₦airaland Forum

Buhari has shown that no matter how settled or how much you feel you are this or that secured, a wrong leader with a few wrong policies can wreck you beyond your wildest imaginations...
Your business/career prosperity is largely dependent on your leaders.. ask God for forsight to pick the right one. We have seen what a wrong one can do.....

tinunbu should never in his life smell that seat....

we should all vote massively for a younger president just like peter obi....

peter obi will give Nigerians new fresh hopes.....

i can assure you 100% of that ....

cheers!

Buhari has shown that no matter how settled or how much you feel you are this or that secured, a wrong leader with a few wrong policies can wreck you beyond your wildest imaginations...
Your business/career prosperity is largely dependent on your leaders.. ask God for forsight to pick the right one. We have seen what a wrong one can do.....

tinunbu should never in his life smell that seat....

we should all vote massively for a younger president just like peter obi....

peter obi will give Nigerians new fresh hopes.....

i can assure you 100% of that ....

cheers!

Buhari has shown that no matter how settled or how much you feel you are this or that secured, a wrong leader with a few wrong policies can wreck you beyond your wildest imaginations...
Your business/career prosperity is largely dependent on your leaders.. ask God for forsight to pick the right one. We have seen what a wrong one can do.....

tinunbu should never in his life smell that seat....

we should all vote massively for a younger president just like peter obi....

peter obi will give Nigerians new fresh hopes.....

i can assure you 100% of that ....

cheers!

Buhari has shown that no matter how settled or how much you feel you are this or that secured, a wrong leader with a few wrong policies can wreck you beyond your wildest imaginations...
Your business/career prosperity is largely dependent on your leaders.. ask God for forsight to pick the right one. We have seen what a wrong one can do.....

tinunbu should never in his life smell that seat....

we should all vote massively for a younger president just like peter obi....

peter obi will give Nigerians new fresh hopes.....

i can assure you 100% of that ....

cheers!

Buhari has shown that no matter how settled or how much you feel you are this or that secured, a wrong leader with a few wrong policies can wreck you beyond your wildest imaginations...
Your business/career prosperity is largely dependent on your leaders.. ask God for forsight to pick the right one. We have seen what a wrong one can do.....

tinunbu should never in his life smell that seat....

we should all vote massively for a younger president just like peter obi....

peter obi will give Nigerians new fresh hopes.....

i can assure you 100% of that ....

cheers!

Buhari has shown that no matter how settled or how much you feel you are this or that secured, a wrong leader with a few wrong policies can wreck you beyond your wildest imaginations...
Your business/career prosperity is largely dependent on your leaders.. ask God for forsight to pick the right one. We have seen what a wrong one can do.....

tinunbu should never in his life smell that seat....

we should all vote massively for a younger president just like peter obi....

peter obi will give Nigerians new fresh hopes.....

i can assure you 100% of that ....

cheers!

Buhari has shown that no matter how settled or how much you feel you are this or that secured, a wrong leader with a few wrong policies can wreck you beyond your wildest imaginations...
Your business/career prosperity is largely dependent on your leaders.. ask God for forsight to pick the right one. We have seen what a wrong one can do.....

tinunbu should never in his life smell that seat....

we should all vote massively for a younger president just like peter obi....

peter obi will give Nigerians new fresh hopes.....

i can assure you 100% of that ....

cheers!

NORTH, SOUTH, EAST AND WEST .........

let's put our differences aside and vote for the man wey sabi Road. Road that will lead Nigeria to replicate what was done in China, Singapore and South Korea. Now is the time to fix Nigeria or NEVER

vote for peter obi 2023****

@ OluchiDelly *****

i really need this dwarf okro seeds....

but i stay in Lagos......

can we collabo and create out a massive vertical okro farm?

don't really know if you will

I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.

Yampotatocarrot:
Walahi, if I catch you eh... loooooooooooooooooooooooool

I dey wonder who mention me, I don laugh tire... Loooooooooooooooooooooooool

hahahahahahahahaha.......

(baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......)

