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To correct an impression... MMM IS NOT AN INVESTMENT NOR A BUSINESS... It's a means to an end. What do I mean MMM is not a get rich quick community like most people, even most participants think this way.... it's to help one acquire things one needs to live comfortably. Those creating offices and posting banners writing "GROW YOUR MONEY IN 30 DAYS" are all anti-MMM ideology elements. MMM owns no office, so why should you create one and claim you are not running a business Why should you create adverts that talk on money growth and curse hon. fijabi MMM is a means to help one develop ones business, pay ones school fee, get that gadget u desire, buy a better car than d one you've bn aspiring to... It's not to make you a billionaire over night. ANYONE WHO BUILDS OR CREATES A MMM OFFICE SHOULD AS A MATTER OF FACT PAY TAX and not name his office after MMM because that's no longerMMM but a personal business. I am happy the system is getting better, but pleaSE MMM PARTICIPANTS, LETS READ AND UNDERSTAND THIS MMM IDEOLOGY SO WE WON'T BE THE ARCHITECT OF ITS DOWNFALL

Pleaae where do I locate that online competence based form on this site...

Abaniwol:
Pls help, am I suppose to click on save draft before next or just next after each page of the form?

Pls how did you even get the forms to fill... dahs my dilemma righy now... I've logged in but cant find any forms

Can some one tell me where to click after logging in to access the forms I can't find it anywhere...

As much as I pray for a free and fair process, I see no big deal in it favouring the children of politicians and co. Their fathers paved the way for them by making choices some of our parents didn't. So no one should suck on that but use "whatever means" you have to get what you want.. with God's support too... byeee

Longman6:
I just sent you a mail, the cv as an attachment while I
think you can always use the cover letter I sent as a
guide for applications, just move some of the long
explanations away from your cv to your cover letter

Please kindly send to my mail too owoseni.oluwatosin@gmail.com

Hi, a kind soul should please kindly send me kpmg past questions. My email is owoseni.oluwatosin@gmail.com

Great opportunity for guys who are presently working in organisations or positions such as bank tellers, marketers, Customer Care Reps etc, that would love to get additional qualifications such as Masters in Bus. Admin. (MBA), Masters in Project Management (MPM) or PGD (HND Holders) but hardly have the time for weekend or mid week lectures. Unfortunately, these organizations, most especially banks consider these additional qualifications during CONVERSION OF CONTRACT STAFF.
1. You get to come for lectures at the UNIVERSITY JUST ONCE A MONTH!!!
2. You get to be able to pay your school fees INSTALLMENTALLY to relax the burden of paying once.
3. Masters programme run for 2 years while PGD is for 1 year.
4. Programme not affected by strikes.
5. The name of the university is EKSU (Ekiti State University) and all courses are fully accredited.
6. LECTURES TO COMMENCE IN JULY!!!

Admission is currently on!!! Forms are currently available. You may contact the programme coordinator on 07030304519 for more information.

THIS IS NO SCAM!!! YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT THE SCHOOL OF PGS, Ekiti State Uni (spgs@eksu.edu.ng) to clear your doubts

Jeffboi:
Even buhari should have resigned when his WAEC certificate is nowhere to be found. He should set the example let others follow

Lol

Kindly send to me too. blackmasktosin@yahoo.com

Though he spoke most of these punchlines in Yoruba, I'll try to translate.

1. Parents are complaining we asked them to pay just 1000 naira when govt actually spends 55000 on each child!! IF YOU CANNOT TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN, WHY GIVE BIRTH TO MANY?!!!

2. When we collect 1 billion, bayelsa collects 10 billion, yet their workers agreed to collect half salaries. We told our workers but they disagreed. PEOPLE SHOULD BE READY TO MAKE SACRIFICES!!!

3. ITS EITHER LABOR UNION PAYS FOR THE GOVT PROPERTY THEY DESTROYED OR TENDER AN APOLOGY FIRST

4. Why would someone complain I did the road to my own house at oluyole? K ooo.. Too baa l'oko, maa koo ebe so odo Ara EE (when u have a hoe, won't you make it ridges to your own side)

5. The teachers telling students to throw stones at government officials, what are they trying to teach them? Why didn't they use their own children?

6. May God forgive the pensioniers union president. When I was paying 150 percent, he praised me and I still have the recordings. Now that things have changed he's now complaining? GOD IS WATCHING US ALL

7. EVEN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ARE BEING OWED SALARIES!!! SO no one should complain now!!!

8. MY WIFE PAYED FOR THE ROAD THAT WAS CONSTRUCTED IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE!!! ITS NOT GOVT MONEY!!!

9. WE ARE USED TO IT... NO MATTER HOW GOOD WE TRY, SOME PEOPLE ARE WILL COMPLAIN!!!

I can only remember this few and could have made some mistakes while translating... So abegii DSS, take note Oooo... Lol

105.9... Unfortunately, it has ended . funny all through. Will give excerpts of the interview later on

This is the funniest interview I've ever listened to. Seriously, this would sell better than AY Live. Gov. Ajumobi is a real comic.

