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That's a he for real... I can bet it's a male

Yes the POTUS(Trump) has spoken... Jerusalem will from now and henceforth remain the capital of Isreal... Turkey can go ally with the chickens

With the way women bare bodies these days, in the next 2 decades it would take men external sort help to get erections

Nigerians always reacting... What movie is it they're acting without end? Even the film "war without end" end...

Yansh dey pepper me for Arsenal

Africa...

That's what you get when u have incompetent institutions such as the NPF.

RIP young lady.

sisisioge:
you are really willy.

Xbee007:
You narrate past incidents in past tense which is why most storybooks are written in past tense. Jack did made it cos the wall is 2×2 so all he need do is just dig hole on either side of the wall and keep climbing till he reach window.

Aiit. Taken... Thanks

Explorers:
Jack was placed in a cell 2×2 with one window at the top of the wall.

The window was big enough for him to go through it but too high for anyone to reach it.

The cell was empty.

It had nothing in it, except a shovel.

He had only two days to break out.

How will Jack escape?

Jack never made it cos it's past tense... Check the bolded

Explorers:
A famous chemist was found dead in his laboratory.

There was nothing around him except a paper with the names of chemical substances:

Carbon
Oxygen
Nickel
Lanthanum
Sulfur


On the day he was murdered, the chemist only had 3 visitors: his wife Mary, his nephew Nicolas, and his friend Jonathan.

The police arrested the murderer right away.



How did they know who killed him?

Nicolas!!! Chemically, the names of the elements reflects the killer. E.g, Nickel(Ni) Carbon(C) Oxygen(O) Lanthanum(La) Sulphur(S)

phintohlar:
come be the 1st den

The first destroyed the hymen already... As good as pooh

phintohlar:
mine wasn't even dick bt a finger.. Na my mummy friend husband wan destroy me den oo wen i went to drop something 4 his wife @ ome, & dis man actually made me dislike anytn dick till date.

Made u love fingers...

Forget about the big things... Make we talk about the small things o... Rara o- Tekno

Truth is, Buhari is hell and APC is the devil...

No matter what, Buhari left Nigeria May7 and he's expected back before 90 days...

We're waiting for the NASS to play sick politics and then the South would surprise the North...

We're hungry... Even Tinubu has cut expenditures.... Jagaban sef dey fear to spend money

what else... don't play the dummy! purposely he's leading people off the trail... don't think u're smart unless to the dummies! u just shot the winds... cos currently, curious people are looking deep into the dude and u're not Jane Craneswood.

And army spokesperson would tell us "lubbish"... Lai would tell BH has been defeated. Kanu was right, Nigeria is a zoo if we rely on interntional media to report our own news.

kiki

Charley i want more

dessz:
lol... even an ediot knows 9ja belongs to APC or PDP. the rest are just doing it for doing sake.naija has now become a 2 party democracy politicking

its sad but its the truth

when will ur likes wake up to reality? we can always change the "Usual"... don't make it seem impossible from ur miopic lenses... we can! yes we can!

he's trying to save a face... knowing 1 can't win majority... pure scam

I'm from South-South... But i just need answers... Does that mean Nigeria is indivisible?

ur opinion really... but in this country(Nigeria), whatever degree u have u can work anywhere inasmuch as u know someone... so its not a waste

surprise Nigerians by sending Nnamdi Kanu and Fayose on a lunch with the president... That would clear the dust about the health of Mr president

hope their digts don't start with 41&9 later... cos 9ja matter no be here o

NavyBlue:
poor you, get over it

Thanks... I will

lenghtinny:
Please accept my heartfelt sinparty

Thanks for your kind-heartedness

vanida6:
Uhmm I cover my eyes

Are u scared of ice-fish?

NavyBlue:
who is the wife? I hope it ain't chelsea

Painful I lost tonight...

Optional1 where u at sweerrie? Don't tell me Arsenal is doing this to ya... C'mon, we'll do it. Blue-Blooded CFC Lifer!

NavyBlue:
Issorite, oya shift lemme sit down and watch.
C F C now and always, in victory and in defeat.

Yuppie... buh we ain't losing this... Nay! Not Arsenal... Can't let my wife out just like that.

MizLizy:
lolz

is optional1 not option1
u no sabi ur crush name

Thanks, buh I'm kinda sad right now