(Baba runs my Nigar.... baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......)
Baba runs my niggar,
baba runs my niggar,
na like so we see baba runs my niggar for oshodi dey follow people dey kiri woman pants and mini skirts
its like i go compose something something drop here about baba runs my niggar
lol
baba olowo is back but abeg na my one eye i dey find so,
see come mr yampotatocarrot please did you help me see my one eye?
I kind of misplaced it.
Dont know if you did see it
hahahaha
abeg testing testing microphone,
all we do is microphone
oboy we surprise see d black dey!
Abeg we see d black dey!
Come o,
which kind useless network be this one self?
Why my typing just dey crack like this abeg?
Am kind of not understanding this,
see come all this my niggars dem make keep teeth like alpha2k upkeep money for the month,
it seems iambees got no new contact to smuch!
Hahahaha
looks like baba olowo will be resuming on this giberish and his foolishgril everything we grill,
abeg i won also start to dey grill meat ooo,
please you guys should patronise me oooo,
mine will be baba olowo only your bumbum we grill
hahahahaha
baba olowo don really craze,
No time the fool no go always dey talk like who dey do catfish business like ram
hahahahaha
niggars love the joker baba olowo d long prick,
kikikikikiki
(baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......)

niggars love the joker baba olowo d long prick, kikikikikiki

(Baba runs my Niggar.... baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......)
Baba runs my niggar,
baba runs my niggar,
na like so we see baba runs my niggar for oshodi dey follow people dey kiri woman pants and mini skirts
its like i go compose something something drop here about baba runs my niggar
lol
baba olowo is back but abeg na my one eye i dey find so,
see come mr yampotatocarrot please did you help me see my one eye?
I kind of misplaced it.
Dont know if you did see it
hahahaha
abeg testing testing microphone,
all we do is microphone
oboy we surprise see d black dey!
Abeg we see d black dey!
Come o,
which kind useless network be this one self?
Why my typing just dey crack like this abeg?
Am kind of not understanding this,
see come all this my niggars dem make keep teeth like alpha2k upkeep money for the month,
it seems iambees got no new contact to smuch!
Hahahaha
looks like baba olowo will be resuming on this giberish and his foolishgril everything we grill,
abeg i won also start to dey grill meat ooo,
please you guys should patronise me oooo,
mine will be baba olowo only your bumbum we grill
hahahahaha
baba olowo don really craze,
No time the fool no go always dey talk like who dey do catfish business like ram
hahahahaha
niggars love the joker baba olowo d long prick,
kikikikikiki
(baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......)

(Baba runs my Nigar.... baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......)


Baba runs my niggar,
baba runs my niggar,
na like so we see baba runs my niggar for oshodi dey follow people dey kiri woman pants and mini skirts
its like i go compose something something drop here about baba runs my niggar
lol
baba olowo is back but abeg na my one eye i dey find so,
see come mr yampotatocarrot please did you help me see my one eye?
I kind of misplaced it.
Dont know if you did see it
hahahaha
abeg testing testing microphone,
all we do is microphone
oboy we surprise see d black dey!
Abeg we see d black dey!
Come o,
which kind useless network be this one self?
Why my typing just dey crack like this abeg?
Am kind of not understanding this,
see come all this my niggars dem make keep teeth like alpha2k upkeep money for the month,
it seems iambees got no new contact to smuch!
Hahahaha
looks like baba olowo will be resuming on this giberish and his foolishgril everything we grill,
abeg i won also start to dey grill meat ooo,
please you guys should patronise me oooo,
mine will be baba olowo only your bumbum we grill
hahahahaha
baba olowo don really craze,
No time the fool no go always dey talk like who dey do catfish business like ram
hahahahaha
niggars love the joker baba olowo d long prick,


kikikikikiki


(baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......)

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories....

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..
I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...
See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...
(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..
When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .
So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...
When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...
I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...
See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..
She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...
My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...
Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..
We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .
But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .
I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..
Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..
She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...
Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......

Xcelinteriors:
Oh my God this is so funny I read it with my darling husband

hahahahahahaha

hello house.....

membranus:
Ol'boy you must continue and end this funny journey you have started, or it becomes wickedness.

hahahahahahahaha

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories....

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..
I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...
See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...
(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..
When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .
So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...
When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...
I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...
See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..
She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...
My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...
Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..
We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .
But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .
I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..
Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..
She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...
Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......

Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story... Baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......

oilmane:
lol, na real better gobe be that, u must enter cell.

hahahahahaha

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories....