Agricultural engineering has for long lived under the shadow of "bigger" engineering courses such as mechanical, electrical, civil etc. It has suffered neglect and discrimination over the years by succesive government and private organizations. I do not need bore you with what agric engineering is, as wikipedia and many online books have thoroughly defined it.
Nigeria's current economic woes would have been well cushioned if agricultural engineering was given the role it truly deserves in this nation. Development of equipments to replace crude implements would draw back a lot of youths back to the farm and rural areas. Investment in research works to discover new methods to effectively store our farm produce would have reduced wastage and maximize farmers' profit. Effective development of soil and water engineering would assist in all year round irrigation for our farms. Agricultural engineering needs to be well funded as only this way can the country maximize its strength as a developing country. Let us learn from countries such as Netherlands and Brazil, Malaysia and China, even the USA to mention a few.
Nigeria needs Agricultural Engineering development NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!

Owoseni J. O.
A current masters student of agricultural & environmental engineering, FUTA.

With this new FG policy seemingly gaining some level if compliance, do not let UTME delay you further. EKSU is a well sought after school that major courses cut off cant be less than 200. If your interest is still EKSU, kindly obtain diploma forms that would allow you gain access into 200L after two years. You can also do this diploma courses away from the school campus as lectures will take place at The polytechnic, Ibadan (main campus) and also The professional Training Centre at Ogun State. This would afford you a chance of still doing your diploma without thinking of additional cost of accomodation and feeding. Forms are currently available and the school fee is very much affordable. Kindly log on to eksu.edu.ng or call programme coordinator ON 07030304519 for more information. Thanks

africanman85:
How abt HND conversion to Bsc ?

Not available at the moment, sir. But you can do a 1 year PGD programme to assist you get Masters.

You may also send a mail to owoseni.oluwatosin@gmail.com to indicate interest and also get your queries/questions answered. Thanks

Ekiti State University has released its PGD, Masters in Business Administration (MBA) and Project Management (MPM) forms, specifically for those that have busy work schedule, low, middle and high income earners who want to get a second degree as lectures take place just ONCE A MONTH and ability to pay fees INSTALLMENTALLY. The courses are fully accreditted.

The DIPLOMA forms are available for students too to have their lectures at satelite campus present in Ogun state, Poly Ibadan (OYO) State. On completion, students can seek DIRECT ENTRY into 200L at EKSU.

Certificate courses are available too for ARTISANS, technologist and people who are interested in getting professional certifications. The DIPLOMA & CERTICATE programmes are very much affordable and forms are also currently available.

Please, kindly contact the coordinator of these programmes on 07030304519 / 07038883993 for more information.

NO SCAMMING!!! You may also contact EKSU consult and School of Post Graduate Studies (SPGS), EKSU for confirmation.

I came accross this huge opportunity for guys who are presently working in organisations or positions such as bank tellers, marketers, Customer Care Reps etc, that would love to get additional qualifications such as Masters in Bus. Admin. (MBA), Masters in Project Management (MPM) or PGD (HND Holders) but hardly have the time for weekend or mid week lectures. Unfortunately, these organizations, most especially banks consider these additional qualifications during CONVERSION OF CONTRACT STAFF.
1. You get to come for lectures at the UNIVERSITY JUST ONCE A MONTH!!!
2. You get to be able to pay your school fees INSTALLMENTALLY to relax the burden of paying once.
3. Masters programme run for 2 years while PGD is for 1 year.
4. Programme not affected by strikes.
5. The name of the university is EKSU (Ekiti State University) and all courses are fully accredited.
6. LECTURES TO COMMENCE IN JULY!!!

Admission is currently on!!! Forms are currently available. You may contact the programme coordinator on 07030304519 for more information.

THIS IS NO SCAM!!! YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT THE SCHOOL OF PGS, Ekiti State Uni (spgs@eksu.edu.ng) to clear your doubts.

folafly:
yeah I knw a few that was called to sign the stuff,and I knw some others got regret mails....i'm jus here hanging in between

Yeah... I'm sure it is well ooo... about 10 of us did on saturday, 5 boiz, 5 galz... Still awaiting levelz... Buh I heard only the age, not too good essayz, no waec certificate and shear ill luck are usually resp 4 rejects.. As long as u av faith, allz well... Somfn good mite just d arnd d corner

I saw some guys who did on dose dates come in on saturday and monday to sign up d forms... Just saying... keep being hopeful...

frajoe2reel:
Were u among those who did thier panel interview in lagos on the 30th of july

They did theirs in PH after the test on d 24th... so expect reply frm Sunday upward..

Please, if u did ur panel interview in lag on Monday from IB, Abeg, mk we try update ourselves... Wishing us all a very Good Reply..