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Righteousness89:
Crave for ill gotten wealth, that will cause you Premium pains, Shame and tears!

What do you gain to get wealth that won't make you sleep with your eyes closed?

Proverb 10:22
The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it.

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This will serve as deterrent to others.

Who's this? What concerns El-rufai here?[color=#990000][/color]

Abfinest007:
just say d devil cried I will understand not El rufai cried because d devil has Integrity but El rufai has none

Keep dreaming!





quote author=incrediblepraise post=57632156]Imagine BIAFRA finally becomes a NATION.
Hehehehe O boy I don become FOREIGNER (Oyibo-mood activated).
All these western and northern Nigerian girls go give me some respect because ama across the Border. MTN will change our +234 zip code to international like +299 (see levels abeg). If I dey onitsha call my girlfriends (Dumebi, Glory, etc) in Lagos I go be like; "Hello YEWANDE, How's Nigeria today? Uhhh.....The weather's been snowy over here in OTOWN. I'm thinking to make the travel as proposed and come see you. But am yet to book my flight! Guys whether na bus I use come or na keke, na border we dey cross, so na flight. My girlfriends will be like BAE I wanna come spend the summer vacation with you Please. Our currency go change. We go dey use Western Union to transfer money from Aba (now Abadeen) to Kaduna. If U graduated from a Nigerian University, U studied abroad. If u're working in an FGN parastatal, u're working abroad. NYSC will dieee. And we will have BB BIAFRA. Our National Team will be the Biting Pythons of BIAFRA. Our New states will be:
BIAFRA MUNICIPAL
Anambra: Anamblinton AK
Enugu: EnuHilton EN
Imo: Imofreece OW
Abia: Abioshinghton UM
Ebonyi: Salt-lake Town ABK
Edo: Edossey BEN ( Edo go gree so?)
BIAFRA SOUTH
Rivers: Riverton PH
Delta: Deltron Island AS
AkwaIbom: Santa Aquifer UY
Cross River: Lakers Cross CAL.
We'll have our own Int'l Passports (chai).
Our own currency fit be the BIFAR.
All these Dangote Lorries that transport goods from Northern Nigeria will stop at our borders for custom check ( o boi, no be small seizing ooo). We'll have our own football clubs and play in the CAF Cup of
Nations. We'll play our own Classical Anthem when we make appearances in the World Cup and Olympics.
See levels.....
What do you think? ?[/quote]

Are you a Muslim?

2O17:
yes, you must pray.
should they die during action, God might forgive them and let them continue in afterlife

Receive sense!!!!

MediumStout:
Before fatherhood i fuccck olosho three times a week. After fatherhood i fuccck olosho at weekends and fuccck my wife at week days

[color=#990000][/color]He murdered and buried it. Lwkmd

Emperor07:
U just murdered English

[color=#990000][/color]You think it's easy to take care of triplets?

diva90:
Nice one! I claim similar for myself by Gods grace

[quote[/color]Atheist! [color=#006600]Repent and follow Christ.




author=sunnysunny69 post=57186781]There is no miracle here, alcohol and bed wetting goes hand in hand.[/quote]

Look for something doing while trusting God for something better. Do not despise the days of little beginning.






FTC! I dedicate this land to APC for making 1naira to be 1$ and for creating jobs for the teeming population. Time shall tell. Ops move it to FP.

IPOB all the way.[b][/b]

FTC things....



While this is true, God's grace is a factor.
Nigeria is a failed country!

Learn to read before you comment, she lost her limb when she was twenty.

mangala14:
I can't believe Adenike is 20yrs old. She speaks so maturely on radio and she is a great person. I have missed her, Zoe Chinaka and Tolulope Adeleru on Morning crossfire.

I came across this writeup and I have been laughing out very hard since then
Based on logistics!!!!
-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stay at home without shi-shi...
Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
# PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.

Keep dreaming!

cosmatika:
Wen are they increasing NYSC allowance abeg? because I can't go for service and be collecting 19k, wey I dey spend in 1week

There's a decay in our system of education. She fall BIAFRA hands. After una go call hausa people dullards. Mama Peace try pass the op.

Mtcheew! Who e epp? How e take change price of ponmo for ketu market? Even garri price no still change. We still dey look because recession still dey d economy.

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So this man is up to 50years? Hmmmmmm!

DMeanMan:
If a first class graduate has God
And a 3rd class graduate has God

Who will get the Job?

Read my post with understanding. Look at the first sentence.....

While graduating with good grades is good, putting God first is the best. It's all about God! With God a third class graduate can work in a place that pays well. It's all about Grace! FTC things.....

[You are dreaming....quote author=Dandsome post=53867704]Sweet and lovely. I wish them a blissful marriage.








How I wish NYSC were to be WYSC
Worldwide Youth Service Corp
After you graduate, they post you to New York to serve, Post some to Dubai.

Then the middle east will be like the north east,
If they post you to Afgan, Syria or Iraq, you redeploy back to Jamaica, Brasil or Spain!

Kaii!! Then USA, Canada and UK Will be like Abuja, Port Harcourt and Lagos...
where everyone is rushing!

Calabar and Uyo are like Caribbean and Hawaii
Omo you'll see Nigerian students taking school
very serious... so they can go and serve!