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..
I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...
See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...
(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..
When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .
So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...
When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...
I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...
See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..
She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...
My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...
Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..
We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .
But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .
I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..
Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..
She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...
Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories....

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..
I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...
See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...
(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..
When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .
So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...
When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...
I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...
See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..
She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...
My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...
Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..
We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .
But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .
I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..
Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..
She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...
Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories....

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..
I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...
See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...
(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..
When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .
So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...
When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...
I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...
See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..
She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...
My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...
Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..
We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .
But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .
I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..
Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..
She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...
Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..
I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...
See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...
(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..
When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .
So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...
When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...
I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...
See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..
She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...
My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...
Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..
We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .
But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .
I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..
Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..
She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...
Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Omonaijani:
Correct, very very correct; pls drop more of this

ok i will.....

The Secret of making money in farming is hidden in production per unit area. Do not be cheated by anyone

Money isn't made by growing a particular crop but is made by a "farmer " growing a particular crop in a certain way

The Secret of making money in farming is hidden in production per unit area. Do not be cheated by anyone , money is in the yields per M² , per acre or per ha but not in the price.
So the right question to ask is how to maximise on production per unit area because that is what is under the farmer's control.
The price of agricultural goods is determined by market forces of supply and demand and its futile to focus on something that you can't control.
The process of making money in farming doesn't start at selling but at that point when you decide to grow that particular crop . Before you start on anything you need to ask yourself 6 important questions.
1. What to grow ?
2. How much to grow ?
3. How to grow ?.
4. Where to grow ?
5. Where to sell ?
6. How much to sell at ?
A gross margin analysis is a necessity in farming and its only a foolish farmer who would opt to go into farming without one .
You must also set your target production per unit area , determine plant population and ensure that you achieve it . If you miss , the target production the 1st time , analyse on what you didn't do right and keep on improving until you achieve it .
In everything that you do , perfection is achieved through practice and farming isn't an exception. Select about 4 crops and practice on them until you get to understand how to grow them appropriately.
Farming isn't a hit and run business and its success requires determination, consistency and focus towards the goal which should be your production target per m²/ acre or ha .
NB
Money isn't made by growing a particular crop but is made by a "farmer " growing a particular crop in a certain way.

they call me a political fanatic but am not.

there is nothing The LORD can not do

speak up and do not shudder!

you all must have really missed me

anyways i speak with authority and i gift my pure knowledge to those that are wiser

i stay in councils of men with intellect,

i do not fable tale or bit around bushes but i speak with authority

i force my enemies to make mistakes and i capitalise on their great a fall.

if you are a politician here and you need great backup and exposure to win in all elections then i will teach you one simple knowledge in getting all you want

can you really pay me #25 million naira?

or No lets make it just #20 million naira

and i will expose to you all the secret arms of government

i started the tinubu arguments and i was the one that evolked the memory of Igbo ruling this country Nigeria

i kicked heavily against the NIN linking issues and all peeps followed me.


i first brought up the topic of Igbo ruling this country in a jokingly way and was got abused here in this forum

but as a man with great authority and power of speech!

i commanded the man to keep quiet and listen to the man with intellect and wisdom

i spoke to him how the importance of the Igbo gorvenment will really be for us all.

anyways but now the topic is been discussed in the whole world even in the USA

my Nigerian brothers with their sharp mouths overseas!

LOL,

for there is nothing the LORD GOD can not do

speak up and do not shudder!

with just #20 million naira i will show you all the hidden secrets of politics and how to win in every game

do contact me by email if you want to get it at once.....

WideMouth333@gmail.com

some times i go about raising issues

i spoke with a strong voice to tinubu and ordered him to speak up when he knows the fulanis are killing his own people

i want a good government and i will show you the way to win in all things

THE WIDE MOUTH IS WHO I AM,

I SPEAK WITH WISDOM AND INTELLECT AND I DO NOT SHUDDER!

come let me expose this to you today!

the highest bidder is always allowed but i will go in with all on the round table.

do contact me today if you need it exposed in full

thanks!

Monogamy:
NL canceller...

Don't forget to add you are the first to post photoshop photos of acclaimed Lekki massacre

i do not cajole in creating evil and destruction of lives.......

please take note!