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Celebrities / Re: Suspended Jet Company Refers To Naira Marley Crew As ‘bunch Of Useless People’ by Witchersunited: 9:37am On Jun 16, 2020
cheesy
Pets / Re: Finally Got A Wild Bird As Pet (Photos) by Witchersunited: 10:50pm On Jun 05, 2020
same people that kill innocent animals in the name and blood of jesus fighting for this birds rights, hypocrisy sticks like bacteria in a smelling shoe.

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Celebrities / Re: George Floyd: Kanye West Donates $2 Million, Pays College Tuition For Daughter by Witchersunited: 8:36pm On Jun 05, 2020
kanye west U.S president? cheesy cheesy nairaland and stupid members.
Gaming / Re: Infinix Note 7 Gaming Review - PES 2020, Call Of Duty Mobile & Asphalt 9(photos) by Witchersunited: 2:01pm On May 27, 2020
ALAYORMII:


They are making their money so no need to be worried


Most of the bad reviews come from peeps who either can’t afford them or just want to say nasty things
Can't afford them indeed cheesy cheesy

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Religion / Re: David Oyedepo To Nigerians: 2020 Is A Year Of Breaking Limits by Witchersunited: 11:09pm On May 22, 2020
This didn't age well.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Cyclone Amphan Tears Into India, Bangladesh, 5 Dead (Graphic Photos) by Witchersunited: 12:51am On May 21, 2020
michlins:
read to understand. Simile and metaphor are figures of speech.

In your bid to sound intelligent, you showed everyone how poor your understanding of English language is.

Now enjoy your evening
figure of speech maybe, simile cheesy cheesy cheesy the fact that u assumed that i was trying to sound intelligent with my fingers says alot about the kind of nonsense your brain understands and processes

whats the point crying out to an abstract concept, 2020 doesn't exist, its man's creation, we all just collectively agree that we should be counting from the death of jesus, its not an actual date in time that matters, what is the point of your figure of speech? shallow much?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Cyclone Amphan Tears Into India, Bangladesh, 5 Dead (Graphic Photos) by Witchersunited: 11:53pm On May 20, 2020
OgbanjeProphet:
Cyclone, earthquake, tsunamis, tornadoes, hurricanes etc, I can't remember when these occurred in Nigeria...

Are we blessed or lucky
lucky, the blessing more than the curse, snow is very useful and handy, you are more comfortable in an air conditioned room than anywhere else, also our geographical location makes it almost impossible for these kind of natural disasters to occur and cyclone and hurricane are the same just different regions, its just a marker, tsunamis are results of them, earthquake happen when the tectonic plate of the planets hit eachother, african isn't really blessed per say, if we were, europeans will have exported us to europe and relocated to africa.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Cyclone Amphan Tears Into India, Bangladesh, 5 Dead (Graphic Photos) by Witchersunited: 11:48pm On May 20, 2020
michlins:
Dear 2020.

From all of us who are already tired of the sad news, I beg you to take a chill. Give us a single reason to smile. Waking up every morning becoming scary. From left to right are lots of bad news.

How can these people exercise social distancing and other required measures to stay safe from this pandemic.

Two days ago,a woman was electrocuted and to think she came to my house to grind her beans makes it a bigger loss.


Once again, take it easy on us
2020 has a personality? nigerians and nonsense cheesy
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Logo Design For Xp Barbers. by Witchersunited: 10:50pm On May 20, 2020
cool

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Crime / Re: #JusticeForJennifer: 18-Year-Old Jennifer Gang-Raped By 5 Boys In Narayi Kaduna by Witchersunited: 9:46am On May 11, 2020
Milk like what the f cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Witchersunited: 8:51am On May 07, 2020
Just stop and reflect for a moment, a human being is treating another human being like a god

If my child did 1/10000 of the things I have seen here so far, I would strangle him alive, where is your dignity? How can you be idolizing another human being like that, if the person was doing something that aids humanity, I will understand a little praise and followership but who are you idolizing? Someone that can't speak 3 complete sentences in English, a plastic brain, a mouth breather


If your kids should look back at your life and see the hours you spent defending a fool, I am sure that they will be so proud of you, worst part is if you aren't accomplished in life, cause I want to believe that you have time and data to do all these after you have achieved your life goals and this is just a side hobby a laugh but if you are really doing this for real for real, you are of no use to humility.

