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Lhimeet:
You say?

No vex... I been think say na Jintex

The kind hammering wey I don receive since weekend , don make me I no dey too see well again.

Biko no vex.

Lhimeet:
You don find me reach dre

Boss awfar...

jintex:
I swear today na my birthday, got carried away by the one wey God take do birthday gift for me . Make una take this one, 3p6y8pc, 3p6zfdr, 3p7g2j5 though some don start. Wish us luck again then later my I show small love for the hood. Love u guys

Happy Birthday Bro.
Wishing you many GREENS, and the best of health and long life.

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You just called him/her a football betting Don ; which means he is probably doing very well on his own.

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jintex:
. . Omo where bi DAT!!!

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The Senate has suspended Ali Ndume, its former leader, who had asked for investigation of allegations of importing a bullet proof range rover with fake documents involving Senate President Bukola Saraki and that of perjury involving Dino Melaye.

The Senate reached the decision, Wednesday, after the resolution to uphold the recommendation of the committee on ethics and privileges chaired by Samuel Anyanwu.
He was suspended for six months, instead of one year originally recommended by the ethics committee.

Mr. Anyanwu, whose committee convened investigative hearing on the two matters on Monday, reported that Mr. Ndume failed to conduct proper investigation before making “the allegations”.
But during the investigative hearing, Mr. Ndume told the committee he did not make allegation or raise a petition against the duo of Mr. Melaye and Mr. Saraki but only raised the issues, having read them in the newspaper.

Last week, Mr. Ndume had said the matters had made the Senate subject of public ridicule, thereby calling for probe.
“When we see anything against another Senator, we must bring it to the floor of the Senate before making hurtful statement,” said Barau Jibrin in his contribution before the vote was taken.
Messrs Saraki and Melaye were cleared of any wrongdoing in the matters.

But the committee absolved Mr. Saraki of any culpability in respect of the car imported with fake documents and seized by the Nigeria Customs Service.
Mr. Anyanwu said the car importer and dealer confirmed Mr. Saraki or the Senate was not involved in the importation of the vehicle in 2015, and that the allegation against Mr. Saraki was made up.

On Mr. Melaye whose claim to an Ahmadu Bello University degree was questioned, Mr. Anyanwu said the Vice-Chancellor of the institution confirmed the Kogi West Senator graduated from ABU in 2000.
Mr. Anyanwu further reported that Mr. Melaye tendered his statement of result and National Youth Service Corps discharge certificate which he obtained in 2001, having started in 2000.
The committee therefore recommended that Mr. Ndume be suspended for one year, that is 181 legislative days.


But two Senators pleaded for a lesser punishment.
Abubakar Yusuf said Mr. Ndume had done “a wrong” to Messrs. Melaye and Saraki; and suggested that the former Senate Leader be suspended from committee activities, not plenaries, and that he should be asked to apologise to the accused who were his allies in the struggle to win the Senate leadership at the expense of Ahmed Lawan, backed by the All Progressives Congress.
Matthew Urhoghide moved for six-month suspension, instead of one year.
Mr. Urhoghide’s position eventually became the resolution of the Senate.

Mr. Saraki, who initially presided over Wednesday’s sitting, yielded the seat to Deputy Senate President Ike Ekweremadu when the proceedings progressed to the consideration of the probe committee’s report.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/227428-breaking-senate-suspends-former-leader-ali-ndume.html

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IamJix:
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I cried for this

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nutorv:
Obikush Here is your match:

1. Northern Premier League,Premier Division
Code: 1800
Match: Nantwich Town - Matlock Town
Tip: 1/2
Odd: 32

2. Southern Football League, Premier Division
Code: 1601
Match: Clinderford Town - Leamington
Tip: cs 0-2
Odd: 7.20
If this Ticket is real then this is the match, i check thru all the match on bet9ja and this is the match with the same odd as the ticket except
(England league one-- Wimbledon - Rochdale 1/2.. 32 odd which i doubt)
Good luck if you are playing it, don't forget to Thank me later

What if the odds have increased/decreased since the time the original ticket was played?

Epositive:
wetin person wan come use for pre-wedding pix as una don exhaust all

Person never use native doctor style yet

- The secretary to the government of the federation Babachir Lawal has made a u-turn on his defiance to appear before the National Assembly lawmakers

- Lawal had earlier said he will not be appearing before the Senate because he had instituted a legal action against the lawmakers


The secretary to the government of the federation Babachir Lawal has made a u-turn on his defiance to appear before the National Assembly lawmakers.

In a previous letter Lawal said he will not be appearing before the Senate because he had instituted a legal action against the lawmakers.

