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On a fateful monday morning, afta takin her bath Mrs Chima was jst steppin out of their ensuite bathroom while her husband was abt getting in. At dat moment they both heard d front doorbell ring repeatedly in quick successions. 'Go check who's @ d door' Mr Chima said to his wife as he entered d bathroom & shut d door 2 take his bath. On getting to d front door & opening it, she was standing face to face wit their neighbour, Mr Chika who was holding a visible bulky envelope. On seeing dat she was only covered by a blue towel tied around her chest, Mr Chika said 'I will give u dis 50 thousand Naira if u would allow dat towel drop to d floor for 5seconds'. Afta thinkin abt dis Proposal briefly, she reached 4 her towel & let it drop down. Afta feeding his eyes, Mr Chika gave her d envelope containing 50K as agreed & hurriedly left. Mrs Eve Chima closed d door, went back 2 d room & was tryin 2 quietly hide her 'income' in d wardrobe when her husband asked 4rm d bathroom 'honey, who was dat?'. 'darling, it's Mr Chika' she responded. 'fine' he said b4 asking 'did he say anytin abt d 50K I borrowed him?',

@ Akin101, LWKMD. so glad ur pictures didn't show d man down on his kneels. dat show dat just presenting the ring wuld open the iron gates,

@ rokiatu, saying u can't imagine a man proposing to u witout kneeling simply shows ur huge ego. Wat if he is ur dream man & he wouldn't do dat while giving u the ring? Would u deny the truth & reject his proposal for such a flimsy reason?

Marriage is like a business contract for life which shld be mutually beneficial for both partners. U don't win a business contract by begging for it, rather u earn it by showing that u are capable of delivering on ur end of the bargain. What women really want to see is ur ability as a 'man' in all sense of the word and not some undignifying, often confused as romantic way of proposing a life time union. Some guys do dat mainly becos they want to imitate wat they saw in a romantic film.

I saw this guy & his girlfriend sitting by a table beside me in a fast food joint on a cool evening. Didn't really give them much attention, until i notice the guy kneeling by the girl, presenting a ring & obviously asking her to marry him. I was not too surprise because i've seen such love scenes in movies, but seeing it live is just making me wonder if it really makes sense for a man to be in a begging position (kneeing down) before his girl, (who is supposed to love him) would agree to marry him. Some say it's romantic but i don't think so. For heaven's sake, girls even desire marriage more than the guys.

Please can someone give me the postal address of our president because i think i have a great idea that will benefit our nation greatly. expecting serious replies.

'Chinese Take Over Bread Business' Word on the streets is that Nigerian bakeries are shutting down because they can't keep up with competition from Chinese bakeries such as Oasis, Watsons etc.

I wonder how the Chinese bake bread so cheap. What's the 'Chinese formula' for baking bread?

I think you are a baker trying to know some business secrets. Why don't you walk into Oasis or Watsons to ask their manager '' which formula una they use ?''

I don't want know about the cutest, but the fakest is daniel craig

@ poster
Are a commissioner of women's affair in your state? Guess you must be scoring good points with your woman.

Hello.

Hello, I am a student of uniport and I think it will be a nice idea to meet a cool chick from my school here. If you are a fine babe from upee, give me a call on my line 0807xxxxxx or e-mail me at winobee@yahoo.com.

when I see beads around the waist of some girls I always wonder what it means. If it is meant for fashion, it is not visible so what purpose is it serving? Abi na demonic object. I once asked a girl and she told me it doesn't mean anything. I don't think it is nice, what do you think?

All these drama since Ibori's arrest is showing us that Ibori has alot of political ''weight'' in this country. Abi wetin una think?

I have really been wondering why this is common even when the mother-in-law is nice to other people. We all know that a mother is the first girl in the life of every man, so maybe the mothers always feel that one girl that just pops out of nowhere wants to take their ''baby boy'' from them for life, so they unconciously become hostile to the lady. This has made some ladies to vow never to get married to a guy whose mother is still alive.  This is not nice because they hope to be mothers-in-law someday & not to be dead before their sons get married. Please I will like to get various opinions on this issue. How una see am?

Papa Ajasco & company

It is no big deal if she fine. even if she nor fine, there are FRINGE BENEFITS you can get from her. It happened to me twice wen I dey secondary school but I nor try 4 the relationships. I expecting it to happen now that I'm a big boy.

I would love to buy up nairaland from Seun in the future. He has definitely done a good job but I will improve on it. Maybe nairaland will be worth $500000 or $1000000 then, I will gladly pay because I really love it. What do you think?

Your signature says '' I love to love and be loved''    I think you are correct becos you LOVED the way your brother-in-law LOVED your smell and made LOVE to you.  I think this was the life you lived as a girl now you don carry am into your  marriage. May God have MERCY on you.

I  want to thank everyone who gave their advice here, both the serious ones and the naughty ones. To those dream killaz out there, I want to tell you to keep your mouth shut if you don't  have useful advice to give & all you jokers out there please don't take every thing in life as a joke or else your life will become one huge joke. When the Wright brothers first had the dream to invent the aeroplane,  people almost killed their dream saying the airspace is for the birds & man has no business there. When  Asu Ekiye wanted to sing the songs in his first album, a friend told him that  '' o boy this modern day na you wan go sing traditional music? them go pour you kolo oooo'' But today He is a big boy with several international awards. Have you ever heard of  dogged determination'  that is what I have. I believe my dreams don't have to make sense to every body.  When I succeed, I will surely share my testimony here or maybe you guys will read my story in a national newspaper or magazine or better still watch me tell the story on T V.

I  want to thank everyone who gave their advice here, both the serious ones and the naughty ones. To those dream killaz out there, I want to tell you to keep your mouth shut if you don't  have useful advice to give & all you jokers out there please don't take every thing in life as a joke or else your life will become one huge joke. When the Wright brothers first had the dream to invent the aeroplane,  people almost killed their dream saying the airspace is for the birds & man has no business there. When  Asu Ekiye wanted to sing the songs in his first album, a friend told him that  '' o boy this modern day na you wan go sing traditional music? dem go pour you kolo oooo'' But today He is a big boy with several international awards. Have you ever heard of  dogged determination'  that is what I have. I believe my dreams don't have to make sense to every body.  When I succeed, I will surely share my testimony here or maybe you guys will read my story in a national newspaper or magazine or better still watch me tell the story on T V.

Please I really need information on any institution that runs online masters degree program. If anyone has an idea, please let me know the website. thanks alot

Please I really need information on any institution that runs online masters degree program. If anyone has an idea, please let me know the website. thanks alot