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The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Thepasserby(m): 10:24pm On Jul 27, 2017
Copied from www.palmchatnow.com

In 2008, Ruben walked into a muffler shop with the intent of robbing it. Unfortunately for Ruben, only the manager (who wasn’t there at the time) could open the safe. So Ruben, being the canny criminal that he is, left his phone number with the employee and instructed him to call when the manager came back. The employee then called the police. They instructed the employee to call Ruben and tell him the manager had returned. Poor Ruben was in for a surprise!

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Thepasserby(m): 10:25pm On Jul 27, 2017
Mohammad Ashan was a Taliban commander in Afghanistan. That is, until he turned himself in to collect the $100 reward that was being offered for his capture. Apparently the Taliban doesn’t pay very well at all!

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Thepasserby(m): 10:26pm On Jul 27, 2017
The Derbyshire Dozen

Well, it was actually more than a dozen. It was 19 criminals in all. So what happened you ask? These British criminals tried to evade the law for various crimes, so the Derbyshire police came up with an interesting plan. Undercover police sent the criminals messages telling them they won free beer. Unable to resist, they showed up at the “pick up spot” to find police officers instead of beer cans.

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Modsenemy(f): 10:30pm On Jul 27, 2017
Pls this can't be all . This is funny fact

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by oldfoolnigger(m): 12:59am On Jul 28, 2017
grin
That beer own ehn cheesy
Beer being destroying boys' future since the time of these dumb thieves.
Dumb,dumber,dumbest of the century cheesy

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Nobody: 1:09am On Jul 28, 2017
shocked


Tell me more!
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Desyner: 1:58am On Jul 28, 2017
There is a tv show for this also.
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Nobody: 2:39am On Jul 28, 2017
Those guys pass idiots gringringrin

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Onyenna(m): 4:34am On Jul 28, 2017
LMAO!! ....

...more please....
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Onyenna(m): 4:35am On Jul 28, 2017
Desyner:
There is a tv show for this also.

Yeah......SonyMax....

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Nobody: 6:27am On Jul 28, 2017
criminals are known to be smart, the case of these ones are different... and also presidents are known to be smart, but the president's case is different. shocked

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by jimohibrahim(m): 6:52am On Jul 28, 2017
Ebuka.......pls stop makin promises during sex biko. ..Now u r owing a Lady- 3 houses in Abuja,2 helicopter, 4 cars, 17 oil Wells..wen u no get room for Aba


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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by igraman(m): 7:54am On Jul 28, 2017
I've seen worst than these.
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by chudyprince: 8:30am On Jul 28, 2017
The dumbest should be when you rob a bank and take selfie with your loots and forget the phone there...

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by ignis: 8:44am On Jul 28, 2017
...and you want me to believe this?
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by DONADAMS(m): 9:02am On Jul 28, 2017
lol...and are these really true
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by policy12: 9:20am On Jul 28, 2017
Hmmm na wa @op come back and continue o.
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Nobody: 9:34am On Jul 28, 2017
how come 1 and 3 are not on the internet. hoax
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Nobody: 11:09am On Jul 28, 2017
igraman:
I've seen worst than these.
simply share
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by modaink333: 11:46am On Jul 28, 2017
What about anini
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jul 28, 2017
Thepasserby:
Copied from www.palmchatnow.com

In 2008, Ruben walked into a muffler shop with the intent of robbing it. Unfortunately for Ruben, only the manager (who wasn’t there at the time) could open the safe. So Ruben, being the canny criminal that he is, left his phone number with the employee and instructed him to call when the manager came back. The employee then called the police. They instructed the employee to call Ruben and tell him the manager had returned. Poor Ruben was in for a surprise!

They would have no case against him. Only intent cannot amount to a crime.

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Nobody: 1:56pm On Jul 28, 2017
hmmmm well follow http://www.gistclinic.cf for more
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by hibee4uall(m): 3:46pm On Jul 28, 2017
Dumbest indeed


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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by czaremrys(m): 4:52pm On Jul 28, 2017
Kuku kee me.... Thieves with no common thieving sense
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by adextetoo(m): 4:59pm On Jul 28, 2017
Lalalallalalalalallalallalaa this is lalastic pls continue
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by CYBERWEAVER(m): 5:22pm On Jul 28, 2017
MAYBE arewa youth
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by sirfee(m): 5:24pm On Jul 28, 2017
Desyner:
There is a tv show for this also.
Yes,dumbest...... on Sony max
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by HajimeSaito(m): 8:53pm On Jul 28, 2017
Desyner:
There is a tv show for this also.

The Smoking Gun Presents The World's Dumbest Criminals

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Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by willyo(m): 9:22pm On Jul 28, 2017
Charley i want more
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Nobody: 5:18am On Jul 29, 2017
grin
Re: The Dumbest Criminals Ever Caught by Thepasserby(m): 7:42am On Jul 29, 2017
Lalasticlala, mynd44

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