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Health / Re: Situation In Port Harcourt Ahead Of Total Lockdown Tomorrow (Photos) by Witchersunited: 2:33pm On May 06, 2020
Anarchy loading, governments are playing a very dangerous game.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Witchersunited: 10:02pm On May 05, 2020
nadesh:
The tears are expected grin grin grin grin grin

My LAMBO kiss
Tears over recycled plastic?

Plastic is abundant and cheap, the only reason doctors charged her much for her surgery was because of the liabilities that might come if the operation on that old vulture hits a complication.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Witchersunited: 9:07pm On May 05, 2020
Tatiana4u:
Oh mehn see old mama legs shocked shocked shocked
she's in her 40s,pretending to be 26
liquid metal shocked

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Witchersunited: 9:05pm On May 05, 2020
Gbegirisoup:
How can only one person be this gorgeous...


kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Plastic gorgeous, no difference between her and that kettle that muslims use for prayers, they are both gorgeous in a plastic way.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Witchersunited: 4:17pm On May 04, 2020
nadesh:
This waist kiss
knife and surgery acquired, color me impressed undecided

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Family / Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by Witchersunited: 12:22pm On May 01, 2020
Best time for your wife to leave you, if she forgives you, she is mad.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Ghana Cases Spike 10 Days After Lockdown Is Lifted by Witchersunited: 1:29am On May 01, 2020
Backlog of pending results was written but Nigerians are blowing alarm, how hard is it to read for godsake?

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Culture / Re: COVID-19: Ooni Ogunwusi Visits Ondo, Donates Fumigation Vehicles (Photos) by Witchersunited: 9:51pm On Apr 30, 2020
GEEBITE:
Inquire from Sowore that said rubbish in the palace,he was coughing non stop.Also ask Oba of Lagos that disrespected him openly about the mysterious fire in his innermost chamber.
well I insulted him, waiting for their worst
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Flaunts His Rolls Royce Wraith Eagle VIII 2020 by Witchersunited: 7:06pm On Apr 30, 2020
Exc2000:
cool



people hating on him back then must be feeling somehow right now

Africa is home of negativity , hate and wickedness

If in America someone buys a range rover or a rolls Royce and posted its pics on his social media for his friends to rejoice with him, you see positive comments like "wow nice ride man" "cool ride bro"

But come to Africa Land of witchcraft envy and stagnation the comment is utterly negative

.
shut that your hypocrite mouth.

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Culture / Re: COVID-19: Ooni Ogunwusi Visits Ondo, Donates Fumigation Vehicles (Photos) by Witchersunited: 5:20pm On Apr 30, 2020
Jeremy1234:
Ooni is spiritual
Is coronavirus going to affect him?
he isn't spirijack

All is packaging, he has no power.

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Culture / Re: COVID-19: Ooni Ogunwusi Visits Ondo, Donates Fumigation Vehicles (Photos) by Witchersunited: 5:19pm On Apr 30, 2020
Why is he wearing mask? Can't the gods protect him?

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Romance / Re: Can I Forgive Her Past And Move On With Her? by Witchersunited: 12:43pm On Apr 30, 2020
Couple life grin the Bleep is never ending, some weekends all you do is Bleep Bleep and Bleep

Sometimes she will suck you for hours, some days her mouth will be literally all over your dick for hours, you will try all the styles, was the life, especially if she was sexy, you will flex every inch of her body.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by Witchersunited: 12:12pm On Apr 26, 2020
Sailor22:
The average Nigerian youth has no future....see comments here,wow.
we can see your future in Nigeria today, old school.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by Witchersunited: 12:09pm On Apr 26, 2020
Em5:
Already, from what we've been seeing in Nigeria, out of 20, about 18 recover. Is it that when you pray and 80% recover as God has already been doing, it will be that your prayers have been answered.
didn't notice that, subliminal scam kept to balance account.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by Witchersunited: 12:06pm On Apr 26, 2020
ursamajor:

On Unicorns, What makes you think Unicorns are not real? Did you go round the world? What sampling method brought about that conclusion?
A definitive reply would be highly appreciated.
unicorns are as real as that sugar daddy in the sky you call god, we have explored most of world and yet you are asking which sampling method do I need to know that there are no unicorns, which sampling method did you use to conclude that I'm not your god.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by Witchersunited: 10:08am On Apr 26, 2020
ursamajor:

Well, I put it to you that you've been turned/ manipulated by the devil and demons. How do you convince me otherwise?
devil and his demons? They told you this or you are their agent?

You are so far gone that you are saying unicorns are real

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by Witchersunited: 9:33am On Apr 26, 2020
Mbataku96:
I trust this man of God
He will go there and deal with the coro evil spirit.
care to escort him, since holi full una head?

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