However, in a fresh letter dated Wednesday, March 22, the SGF asked the Senate to reschedule its meeting for the probe on mismanagement of funds earmarked for humanitarian intervention in the North-East.
The SGF in his letter said he would not be able to appear before the panel, “primarily because of a pressing engagement of government which clashed with the date and time of the hearing.”

Lawal also said he is ready to appear before the Senate Ad-Hoc Committee on Mounting Humanitarian Crisis in the North-East.

The SGF had claimed to drag the Senate to court after the lawmakers summoned him over allegation of mismanagement of public funds meant for the North-East intervention programme.

Lawal in his previous letter had said: "I wish to kindly request that you draw the attention of the other members of the committee that I will not be able to appear before the committee primarily because I have gone to court to challenge the invitation among others."
Lawal has been accused of spending N270 million for grass cutting in the North-East.

An allegation currently being investigated by the Senate Ad-Hoc Committee Mounting Humanitarian Crisis in the North-East.

Recall that the Senate had earlier said it had drooped its planned investigation of Secretary to the Government of the Federation and his company Rholavision over alleged contract scandal.

The Senate said one of the reasons for the postponement is that Rholavisionhad informed the committee that its managing director had not been reachable since he traveled to the village over the death of a relation.

tym92:
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Those of us who give a Bleep are actually all here.

1. I agree. She's my wife not a "hired help". Even hired helps are humans too and very much deserve to be sleeping by 2am.

2. Washing my clothes/me washing yours isn't a command. It is something thoughtful I'd do/you'd do for me because I/You love me.

3. I would always be caring and thoughtful enough to help you with the cooking on days in which you're clearly very tired.
I would also do it every once in a while as a thoughtful gesture to show that I really care.
But insisting that all meals must be made with me helping out in the kitchen??

4. You've definitely got your dreams and aspirations, so there's no way I'd ever want you to be a housewife.

5. Quite selfish of you. What about how many kids I want? We aren't gonna talk about that?

6. I don't object to hanging out and having fun. But what if I'm an introvert? What if there are a lot of ways to spice up our marriage that doesn't necessarily entail "Always" hanging out?

7. Sweetie you use the word "MUST" a lot. It takes mutual agreements for marriage to work.
Of course I'd love your family; after all by virtue of marriage, they are now my family too.
But loving them like I love you? That would clearly depend on how much you love mine, and how much your family loves me.

dessz:
so,after stealing the bag instead of burning the evidence,the lack of sense in u told u to throw it in a bush people pass. Many Nigerians --- been lacking sense since 120BC. if I were a criminal mastermind as a 9ja guy, oyinbos go suffer.

EFCC where una dey o!!
Make una come carry this guy now o.
Hold am for detention until his time to become Criminal Mastermind has passed.

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Please na

Just downloaded his "Dear future wife" now...
Una sure say na naija guy be this?

He said he banned toothpick importation in 1977 and 40 years later a president after him removed the ban....

40 years after 1977 is 2017.

So our baba is either talking about "he who must not be named(he that goes to London with only one cloth)" or is fabricating stories yet again to make himself look "Beautiful" in the eyes of Nigerians.

justino57:
Mergers and acquisitions are a part of each and every business. It means that there are times when companies choose to become a part of other company to keep the business going. Be it groceries, clothes, shoes or makeup, this one smart move is the reason why we never go out of options when we go shopping. You probably know that PepsiCo boasts about being an owner of Cheetos and Lays and that Facebook has acquired WhatsApp and Instagram recently. Here are some big brands that you probably don't know are owned by other giant companies:

Volkswagen is also the parent company of Rolls Royce

Everybody is na claiming "Controversial"

Jeffrey12:
I dont give a Bleep ...

Only the rich give a Bleep

So you're poor then?

soberdrunk:
Looking at the pictures, you dont need a DNA test to tell you, its very obvious. Apart from physical features, there are certain behaviours i expect my child to display, i guess the man was just too ignorant

We've heard it before.
People who talk like this end up being the most gullible.

Nigerians, killing and eating everything since May 2015.

thaoriginator:
me say bloodclaat yuh bumbo hole pussi

And that's all?

Okay.

thaoriginator:
Why Indian people come wicked like this? Or are they fight war with the Chinese then?!


Bloodclaat! Dis a di wickedest ting man a heart lately..

F u c k i n g Mugamboss!

You said?

SolexxBarry:
wow dis man don try o,since Jan 963 dats b4 Nigeria got independence

Please remember that you owe your parents a refund on the money they spent on your primary and secondary education.

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