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Family / Re: My Sister's Husband Wants To Sleep With Me by Witchersunited: 1:47pm On Jan 31, 2020
Mizwisdom:


What is this one saying? is it not the useless in law that has no regard for his wife and family who is destroying their marriage. You guys know the type of people you manipulate, it's not everyone that will take nonsense like this. If my husband seduces my sister and I confirm the story is real, I won't remain his wife because my daughters won't be safe.



how many husband will you replace before wisdom sets in

If he had raped her fine but he attempted to, no need to end a marriage over that, the sister is currently dealing with a sick child, some of you are just here destroying homes in the name of feminism, you wouldn't practice what you preach, I know your type, miss I can't take nonsense but your man sleeps with all your friends and you sit there and accept it.

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Politics / Re: Lagos State Says It Did Not License Anybody To Operate Commercial Motorcycles by Witchersunited: 1:40pm On Jan 31, 2020
Banning bikes and Keke is stupid, robbers use cars too, are you going to ban it's use? Most of the people making rules are the people least affected by the rules, going into some streets especially surulere, require bike, they are long and the sun is unforgiving

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Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Man Rapes His 70-Year-Old Grandmother In Plateau by Witchersunited: 1:36pm On Jan 31, 2020
Raping an elderly woman is wrong, raping a relative that is elderly is double wrong

Free access to her, I am sure that she didn't expect him to do something like that, so she left her guards down.
Politics / Re: Should President Muhammadu Buhari Resign? - Sahara Reporters Poll (Screenshot) by Witchersunited: 9:46pm On Jan 30, 2020
Kennydoc:


Yes, much more enlightened and exposed than you. I know what a decent government is like. Travel and get exposed.
People like you who fail to hold government to account cos of party affiliations are primitive beings living in the 21st century.
You know this over the internet? You are really enlightened cheesy

There is nothing like decent government, that's why oppositions exist cause as good as liberalism is conservatives are important also but you are enlightened that isn't news to you or is it?

Truth is, you aren't enlightened enough to know what enlightenment means, you are a socially hindered noise maker that thinks he knows more than he knows

A religious hyprocrite that fails to practice to nonsense he believes in.
Politics / Re: Should President Muhammadu Buhari Resign? - Sahara Reporters Poll (Screenshot) by Witchersunited: 8:42pm On Jan 30, 2020
Kennydoc:


Of course he is not going to resign, but the poll gives an idea of how the enlightened Nigerians see him.
Forget about your 15m votes most of which came from illiterate almajiris plus the connivance of security agents. The online poll samples the opinions of exposed Nigerians like you and me.
Oh, it's approximately 23k votes now (and 73% want him to resign), yet there are over 4 more days to go.
Enlightened?

Are you enlightened yourself?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Witchersunited: 8:41pm On Jan 30, 2020
nadesh:
I repeat haters

grin grin grin grin grin grin


https://twitter.com/i/status/1222944386364977153
she didn't say that to the surgical knife grin
Politics / Re: Makinde Recalls Oyo TV Staff Sacked By Ajimobi 4 Years Ago by Witchersunited: 8:38pm On Jan 30, 2020
Always forcing himself into the news


Audio government

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Samsung Warehouse At Amuwo On Fire by Witchersunited: 7:53pm On Jan 30, 2020
2nd picture, like this post when you see it.
Politics / Re: Enyinnaya Abaribe: The Igbo Man Doesn't Kneel For Anybody Except His Chi by Witchersunited: 7:27pm On Jan 30, 2020
Attack buhari and they will celebrate you like fresh sliced bread.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Witchersunited: 10:37pm On Jan 28, 2020
Sweetpink:

You wouldn't know what stupidity means even if it stares at you whenever you look into the mirror.
Stay pressed.
As lame as tacha's career.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Witchersunited: 9:08pm On Jan 28, 2020
Sweetpink:
Oh Tacha, why so hawt? grin
You wouldn't know what hot is, even if the sun was literally next door.

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Business / Re: Union Bank Sells UK Subsidiary by Witchersunited: 9:03pm On Jan 28, 2020
Patrioticman007:


What ?. Brexsit at work. Very excellent move.
Cayman islands is under UK

They take all those illegal money and loan legal businesses in UK

UK is the financial services capital of the world

This move by Union Bank has nothing to do with brexit, cause they weren't generating sufficient revenue.
Business / Re: Union Bank Sells UK Subsidiary by Witchersunited: 8:58pm On Jan 28, 2020
UK is the financial services hub of the world


Very dumb move.

