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sweettease: Ironic topic from a wisdomtank

Do you know if my wisdom is this area of specialisation? This is another aspect of my wisdom......... lol

Wisdom without being a savvy in ladiesology is boring

merit12: Story for Gods

Which of the two do you posses?

am0s: none

like seriously?

As for me l like ladies who have both but in a situation where one of the two is absent I will rather prefer boobs to hips(AKA Barcelona or Bakassi).

viexcey: 2 yrs because
1. I will be free from worries
2. Free from sins
3. I will only play and eat.
4. Everyday will be a new beginning for me.
5. No heart breakings.
6. Everyone will love me and buy me what i asked for.
7. I will have Childlike trust,childlike wonders and Innocence.
8. Finally but not the least, i must make heaven if i die that age.

I agree with you on number eight. The rest na wash

I think the major reason why business owners tend to adhere strictly to the saying "customer is always right" stem from the fact that in business, the loss of a single customer is tantamount to losing ten customers. If a customer happens to show you attitude within your business premises I am very sure nobody outside will get to hear it but reverse is the case if you the business owner do same. The customer will definitely go about telling the world how ill-manner you're. And trust me people will believe him outrightly. This I am sure you know will not go down well for your business.
So to avoid this, most business owners tend to take shit from their customers just to make the most important thing to them......... profit.

Please I need help. I have written my letter already but I am stuck at the recipient address. Can someone please bail me out? Thanks in advance.

Xtfield: Thats true and I do regret our failure to get back to you. We however decided that applicants should make their own sleeping arrangements. If you are still interested call and pick an interview date. We will interview you.

Alright, I will get back to you soon.

I applied for this job last month and I got a text message that I have been shortlisted of which I was very eager to come for the interview but somehow up till this very moment I haven't heard anything from you guys. They was a day you personally called me to inquire if I have someone or somewhere to stay in Adoekiti of which I said no I don't but that's the last time I heard from you guys. Well, I'm still interested though if I am called for interview I will show up for sure. Full name: Omale Lawrence Anone. I am presently in Lagos state.

Please any latest from Christfield Private School? I got their text message last month that I was shortlisted for their interview scheduled to hold early this month but up til now I haven't heard anything from them.

chocolateme: good thing that u reason that way but how do you mean by him taking your family for granted? You mean your sister? What will he ever do to take your family for granted?

Some guys are really fond of feeling big for their girl's family members. I am no saying my friend should start behaving like an in law o but He should treat my family with courtesy.

Does she likes reading books? If yes then I would advise you get a very small pamphlet for her to read but before you give it to her please go get a crayon and look for the following alphabets and colour them: W... I... L.... L... Y... O.... U.... M.... A.... R... R... Y.... M..... E.....?

PLEASE tell her to take significant notice of the coloured alphabets in the pamphlet from the onset.


Just get prepare with the ring in your hand. As soon as she puts those alphabets together and makes meaning out of them she will start coming towards you to say a YES........ My brother bring out the koko and joyfully placed it on the right finger......... Ohhhh hold on a bit, do you want me to tell you the right finger to place it on? Hell no!

From what you wrote above, your friend deserve the beating and ill-treatment she's getting from her guy. If the reason she's still in that relationship is because of the material things accrued to it then her guy has my backing..... beat the hell out of her like she's in military training.

Naija babes and money ennnnhhhhhh. Dem swear for una? Smh

Of course my friend and my sister can date themselves. It's non of my business. I won't be involved in it though. But should there be any form of misunderstanding between the two and any of them comes to me to seek wisdom politely I will render my help. However, on no account should my friend try to take my family for granted because he's dating my sister.

ladunsky: A car first in my own opinion

Waooooo, interesting! This is coming from a lady

Thanks guys for the comments so far. Please keep them coming.
As for my friend's occupation, he's a banker in Abj.

A friend of mine came to seek an advice from me on which of the aforementioned I deem good for him to have first. To be honest with you guys I didn't know what to say to him right there. I then told him that I will get back to him soon.
Please I want you guys here to help me out.

debolly: I received a message of being shortlisted by christfield....who else did??

I got the same message. Are you in lagos?

stevSKY: Wow!!! Great Article!!! Well pointed out there.
Well value is something very essential to all humans and serious minded individuals.
As for me ?i'm awaiting my NYSC hopefully by November, but ??i don't just sit, i tried to lay my hands on books on how to run and be successful with business and also, ?i engage myself in communicating mostly with business minded Individual, who knows what it means to be successful with business. I am a graduate of Accounting as a field of study, So ?the business subsidiaries ?i took back in school and those ??i've come to learn on my own, have always kept me wanting to be a owner of a self made enterprise.
I also have knowledge of printing and customising(Branding) of special gift items. And ?i also have the business idea of a Laundry and hair cut services, which ?i hope to someday establish when ?i have the capital to.

Waooooo, interesting and intimidating profile! You are the right candidate for this job. When do you wish to resume work with us please? Lol




On a more serious note, I like the fact that you have been able to invest your time and energy into something productive. Keep it up bro, the world is waiting for your manifestation already.

"When I used to hear about illiterate students
graduating from Nigerian schools, I often
wondered how that was possible," Wilsom
Bonfere rejoined. He said this in response to
the questionable characters of Nigerian
graduates and applicants who we see
everywhere roaming about with pseudo-files of
credentials. They are there in the streets,
villages, towns and cities. We have them in
great number, and one does not need to go far
to know that they are downright mediocrities
and pseudo-graduates under the Sun.
Bonfere, please, let me ask you! When last did
you visit a public school in Nigeria? If you ask
me, I will ask you to go and read one of articles
titled, "PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE PUBLIC
TOILETS!!! It does not require explanation. Just
go to any public primary or secondary school
anywhere in Nigeria! You will see dilapidated
structures with smelling human excreta both in
classrooms and premises. That is Nigeria for
you. Massive ignorance and social negligence
under the Sun!


Truth of the matter is that both the country and
citizens are wasting away in limbo of downhill.
That is why dreams, desires and longings are
seen everywhere in fantasy or facebook.
Everybody has dreams and plans but the
means are not there for everybody to realize
them for good under Sun. It is only political
thieves (godfathers) and their thugs that are
making it (leaving large) in the dead country,
Nigeria. That is the problem. So many dreams
and longings without means and resources for
the implementation!

My candid advice here is that the people
should continue fooling because there is no
food for the wise in any retarded country under
the Sun. It is known in wisdom as "Irony of life!"
The wise are trekking while fools are riding on
horses.


So, let us stop being hopeful in Nigeria. All
hopes are gone because students are called
"future leaders" while sound education is
known as "hope for the people". There is no
hope due to absence of sound education in the
country. Hopeless nation with hopeless people
under the Sun!





m.news24.com/nigeria/MyNews24/Educated-illiterates-due-to-social-negligence-20140725

@Xtfield, I am a graduate of Political Science and I'm through with youth service. During my service I was privileged to be posted to a Sec. School where I taught Government, Civic education and social studies. Right now I'm in lagos in search of greener pasture and I won't mind relocating to Adoekiti if the pay is reasonably okay and if accommodation affordable. I am really passionate about teaching.