₦airaland Forum

MIKOLOWISKA:
winning election is their area of expertise,.where would you put them?

About you only remember them in election day.

One vote you will not get.
One policy you will not implement
I'd you don't want godfather them don't ruin election with them

Run on your own popularity then let's see whether you can win your street

Punchng:
Below, as written by the narrator:

https://www.gistsfanz.com/2019/08/my-neighbours-wife-leaves-door-open.html

MelesZenawi:
The source said: “What happened was that a herdsman had gone into the bush where his kinsman and his cows were staying and stabbed him while the man was sleeping. He left with his victim’s cows after he thought that he was dead.

“But another herdsman who was in the bush quickly alerted other herdsmen who came to the forest and overpowered him after stabbing his severally and thereafter recovered the stolen cowsttps://thenationonlineng.net/tension-as-herdsmen-fight-over-missing-cows-in-imo/?fbclid=IwAR1SXESgORZAy9W_NBL7K7ENb5ClyPds4I9DjX6EpRrmYHU9a_qtyefAEKs

Ikem11:
I thought na only Evans they do kidnapping? Wow even musa follow join?

pressmanng:
She made the statement via her Twitter handle while commenting on the Viral Picture of president Buhari picking his teeth.

She said "That a Presidency @AsoRock and their allies found this unflattering “Fiddling-Nero-type-picture” of the @NGRPresident worthy of public view really does take their celebration of deadly Incompetence to a stratospheric realm.
But then, it really is Governance of tooth-picking."

She continued by condemning the arrest of Sowore

"Nigeria and Nigerians shall surely survive a warped political culture that emboldens and rewards Incompetence.

@YeleSowore is unconstitutionally and unlawfully detained for calling out the deadly incompetence.

Not even the Judiciary is spared this spread of deadly incompetence.

The Real World is where our citizens live.

@YeleSowore has raised issues that are never going away until addressed.

Let their coterie of genuflecting sycophants order more toothpicks for @NGRPresident @MBuhari to idle away in that refuse-bin defaced room of the @AsoRock .

https://www.pressmanng.com/2019/08/governance-of-tooth-pick-oby-ezekwesily.html?m=1

Lalasticlala

afroniger:
This is a wise move on Obaseki's part. He wants a second term, preferably under APC, so he had to reconcile with Oshiomhole. Without reconciliation, his chances of getting his second term desire may have been difficult of not impossible. He would have had to leave APC in order to realize his 2nd term ambition without reconciling with his party chair. He is a wise man.

What we sacrifice on the altar of politics at the detriment of Nigerians!!!

Their reconciliation simply means more Ghana must go for Oshiomole

When will we ever get it right

dre11:
....Toyota Land Cruiser purchased at N26m sold for N1m


....Office equipment worth over N10m sold for N360,000

It was learnt that the National Assembly management gave out the Toyota Land Cruiser, a Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV), which was purchased between N24 million and N26 million each, to the senators and reps of the last Assembly for a paltry sum of N1 million.

It was also learnt that the NASS management collected the sum of N360,000 only from the lawmakers for two television sets, photocopier, desktop computers and a big refrigerator put together.


https://www.newtelegraphng.com/2019/08/senators-reps-buy-suvs-property-at-give-away-prices/

Greedy politrickcians

MrGidifeed:
Nigerians aren't taking it easy with Joe Igbeokwe who revealed on channels TV that everyone that says anybody who tells you Buhari is not doing well is a lair.


See Nigerians reactions

Source: https://ngg.ng/2019/08/13/nigerians-blast-joe-igbeokwe-for-saying-buhari-is-doing-well/

Orji Uzor Kalu doing all he can to force this failure of a president Buhari down his people's throat

That was how he said had made a place for RUGA in Abia State long before it was even mention

Ass licker! Rochas failed, you will also fail!!!

Shame on him, power to the people!!!

By the way what happened to Kenneth OKONKWO Is he now in the use and dump department

Parada:
That’s a lot beta than the foolish Ihedioha chasing after Okorocha niece n nephews don’t u think ?!

Ihedioha is doing the bidding of his people!!! He has the support of his people!

He has not done enough!!! None of the Okorocha family is jailed yet!!! Or how does it stands as a deterrent for those who would meant to take the people for granted

Parada:
To think Buhari had same right as Ihedioha, doing what their people want & no sorrowful wail from any Jew can stop him. Buhari is a failure but we can attest to the success the shithole Igboland land as been condemned to with over 20 years Of PDP, to the extent every living thing can’t wait to be evacuated from the hellhole.

You are very wrong my friend!!!

1. I am not going to bore you with the story of how the same elements in PDP made up APC I mean what has really changed if Buha incorporated the same corrupt people

2. Jonathan handed over to Buhari, Rochas Okorocha refuses to do the official handing over to Ihedioha!!!

3. We all saw how Rochas looted Imo State and how Ihedioha is systematically re-covering all! I mean these are hard core evidences

4. Buhari saw Ganduje receive bribe Tinubu had bullion vans deliver money at his residence yet he is chasing shadows

5. He is fighting his enemies with our resources and you call that corruption fight

Common!!!

GoddyOra:
Still doesn't add up.
#5K to register just business name in CAC
Buhari is really ready to frustrate local businesses and SMEs.


Buhari your plan will not work o

Don't mind him and his paid zombies up there!!! Business name they register for N4000 under GEJ as in total package

Immediately after assuming office he hiked it to N10,000 now he's giving himself discount

Let him continue to dribble himself! Na him go tire!!!

daddytime:
Hmmm...na wa ooo

This one na poem, rap or rhyme.

What a gregarious coincidences

Rest on man

na wa ooooo Nigerians!!!

I can't stop laughing

He's even more popular after death! It's well

daddytime:
Hmmm...na wa ooo

This one na poem, rap or rhyme.

What a gregarious coincidences

Rest on man

czarina:
They're cute. Just look at their facial features

How a president now relate with his children not giving a damn about the nation is now an achievement

I hope they schooled in the university where lecturers now lectures cow

Sirmuel1:
Can I see the pictures?

MIKOLOWISKA:
When you get there, don't appoint the ppl who fought on the streets for you, let's see how you will return again?

Let's go back to the basis!!!

How does this few translate to mis-management by the government

Put them in the area of their expertise so that the aim of voting for you will not be defeated!

It's that simple nau

yarimo:
Foolish man disturbing other people in their country with stupid so called dubious meeting.

NwaAmaikpe:




You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious assets.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings.
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s.
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.
When we just had to consult the telephone directory to get anyone's land phone number.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you ever smooch your female neighbor on your father's settee while Teddy Pendergrass record was spinning on the turntable?

Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalastic.lala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?

Did you ever feel a sense of pride sitting in "Merry-go-round" long buses because your neighbor's kids had to ride their father's Long John bicycle?
Did you ever visit the library to check out what new tale Cyprian Ekwensi or Chinua Achebe had made?

Nigeria was great.
Night journeys were interesting, we had toll gates at every boundary with jovial soldiers exchanging banters there.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.