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Politics / Re: 40-year-old Alfa Assaults 10-year-old Boy With Hot Cutlass In Ilorin(pics) by Witchersunited: 8:55pm On Jan 28, 2020
If it was a girl


We wouldn't see the ass like that

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Excess Crude Account, Once Over $22bn, Depletes To $321m by Witchersunited: 8:54pm On Jan 28, 2020
GamalNasser:


Typical Buharist
Not comfortable with the truth

Sensible things wouldn't make sense to you but buhari is jubril makes sense, buhari was cloned makes sense.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Witchersunited: 8:50pm On Jan 28, 2020
chii8:
Fried potatoes and stew...
apparently only fried Irish potatoes work with ketchup, tried fried sweet potatoes like yours, the experience was awful, next time I bought it I had to cook up sauce, really love ketchup but asides roasting meat and French fries, it's useless.

Don't know what it's like with pizza though.
Business / Re: EFCC Investigating Kessington Adebutu ‘Baba Ijebu’ Over Tax Fraud by Witchersunited: 8:47pm On Jan 28, 2020
GamalNasser:


And how is that your business ? Gerrout
after you

ladies first

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Literature / Re: Being A Nigerian- "My Descent Into Savagery" by Witchersunited: 8:45pm On Jan 28, 2020
okpalaAnambra:
Only a jobless person will seat down to read all these that adds nothing to one's life
grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women As The Most Promiscuous In Africa by Witchersunited: 8:42pm On Jan 28, 2020
Only an alien will be surprised by this news, bulk of Nigerian women will shamelessly dump their morality for small cash

Their values are proportional to how much you can offer and how you make your offer.

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Business / Re: EFCC Investigating Kessington Adebutu ‘Baba Ijebu’ Over Tax Fraud by Witchersunited: 8:40pm On Jan 28, 2020
About time, that guy and all his customers are the worst, I can understand sport betting but that baba ijebu the stupidity is too annoying, they will be holding extra large newspapers with so many numbers, they should close the entire Enterprise.

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom: Group Says Rerun Election Is Victory For Democracy by Witchersunited: 8:35pm On Jan 28, 2020
Victory for democracy


Pdp favorite phrase, bulk of their members and supporters suffer from sentimental dementia

Difference between the figures in those election results is the kind of victory that pdp are all about

Always on about APC rigging, Google Maurice iwu and see what real rigging looks like.

Politics / Re: Pdp Wins Imo Rerun Election by Witchersunited: 8:30pm On Jan 28, 2020
mrvitalis:

If only u can follow past results in IMO you would have saved your self this embarrassment
over the last 8 years, which party was ruling? Which party ruling today?


You are the one that is lost here.
Politics / Re: Kogi Assembly Confirms 16 Commissioner Out Of 17 Nominees For Appointment Conti by Witchersunited: 8:29pm On Jan 28, 2020
The rejected person was rejected because his first name is bukola


We are petty like that tongue
Politics / Re: Pdp Wins Imo Rerun Election by Witchersunited: 8:26pm On Jan 28, 2020
mrvitalis:

You really don't know IMO state ...even hope his blood flows with PDP ...thats my state
You are the mouthpiece for over a million people, you can read a million minds, Charlie Xavier

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Excess Crude Account, Once Over $22bn, Depletes To $321m by Witchersunited: 8:25pm On Jan 28, 2020
That's why the account was created, as crude price has dropped over the last few years, it's only normal that the account was depleted to fund expenditures.

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Politics / Re: Ihedioha returns to Supreme Court, seeks review of ouster verdict by Witchersunited: 11:26am On Jan 27, 2020
Everybody should return to the court for review

APC, atiku, everybody


Let's clog the system, people have pending cases.
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Witchersunited: 10:54pm On Jan 26, 2020
He lives on cry cry cry
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Witchersunited: 10:22pm On Jan 26, 2020
A40:
We are really talking about Kobe in past tense. This can't be life
Heartbreaking, his last ever tweet was to lebron james cry cry cry really hurts.

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Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Witchersunited: 10:21pm On Jan 26, 2020
RIP Black mamba, you have made your mark, you will be remembered forever cry cry cry


Reading my twitter feed, listening to this song, life is short.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svgLxdCr5E8
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Performs At The Grammys Reception Ahead Of The Ceremony by Witchersunited: 9:14pm On Jan 25, 2020
daniwise:


Yes. Plz I need an apartment 2share with a serious minded lady. no f f attached
looking for free sex, girl usually don't sleep with their flatmates.
Romance / Re: I Lied To Her That I Have Feelings For Her by Witchersunited: 8:55pm On Jan 25, 2020
justnock:
You might end up falling for her, but may sense fall on you for being a fvckboy. I pray I jam your younger sister. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
it's the pity that grows into love and leads to heartbreak

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