And if you serve well, they retain you maybe in Google Office, Or Facebook USA Blackberry Canada or Apple!

Hmm Guy Forget!!!



I'm out of here [/quote]

This 2years post NYSC experience self. So fresh graduates like me cannot apply?

Na dat small block dey make am gasp for air? The op below me should answer.

bonne nuit et fait de beaux rêves

I just applied!

I saw these:
[5/5, 9:11 PM] ‪+234 802 948 1691‬: Your Land Or Your Blood.

By Adamu Mohammed.

Ever since President Muhammadu Buhari took over the mantle of leadership of this great country Nigeria, we(Hausa-Fulanis) have come under severe media attack from enemies of progress. Just because they are educated than us, they stereotype us with negativity. Just because they own and control the media, they use the media against us.

But let me make something clear to you stupid fellows hating us, whether you love us or hate us, it doesn't change anything. We are who we are and we will continue to remain like that. We hate you even more and we can never love you because you are all infidels. I pity those of you who keep deluding yourselves that we can love and trust you simply because you worked against your people to our own advantage, never!

I heard that the stupid Governor of Oyo State, Ajimobi said that they won't accept the proposed Grazing Bill. But my message to the filthy Yoruba pig is that, if you don't want to give us your cursed land, we will rear our cattle not only on your farmlands but in your churches. And if you try to stop us, we would killed your chicken hearted men like rabbits then turn your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters to our sex slaves like we have always done.

It is either you give the whole of South to us to use as grazing reserve or we soak it with your blood. And what you would do like you always do is noise on Facebook and Twitter. you cannot be united against us because there would always be the likes of Tinubu, Amaechi and Okorocha in your midst who will divide you for selfishness and love of money. Such treacherous characters can't survive in our midst because we burn them and their families.

I so much detest Southern Christians because they are the problem of this country. If I have my way, there won't be any functional church in this country, especially in the North. That's why I am so much happy with Governor El-rufai who is living up to the expectations of Allah in Kaduna State. We are not really pleased with President Muhammadu Buhari who is too slow to implement everything we asked him to implement in this country for us, he has not even done 20% of the Northern/Islam agenda, what he is waiting for I don't know.

We will make life unbearable for Igbos like they are in Hell, and yet we won't let them have their useless Biafra because the whole of South is a conquered territory. We can never see Yorubas as allies no matter how hard they try to please or serve us because they are born traitors and infidels. Those slaves in the Middle Belt would continue to be willing tools in our hands, and the day they attempt to raise their heads, we will cut off their heads like weeds. I lack words to tell the inconsequential and always crying Niger Delta because what we are waiting for is for President Buhari to declare state of emergency in Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta, then we will show them how to use power.

We are at war with you people but we won't allow the country to breakup because, natural resources found in any part of the country is our heritage and birth right. We will continue killing you in large numbers until you are truly submissive to us as your slave masters. We won't stop killing you until we fully takeover your land as a conquered territory. This is not the time to mince words, this is not the time to sugarcoat things, and this is not the time to be economical with the truth, this is nothing but the truth, ignore it at your own peril.
[5/5, 9:16 PM] ‪+234 802 948 1691‬: GRAZING RESERVE BILL.

Please continue to pass this leaked information until every Yoruba, Igbo, all tribes and all Christian parts of Nigeria gets alerted.
This was planned many years by Fulanis as a strategic way to Islamization of Nigeria.
That was why Buhari continued running for presidency even at his old age because they knew he is the most possible mean to achieve their goal.
In 1804 - 1808. Fulanis came in from Guinea to the Northern part of Nigeria, led by Usman Dan fodio .He lead in jihad against the Hausa kingdoms of the northern Nigeria. The forces of Usman dan Fodio slowly took over more and more of the Hausa kingdoms through war. By 1810, Fulanis had already conquered all hausas.
They formed boko haram sect solely for the process, waiting for Buhari or any of their Fulani brother to come in power but Unfortunately, Goodluck Jonathan came into power and they became annoyed.
They started their violence to distract him and whether it was Yoruba or Igbo that was on the seat during GEJ'S regime. The same thing could've still happened about Boko haram.
Now their dream has been achieved having their brother on top.
Here is their plan.
They started herdsmen war believing that they have the chance to control all parts of the country since they are in power and forces.
If GRAZING RESERVE BILL is passed and achieved, It means that Fulanis will have a place mapped out for them in all 36 states of Nigeria.
The next thing is that, they will start bringing in their wives and children to increase their population.
With time, they will have their Emir installed in every 36 states which will eventually take part in every leadership community gatherings.
They will eat into every community like worms and the place given to them can never be taken away from them again since it has been passed.
Their sect will be ready to strike in every state and community with no hiding place for anyone since they have known every corners of our community.
It is then that we will beg them to stop killing us for we are ready to become Muslims in order to live.
This is the only time we have to reject this because tomorrow might be late for us to act.
‪#SAYNOTOGRAZINGRESERVEBILL‬#
‪#SAYNOTOISLAMIZATIONOFNIGERIA‬#
Pass this to everyone in your contact,Yoruba, igbos ,others and all Christian alike.

obembet:
Bible says, money is the answereth to all things

[color=#990000][/color]Money answers all things! na their time