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Land Test For Crude Oil Deposite

NAIRALANDERS, Please I really need serious advice here. my dad has this big piece of land in the village in Delta state. of late I  have been having this strong feelings that there is oil deposite in the land and my instincts hardly fail me. I need to know how to go about seismic test on the land and what it will cost. what companies can I contact? looking forward to sound advices

During a wedding rehearsal, the groom takes the pastor to one side & told him,  i will give you #10,000 if u will change the vows. Just leave out the part where i promise to love, honour, & obey forsaking all others, be faithful 4ever.
On the wedding day, during the vow, the pastor turns to the groom & say will u promise to love & obey her every command, serve her breakfast every morning in bed, swear not to even look @ another woman as long as u live?
The groom gets angry & leans towards the pastor & said i thought we had a deal. the pastor pushes the #10,000 into his hand & whispers she made me a much better offer.

2 blondes meet in hell. how did u get here? the 1st one asks. '' oh i died in a freezer''. the 2nd blonde replied. so how did u die? she asks. ''well i suspect my husband was havin an affair, so  1 day i came early from work, i looked all over the house trying to look 4 the woman my husband had been with becos he naked. as i was returning upstairs from searching the basement, i slipped & broke my neck. i nver got to find the woman. replied the 1st blond. the 2nd blonde then says ''if u had looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still be alive''

the woman must be a naija woman. that is offline yahoo yahoo she played the young boy

abeg i wan know which side the late man dey b4 his death. for etteh or against her?

Change they say is the only permanent thing in nature in other words it is the only constant thing. i can't believe that OBJ's tenure as nigerian president is over considering that he could have gotten a 3rd term or life presidency for he might have ruled for 12 years further if the constitutional amendment had been successful. Thank God for that. 
  Up till few days ago i was still picturing him as mr. president each time his name was mentioned. But that mental picture is now being replaced by its rightful owner president umaru Yar Adua.
  Power is sweet, hence OBJ must have felt a little low handing it over. it must have been like giving away your most cherished possession. However he must have felt he just had to go.
  If you are a leader now in whatever capacity, i want you to ponder over these few questions,  what will people think of me when i am referred to as ex- ? will i leave a good impression on their minds? will they remember fuel price increase each time my name is mentioned?  will the mention of my name bring back memory of a hurried refinery sale? is my name synonymous with failed promises?
  If only our leaders could realize that power comes from  God  and it is only for a while, they won't get so power-drunk and take stupid actions because one day the inevitable must come and "ex" will be added to their present titles. I know OBJ must be feeling like kicking the "ex" away from the title ex-president.

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5] leads to loss of your healthy weight
6] may cause fire out-break especially during the dry season
7] goes hand-in-hand with alcoholic addiction
8] your children will pick up smoking easily
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