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Criminals in.....

PrinceOfLagos:
Well played out scripts

Useless government

"Poorly played out script" you mean?

A nation divided against itself cannot stand

This dead meat seller just spamming every thread. Pity.

Nothing new here. We have seen worse than this.

We will not be shocked.

Vv

One Nigeria

MejiLoyon:
Never fight over a woman..I had an altercation with a guy over a woman years ago, the guy come carry bottle,with axe,with plenty boys say them go treat me. They came to where I usually hang out. My normal self was mad and ready to draw blood. For I was accused falsely because the woman just dey use them catch trips say she dey date Mejiloyon. But I cautioned myself. Told my guys to stand down. Went to meet the stark raving mad man and offered him a bottle of beer.

My brother beer and fried meat saved the day. In one hour all of us were dancing dbanj suddenly. In two hours men don dey vomit. Total amount spent three crates of trophy with meat making 10k. What if we fought? Compare the costs. They are not worth it.

Kill me o

Mejiloyon, you just got a fan.

Wetin be the meaning of your moniker?

In Nigeria, everyday you go out and come back in one piece, please make merry.

If God come bless you with better business profit, please, eat, drink and be merrier.

In Nigeria, there are 1,000,000 ways to die.

If vice president helicopter no crash land on top person house, dangote trailer go fail break enter people shop.

If petrol tanker no explode for hold up, police go shoot okada man because of 20naira.

If Boko haram no bomb boys wey dey play ball with missile, Nigeria army go mistakenly bomb innocent civilians.

If generator fume no kill whole family, poisoned beans dey to finish work.

If jealous husband no kill cheating wife, cheating wife go kill jealous husband.

If Amotekun no kill innocent civilian, fulani herders will kill innocent farmers.

If PDP thugs no kill APC thugs during election, APC thugs will kill PDP thugs.

Please feel free to add your own o.

Wahala be like Odumeje, e never release the god of gandusa ganduka.

Abeg, i be your best Fashion plug straight out of Mandilas.

Please visit our website 15kshop.com or chat me directly for market prices of designer fashion items you have screenshot and saved since 1930, I'll comot money for you. Still run pay on delivery plus free delivery within Lagos.

E go better one day.

Amen.

Bnb

Vv

THE FUTURE IS BAE

[quote author= post=99282217]Reading[/quote]Hope your paymaster dey inside

Naija on the beats again. Who knows if

Bhbb

Sdd

See the sham structure called school.

Our leaders are the most heartless and cruel animals prowling the surface of the earth.

As a Youth Corps member serving in Nasarawa state back then in 2011, I was left in shock, the level of neglect and deprivation in government owned secondary school where I served.

I was able to rally peasant farmers and poor parents to donate 10 modern computer sets for better quality education, the government couldn't do anything for their people.

Sad.

Bahamas95:
Alright, may her nose tip RIP.

Lol. Amen

Bahamas95:
She should rest in pieces.



She died outa foolishness.

Nobody died sir. Her nose tip died. Not the lady.

FastLane25:
Nawa ooh before person do something
remember to think twice
.
DM me for your logo, flyer and editing at a very cheap price

Na so o

What a way to live. Fast lane no pay.

Prison no be where person dey pray to go. After release, that "ex-convict" tag can haunt ehnn.

May God forgive us all.

ENGINEERG:
PEOPLE YOU ARE USED TO SEEING OR ALWAYS WITH, ARE EASY TO BE LOVED..

YOU WONT LOOK AT STATUS OR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

One cold Origin for you Engineer.

Ff

CandyOps:
Real recognize real.

So I guess na only Lalasticlala go fit ID the snake well. E get one of my guys that year in JSS1 called Eddy. He was a strong brown skin boy who never backs away from any snake or scorpion found in the dormitory.

Eddy killed so much snakes and scorpions we nicknamed him Eddy The Scorpion Killer.

One fateful day, during our weekly Thursday 'manual labor' news made rounds that Eddy had been stung by a black scorpion and was rushed to the Sick Bay.

As if that wasn't enof later the same day around evening time, another shocking news swept over the entire blocks of dorms in school...

... and it was about Eddy.

The Scorpion Killer has been bitten by a snake this time. He survived both incidents. We had no choice but to comot the 'Scorpion Killer' from his nickname because e be like the snakes and scorpions been dey plan revenge

So I guess it's one day for the Snake Killer. Another for the snake

Very funny

I no fit shout

Fools in power

Naija and darkness get lifetime contract agreement. Another money ready to be looted.

Ccc

Nigeria, steady losing credibility in the comity of nations. Where is the storage facility for upto 1 million doses of vaccine located?

Clash of culture and interests. Forcing someone to fit into your perceived "best life" for them.

Pikin grow up for Yankee, mindset different from Naija religious people.

Sometimes our parental "love and advice" could be our biggest undoing as children.

Seek for answers yourself.

Finally, there are 3 sides to a story.

You know the rest.

Make i rest.

What about the dyed hairs. Different colours on low cut

Ss