can achieve anything together quickly and have many babies

Vanilla

Hallack:
thank u but let me add to ur answer...if na mami wata it can go either ways depending on how u treat her

There is no such thing as mami wata where she comes from

She looks like his grandma. .and what is the point of d marriage when they would soon enter ground?

We dat marry at 20/21 we don't know what we are doing abi?

vargasvictory:
I know say na she pick this moniker for you

Lol no bro..

Lol bro to be honest I chat with the opposite sex alot. Me ain't no fagg*t. I don't delete the chats because I'm not flirting. Chatting is different from flirting. Just as I chat with a nigga on normal level same way I'd chat with a lady on a normal female level just as friends. It's no big deal.

And again, my wife doesn't care about whom I'm chatting with because she knows Its impossible. Just as you know the sun can never rise in the north instead of East.

Lovely. +1

She is a b!tch

Lol. Not all. My own then girlfriend changed my life for better till date.

Flexherbal:
When counting the things that a woman has done for a man, don't name sex. There are so many other things women can give to men outside sex.

What else?

First of all, I won't disapprove. As a parent, my utmost concern over my child either male and female is happiness. As long as the prom would make him or her happy either with the boyfriend or girlfriend or goat or sheep. I'm ok with it as long as it's not against the law in the jurisdiction where we live.

Did he loan them to her? If so he has right. If there wasn't any agreement or contract binding to that effect, then he is a looser and should just move on

Na lie joor.. respect wetin.

If you like respect from now till the next generation if he go cheat and dump he go cheat and dump. Forget dat story. This is 2016. World don spoil

Useless points from an insecure person.

If you are a MAN in your own right your woman whether beautiful or not would be yours and you'd have no rivalry. Unless she is a hoe.

Besides, don't give the ugly b!tches hope abeg. They are ugly no be our fault. Don't tell us not to have beautiful women. Abeg

Most white don't have. I still like them. Who ass help? I no like ass before sef

Useless post.

So our women should marry a short, ugly and poor man abi? It's a crime to desire a rich and tall man ba?

Those so called poor men who women struggle with how many remember the woman? Most end up cheating on her or getting a second wife forgetting what they both went through so why stress our ladies?

Ladies, husband no be by force. . If u like marry poverty itself in the name of husband scarcity. You are on your pwn. As a man, as long as u have two hands and two working legs and a working sound mental state you don't need a woman to hustle with you. What does d woman want to do for you sef? Help you sell gala on d street? What other than to satisfy sexual desires. I don't see anything women do with men in the name of hustling. The man still does all d work. Yeah she might do little stuff that aren't so relevant.

And marriage is not permanent. Who cooked up this BS article sef? Ah ah I'm sure it's one wretched house wife have u heard the word "Divorce"?

So you should be enemies? Unto say una breakup? Una for kuku shoot yourself

Rubbish question. Na y dis world is filled with hate

kaziblake:
I hope it's a white woman you got married to

Yes. Canadian.

rose54321:
Why not a vacation, Nigerians hardly do it. Buy tickets cross river - Obudu cattle ranch, or some other resort (if you don't have kids though). Spend the weekend together. It will be a birthday she will always remember.

BTW, your comment above "at your level", there's no level to buying a teddy bear. No shame in that mehn.

Or better still order the teddy bear (the huge ones, think they are called "Giant teddies" , cake and a million balloons and have it delivered to her workplace.

Awesome! Thanks

CaptainEColeJnr:
just take her out nigga
or you get her a silver jewelry

since its her silver jubilee .. don't bother to quote me.. am off to sleep

I'd try the jewelry.

Outing is no big deal to her. It's an everyday thing.

halfricanadian:
Get her investment more like start a business for her or buy her shares in good reliable companies

She already has a company. She is director in one of those tech companies in Lagos.

Dahkogrin007:
Buy her a bible..... D best gift u cn ever giv is d word v ov God according to my pastor

Bro she is not a Christian. Religion is one thing she hates. Its her day of joy. I wont want to destroy it for her. Thanks

halfricanadian:
u want to fall my hand abi

I no grab oo

halfricanadian:
buy her an investment

Take her out have fun

Order d teddy bears online joor

Investment? Explain

Festivalofholi:
Not funny

It's funny. How you expect seX because you give a lady money. What difference does it make from a prostitute ? Abegi

Vinshu:
Get a car.

Rolls Royce is bae.

Thanks for your comment.

However, she already has a car and she doesn't even use it. So I think the car would not be needed also the economy does not permit such purchase. I'm budgeting N50 - N100k so anything within that range

So my wife is celebrating her 25th bday today. So I'm just wondering what I can get her.

Men and women in the house, what do you think? I was considering a teddy bear (She likes teddy bear alot) but I was calculating how I would walk into a shop to buy a teddy bear at my level.

So guys any mature recommendation?

Op, why not just go to a brothel and let us know you patronise prostitutes